CLU_2
January 6, 2012, 6:35am
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I heard the level cap glitches out the game after a few years, and Level ∞ (wife) becomes Level 1 fatty, reducing player to level 0 again.
No! Moisture is disgusting. Moisture is mucous, moisture is disease.
Dryness is clean, dryness is sanitary, dryness is pure. Dryness leads to friction, and friction leads to pleasure.
The greatest men in history have all required great friction to satisfy them. Perhaps this is the result of being circumcised at birth and then wearing undergarments made from tanned hide for one’s whole life. OR perhaps this is a direct reflection of how much extra lesser humans must work to match the efforts of the greatest members of our kind. Perhaps this is a clear lesson in how much more a mortal being must do to please a living god. Some call it “desensitized”; I call it “DESTINED.”
Every weeknight before I go to bed I firmly rub down the head of my penis with an ordinary cotton sock for 5+ minutes. (Gentle rubbing won’t help you progress.) The material is coarse enough to produce a strong sensation, yet soft enough so that the abrasion doesn’t cause any serious damage to the skin. I usually take the weekends off for recovery. I started at 3 minutes a couple of months ago and slowly built up my resistance from there. I’m proud of how far I’ve already come but my short-term goal is to eventually be able to do 10 straight minutes regularly. After that I’m going to try moving up to rubber tread, and if that goes well then maybe some fine-grain sandpaper or fresh cactus.
As a part of a New Year’s resolution I’ve just started working on my abs too. Eventually I’m hoping to be able to split a tree in half by thrusting my cock into it.
A sock? You should try sandpaper. That will really get your blood flowing (pun intended).
Also, forget Amsterdam.
Go to San Jose, Costa Rica.
Deplorable! Its men like you that are ruining our world!
That’s why I like animals, You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.
TL;DR - You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.
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Messy and fucking disgusting.
That’s why I like animals, You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.
TL;DR - You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.
Shout outs to ya’ll not knowing this was a Family guy quote.
Edit fuck it’s too early
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BBQ
January 7, 2012, 3:21am
48
Are you crazy? Haven’t you ever heard the phrase “never go in dry”? That’s what foreplay is all about, get her moist hole even more moist and ready. Friction leads to broken condoms, soreness, etc. Nothing, NOTHING is better than raw dog a bitch that is just gushing with ecstasy.
you could fuck a dude with a vagina. you know…born a girl but lives as a dude. not that Id know or anything…:sleep:
otherwise vagina always come with crazy. "deal with it"
Are YOU crazy?! Because as near as I can tell, you are recommending the combined experience of committing bestiality on a canine female that has been given a fatal or near-fatal overdose of designer drugs.
i hate to break it to you, man, but i think any dude who gets a vagina probably comes with the crazy too.
Are you crazy? Haven’t you ever heard the phrase “never go in dry”? That’s what foreplay is all about, get her moist hole even more moist and ready. Friction leads to broken condoms, soreness, etc. Nothing, NOTHING is better than raw dog a bitch that is just gushing with ecstasy.
idk about that one, I’ve heard really good things about
doesnt bother me as much as it should. I mean Ive noticed…whatever.
maybe Ive never experienced any real horror yet :eek:
they act the same. ridiculous.
