Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

full sd spoilers.
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Batista comes out at the start of smackdown and cuts a promo. Jericho interrupts him. They exchange words in which Batista informs Jericho they have a match later tonight. Batista delivers a spine buster to Jericho.

Jericho and Bigshow talk backstage.

John Morrison b. Mike Knox in a non-title match. Ziggler is doing commentary. Morrison mocked Ziggler afterwords.

Josh Mathews interviews Scott Armstrong (the referee from Taker-Punk at Breaking Point), who says he was only following orders to save his job

Melina b. McCool in a non-title match

  • Backstage, Vince questions why Teddy Long screwed the Undertaker, then orders him to go out and explain his actions.

  • Teddy comes out with his security force, explains that he did set up the Undertaker to fail, but, he felt he had to in order to keep his job. He apologized to the fans and the Undertaker.

  • Backstage, Teddy gets in his limo to leave, but is trapped inside. The driver’s window rolls down and Taker says “Where to, Stephanie?” “Buckle up, Teddy”. Smoke rises inside the limo as it drives off.

  • CM Punk cuts a promo about how he keeps coming out to tell us “I told you so”. He preaches the usual stuff about the fans needing drinks, drugs, and cigarettes to get through the day, and how they’re lying to themselves, their families, and worst of all, to him. Therefore, he’s better than you.

The Hart Dynasty d. Cryme Tyme. Kidd used an impressive-looking flip-over neckbreaker for the pin.

The Great Khali d. Kane by DQ when Kane used a chair. Kane then trapped Khali’s leg in the ring steps and smashed it multiple times, denting the steps so badly they had to be removed for the rest of the show. Hopefully they’ll use an angle that doesn’t show how badly he missed. Khali did a stretcher job.

Charlie Haas vs R-Truth didn’t happen because Drew McIntyre came out to R-Truth’s music and said he wasn’t available, so Haas won by forfeit. McIntyre shook Haas’ hand, then gave him a sit-out double-arm DDT.

Batista b. Chris Jericho with a Batista Bomb.
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Will be skipping SD this week.

Sigh, being in DX/Evolution once again becomes more important then having a world title.

Hurray.

question. I haven’t been keeping up with wrestling lately but I got a chance to catch Raw this past week. I guess my question is what the hell happened to shawn michaels eye? He’s more crosseyed than hacksaw jim duggan

Yeah, I don’t get it as well…He just lost to Yoshi. I can already predict Regal interference for that match.

I actually liked those GD chants… Dustin deserves it IMO.

Holy shit, I was watching that match yesterday. Very good match, very talented workers.

Whhhhhhy is Batista on smackdown???

Why why

This will ruin everything

lol
http://img42.yfrog.com/img42/5444/y5wk.jpg

hahahaha holy crap.

best new meme in a while.

More Khali/Kane? No Punk match. ManGod suffering a Botch Bomb. They aren’t wasting any time ruining Smackdown. :confused: :sad:

Odd as it sounds, I personally can’t wait until R-Truth and Drew McIntyre can have a match. I’d like to see it.

…that’s what I get for reading spoilers while sober. Thanks Botchtista. I needed a good kick in the groin to make my weekend suck. :tdown:

-Starhammer-

SvR10 Roster released

RAW Superstars (Why the fuck is JBL here?)
Big Show, Evan Bourne, Carlito, John Cena, Ted DiBiase, Festus, Chavo Guerrero, Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, MVP, Santino Marella, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Primo, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Triple H, JBL, Mr. Kennedy

Smackdown Superstars (Why the fuck is Finlay here?)
Batista, Edge, Finlay, The Great Khali, Matt Hardy, Chris Jericho, Jesse, JTG, Kane, Mike Knox, John Morrison, Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, R-Truth, Shad, Undertaker, Dolph Ziggler, Jeff Hardy, The Brian Kendrick, Umaga

ECW Superstars (fuckin SWEET! All 7 of them!)
Shelton Benjamin, Christian, Tommy Dreamer, Goldust, Ezekiel Jackson, Vladimir Kozlov, William Regal

Divas
Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Eve, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Maria, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Melina, Natalya, Beth Phoenix

Looks like the storyline creator and CAW mode will be crucial. Hopefully we’ll be able to do a draft kinda thing like in Here Comes the Pain.

Gamestop preorders get Stone Cold but I’d rather just create him if I wanted him that bad instead of them fucking me for a third time in a row on preorder DLC.

Is Legends of Wrestlemania any use?

It’s pretty cheap pre-owned, but I haven’t enjoyed a Smackdown game in years and if it plays like them I won’t bother.

Why the fuck is he on there?

LOL, I didnt even notice. Whenever I see Mr. Kennedy I instinctively glaze over and my mind gets wiped of the encounter.

I’ll watch Smackdown, but I won’t like it. The fact that Botchtista is already being allowed to bury our saviour is a disgrace. Vince really does hate us.

Nice to see that Big Dave punched in the Konami Code for 30 more title shots. Hopefully they will let Punk rag on his disgusting physique and constant muscle tears.

Someone punched in the Konami Code for him. If he had done it he would have broken his thumb on the A button.

khali vs kurrgan. make it happen wwe.