THE WRITINGS ON THE WAAAAALLLL
I’M HERE AND IN YO FACE!
BONK!
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You’re OUUWWWN!
Royal Rumble 2004 is the best battle royal ever. Incredibly fun with great storytelling throughout the whole hour. Plus, Benoit is #1 and wins that sumbitch.
Also, Ernest “the Cat” Miller > *
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA ITS ABOUT TO GET FUNKY UP IN HERE
Jeff was so happy to -not- be Vince’s illegitimate child during that Hornswoggle story. 
Why praise the LOWRD Jesus
Sandman was almost Vince’s son. Lol.
New IC Champ was just crowned.
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Starship Pain is ready for take off![/spoiler]
Good choice IMO…
Pussy from the back!!!
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The fuck? didn’t Tony Atlas get Future Endavored?
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Breaking Point Card as of now.
Spoiler
Orton© vs. Cena in an I Quit Match
CM Punk© vs. The Undertaker
Team Jerisho© vs. Team Kool-Aid
John Morrison© vs. Dolph Ziggler
DX vs. Legacy in a Submissions Count Anywhere Match (SHAWNShooter!?!?!)
SD! Spoilers
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Smackdown:
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Punk-Hardy recap video.
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CM Punk comes out dressed as Jeff Hardy. Some fans think it is Hardy at first. Then they started booing as Punk heels Hardy. F’n hilarious. Punk is drawing SERIOUS heel heat, and calls out the Undertaker. Matt Hardy arrives and attacks Punk. Four referees break them up, ending the segment.
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Teddy Long announces CM Punk vs. Matt Hardy in a non-title match for later.
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Great Khali & Fit Finlay defeated Kane & Mike Knox.
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Vince McMahon is here. We get a kind of, sort of funny backstage piece with McMahon and Long. This is followed by a backstage vignette with Maria and Michelle McCool.
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Rey Mysterio vs. John Morrison. Lots of pro-Morrison and 619 chants. In a great, fun and PPV quality 20+ minute match, Rey loses the Intercontinental Title to Morrison. This match was fantastic.
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R-Truth got jumped by Drew McIntyre in the ring.
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Maria & Eve Torres defeated Natalya & Layla.
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Matt Hardy vs. CM Punk went over ten minutes. Then the lights went out, gong, lights back on, and Undertaker chokeslammed CM Punk through the announce table. The arena went CRAZY for Undertaker’s appearance. No finish was announced for the match.
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That was actually some serious balrog laughter lol
Shawnshooter, it’s call the Shawnshooter.
Best WM match since Bret-Owen is actually being shown, sort of. Good enough for me though it really says shit about ECW.
wow. even just highlights of that match are just as gdlk as the match itself.
silly me for thinking they’d show the whole match. :\
fuckers dup’d me into watching ecw.
Dammit, why can’t tomorrow be Friday?
punk shenanigans!
- I think there need to be some standards as to what you can call an ‘encore’ presentation of a match. Six minutes of clips with shitty music does not sound like an ‘encore’ to me.
- Tony Atlas is the worst laugh track ever.
- I love how Stryker calls him ‘Master’ Regal. : D
- Pretty good match from Sheamus/Dustindust
Is it possible for that Orton/Cena “I Quit” match to end in a draw and they BOTH quit?
CM Punk continues to be awesome. And I thought Ziggler was the #1 contender to the IC belt?
Yeah I think this shows how much faith they have in Ziggler, which is none.