I really like the thread title. It fairly accurately explains what they really are selling to you with this new version.
But I have something else on my mind about UMVC3:
Thing is, Frank West was being made during the development for MVC3, and was supposed to be in the original version. He didn’t make it. Even if he, did there HAD to be a Marvel character that they had matched up against him to balance out the numbers for the sides of the roster. That’s 2 characters they were going to have added to the original, but didn’t. Logic dictates that the Marvel character who is being added is in the lineup of leaked or revealed character roster for UMVC3. That leaves 10 characters that were being worked on specifically for UMVC3, right?
Well, let’s look at Shuma and Jill. They supposedly needed more work done. Including time after gold and until release, that was just shy of 3 months. Lets take away 3 weeks for DLC approval, though. So 10 weeks. For clarities sake, I’m trying to establish about how long it takes to make a character. 10 weeks seems pretty short considering all the work that needs to be done for 2 characters including balancing, but to make it even more interesting than that. Lets take that down to 8 weeks. 8 weeks for 5 pairs of characters is 40 weeks. That’s just over 9 months. Hmm well that all seems good: 9 months from February is November! But wait a minute, because you still have about 1 month minimum of the game going Gold and printing. So… October? But that’s only 8 months from release!
The point of this post is to simply state this: You expect me to believe Capcom not only made 10 characers in 8 months, but also rebalanced EVERYTHING about the old game, improved online mode, added spectator mode, a storyline, AND is going to have multiple demos of the game for gaming shows/conventions? Especially after it took them 9 months to do roughly 9 1/2 characters for SSFIV (Deejay and T. Hawk had assets already)? Face it guys: Capcom has been working on this shit from before MVC3 even hit the shelves, and possibly from before it even went gold. Maybe it was all planned to be released as DLC, but the prospect of getting more people’s money through a new game release with balancing and new modes basically means that they can technically charge you for a bunch of shit that could have very well been included in just 1 iteration of the game (such as spectator mode and a more elaborate story mode, the story mode which they claimed to have last time). If that doesn’t qualify as releasing an unfinished game so they can take more of your money later with a new version, then I don’t even fucking know what to call this complete bullshit.
Actually, “complete bullshit” describes it well enough, so I’ll just go with that.
That’s all on top of making the game actually look worse visually (new hud sucks, character portraits are ass, win pictures as just as bad, artwork is just photoshopped-over 3D models of the characters and are lazy, new X-Factor glow looks more retarded than before) to make it more distinct from MVC2 as they move further away from it in engine similarity.
Then they didn’t even add Megaman.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK?