Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

That was the match of the night.
Good spots, good back and forth action, they both had really good chemistry with eachother, good CLEAN finish.

Daffney doing a shining wizard game me a hard on. Not even going to lie.

I approve.

If only the WWE would take some notes from that and actually let their women wrestle instead of having hair-pulling cat-fights. You don’t see it all that much from the WWE anymore.

For some reason, this makes me miss when Chyna and Sable used to wrestle. Don’t ask me why.

My buddy calls the matches of the WWE Divas the RAW/Smackdown “halftime show”, regardless of when the match actually takes place on the card.

Calling them the halftime show is a compliment.
Diva matches around here are usually the piss/take a dump break.
They are the equivalent of the WWE diva match unless Mickie and/or Beth is involved.

Mysteriowned

LOL at people acting surprised. There’s a reason he’s got a lot slower and bulkier over the last few years.

:rofl: I have to say that had my attention.

Moonsault was perfect and a great finish. Maybe now I can pay more attention to the Knockout match’s instead of just hoping for a decent shot of one of the beautiful peoples bottoms.

Fuck off, two commercial breaks in a row during match’s? What happened to working match’s around them.

…and even they can have some horrible matches on their worst nights. Mickie missing Gail Kim by a mile, then finishing her with a forearm was a note towards that, imo, but to be fair, the match started out and progressed alright. The end was just busted as all hell.

Burritos with extra beef?

Oscar Gutierrez? xD
Do they usually put someone’s real name up like that? That’s weird. Good news though, ZIGGLER IC title reign upcoming. : D

Daffnee is still really fucking hot. O shi- bitch did a shining wizard. <3
Hamada … Yeah, I’d hit that. Crazy moonsault act-chun. Nice Michi Driver too.

Have the Guns won any matchs lately? : /

Burrito’s with extra cheese.
And when I say cheese, I mean HGH.

No because they haven’t been in any.

I remember the first time I heard Lashley on the mic in WWE.

I swore up and down he’d have a deep voice, big a fella as he is. He started speaking and I literally dropped my remote, paused, and went “…da fuck?!”

Still got that same reaction even now. XD

That’s why I call him the choco manbaby.

My brother walks in the room

“Who the fuck is that?”

“Bobby Lashley”

“That nigga gay”

:rofl:

Also, I’m sure Mysterio will be written out like Stone Cold did; getting hit by a vehicle. But its just for a month, so it would be something small like a scooter.

You guys are playing with your lives.

Dude is the GOD OF THUNDER.

Remember that.

I’d rep you for that whole post if I could. XD

Did Tenay just orgasm when Hernandez leaped the ropes?

“that nigga gay” :rofl: Damn.

Also,Steiner, booker and Morgan on one team? That’s it folks. The three stooges have finally reunited. :pray: I wish they were still doing comedy, but this might work. I’m betting everyone had to pull out klenex when Daffney hit that shining wizard. :sweat: I’d buy a ticket to her in a 20-girl battle royal just to lick her sweaty taint in the middle of the ring. Yes. I said it.

-Starhammer-

He’s going to “Die” in a horrific Segway explosion.

Paul London will be smiling.

Million is that you?

I counting that Cross Body as a Roll-Up.

Repped

Nah. Pretty close. I’m like the SF2 Sagat to his Ryu, Just not near as tall.

…and Daffney at the end of the match laid all out looked oh so bang-o-rific. Shining wizard was just the top of the cake. If they had hit the instant replay, I would’ve put icing all over that cake.

-Starhammer-