Would you rather have two 3.5" penises (when erect) or one 8.5" penis and a vagina?

what do you want?

I personally choose the former because i could use my long flacid dick to prod my vagina with.

First this is dumb as fuck.
Also bigger dick as the vag can be just for show.
I’ll get that shit fixed surgically.

if you had the latter, you would be good for a connecting car in a train atleast.