crap the girl with no lips is creeping me out just thinking about it
gimme that beardy tongue action 10 times out of 10
This has always, to me, been a test if you’re truly gay. If you’ve never heard the rustling of two beards rubbing each other you’re going to have to test it yourself. To me it’s one of the creepiest sounds on the planet.
I’m pretty sure she still has lips to kiss
John is kill
no lips = skeleton = dead
Necrophilia or homo. Pick your poison.
Whatever makes you feel good and right is your answer.
Well, that depends. Is Boel the bearded dude? :tup:
Gah!
Scientifically speaking, beards are safehavens for bacteria and food particles whereas the glassy skin of burn victims is naturally sterile.
So better from a strictly empirical standard goes to no lips. However, you may find beards more enjoyable if that scratchy feeling invokes a sense of nostalgia from the times when your grandpa or uncle would kiss you.
At least not on her face
Threads like this remind me why I stay the hell away from GD 99.8 percent of the time.
Im the opposite…I go on SRK 99.8 percent time for threads like these…
I got kissed by a bearded man once & it was no bueno.
The girl with no lips. You didn’t say the kiss had to be where the lips would be. I could kiss her on the forehead.
Unless her forehead is bearded, then wtf boel what kind of shit are you into?
And how can I get in?
Vegeta should’ve dumped Bulma after the Cell Saga, it was pretty apparent 18 wanted his royal seed, every scene they’re both in has her staring him down with that lust. Vegeta wasn’t going to beat Goku and he knew it, why not ensure his genes surpass Goku’s genes? Royal Saiyan DNA + the strongest female mate in the world = swole as fuck babies right out of the womb turning super saiyan as soon as start crying. Bulma’s snatch must’ve imploded after yamacha’s superhuman strength destroyed it for the time he had it, now compound Vegeta’s use BEFORE she had Trunks and you got a wizard’s sleeve for a vag. Sure she has the money to fix it but that’s down time every couple of months the prince of all saiyans should not have to suffer for.
With 18 you’d have self-regenerating cybernetic vaginal walls that you could beat up with no worries. It’s not like Krillin was using it. DBGT would’ve been about earth dealing with 20% of it’s population having huge widow peaks.
EDIT: No lips girl 10 out of 10 times.
I would kiss girl with no lips. Yea, free. Ill just add her to the list of handicapped women I smashed. Deaf? Check. One arm? Check. No lips? Stay tuned…
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I don’t kiss.
at least between the legs
Problem solve…
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