I hate rolling over in the night and landing on a patch of chick jizz. True squirting women are fucking messy
And how is a prostitute less crazy than ummmm any other type of woman?
What part of “They leave” do you not understand?
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Nothing but lies, you slanderous harpy.
still doesn’t make them less crazy. Just more convenient.
I measure a woman’s craziness in direction proportion to the amount of obligatory non-fucking interaction time requisite.
A hooker gives you all of the craziness during that time-frame, true, but it is mitigated by the fact that you WANT craziness in the sack.
Personally, I just bang barely-legal goth-anime lolis, and then act like I actually want a relationship afterwards.
Reverse psychology at its finest. 
I was gonna mention hookers, but some of them will open up about their feelings when i start cuddling with them. example, one woman was like “oh i have dreams to start my own business one day and retire from this game”. another was like “oh i’m getting so old now and haven’t settled down yet”. a third one was telling me how she still couldn’t win approval from her mom (who also happened to run her own massage parlor back in the day) despite having purchased a house with her wealth ROFL.
but i only wanna talk about that shit when i’m cuddling with a gf, not a hooker. no i only want to whine about my own problems when cuddling with a prostitute, not listen to theirs. fuck that shit son.
so there is a reason i left them off the list. i guess the most professional girls would be the asian massage parlors, but cops troll that shit all the time. do your research. do not pm me for advice (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SRK) because i’m trying to move on.
I think it’s pretty interesting. You can be like Indiana Jones looking for new shit to find.
fuck the 09ers. SRK just died a little right there.
And I still need to hit up a rub and tug sometime 
SRKers have been privately PMing me for years asking about that shit its hilarious.
If you want just a rub and tug why not go to a strip club? If you want full service though you should definitely try a massage parlor if that’s what you’re inclined to do. I think its something every guy should try at least once in their lifetime. Ideally you’d want to try it out in a place like Amsterdam as a sort of cultural experience. I don’t think its morally wrong per se (unless you are in thailand, where a lot of those girls are literally sex slaves, but that’s more of an argument for legalization).
Ants have been caught going to war, over and over again
No! Moisture is disgusting. Moisture is mucous, moisture is disease.
Dryness is clean, dryness is sanitary, dryness is pure. Dryness leads to friction, and friction leads to pleasure.
The greatest men in history have all required great friction to satisfy them. Perhaps this is the result of being circumcised at birth and then wearing undergarments made from tanned hide for one’s whole life. OR perhaps this is a direct reflection of how much extra lesser humans must work to match the efforts of the greatest members of our kind. Perhaps this is a clear lesson in how much more a mortal being must do to please a living god. Some call it “desensitized”; I call it “DESTINED.”
Every weeknight before I go to bed I firmly rub down the head of my penis with an ordinary cotton sock for 5+ minutes. (Gentle rubbing won’t help you progress.) The material is coarse enough to produce a strong sensation, yet soft enough so that the abrasion doesn’t cause any serious damage to the skin. I usually take the weekends off for recovery. I started at 3 minutes a couple of months ago and slowly built up my resistance from there. I’m proud of how far I’ve already come but my short-term goal is to eventually be able to do 10 straight minutes regularly. After that I’m going to try moving up to rubber tread, and if that goes well then maybe some fine-grain sandpaper or fresh cactus.
As a part of a New Year’s resolution I’ve just started working on my abs too. Eventually I’m hoping to be able to split a tree in half by thrusting my cock into it.
Drill a hole in your door.
My, my.
Back to proper form.
Yea ha’ been missed, deaderic.
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What? The hell are you doing cuddling with hookers Fishman? People do that? Why. WHY.
Chimps have been involved in full on war for the last few years
And fishjie I will hit up a rug and tug sometime soon. A buddy of mine went and said it was great. Lol at people pming u for tips. Never had shit happen at a rippers or thought it was feasible. Seemed like u would need to speak code words or tip several hundred. I’d love to get off with some of the strippers I’ve seen. As it stands I’ve only fucked three really fucked up strippers. Dating a stripper is a terrible idea that I keep repeating
Well, no shit.
I had a few tugs from strippers in the distant past and it would just cost 50$ a lapdance instead of the usual 30$. total rip off. prostitution is way more cost effective.
Well, it turns out I’m not that into mindless sex. I need genuine cuddling foreplay. Perhaps this is why most of the time, the best sex I’ve had has been in relationships. So now at this point in my life I’ve kind of realized that hookers don’t make me happy and they’ve been a crutch that has prevented me from pursuing actual relationships with women. A disease ridden crutch. But its been an interesting experience to be sure, and someday I’d like to write a book about it. For now though I’m trying to go legit.
Wow that’s a cheap handjob. Doesn’t beat the five dollar bj I once turned down from a chick freshly released from prison. But damn. Strippers are hotter than most rub and tug girls.
If I’d get a hooker it would have to be for some epic role play. No point in paying money for plain sex. I can get a big girl drunk and get off for far less.
There are many that do role play and dress up for you, if you are a repeat customer.
I did big girl hunting as well, but now that I’ve tasted skinny girls I don’t wanna go back. Big girls need loving too, but I don’t want to give any more of it. Going legit will be tough, but its just the next logical progression in this rpg.
Level 0 bang hookers
Level 1 bang fatties
Level 2+ increasingly attractive skinny chicks
I’ve heard most people quit the game pretty soon after they hit the level cap (wife).