So we’re into December now and unless some real doozies get released I think we’re in a position to start cataloging some of the worst song of 2012.
My nomination is Justin Bieber’s :As Long as you Love Me."
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I mean it’s got Bieber, is autotuned past recognition and randomly Big Sean. But the lyrics are the laziest compilation of somewhat rhyming works I’ve ever heard. featuring literary gems such as “we could be starving, we could be homeless we could be broke” rhymed with “I’ll be your Platinum, I’ll be your silver, I’ll be your gold”.
I’m also a fan of “I don’t know if this makes sense but, you’re my hallelujah awkward pause…” If you’re lyrics start with “I don’t know if this makes sense…” Then maybe, just maybe, you need some new lyrics. Also "Girl you know I’ve got you; us, trust, a couple things I can’t spell without “U” is so terribly lazy I had to do a double take when I first heard it.
I’m sure there were plenty of other terrible song pumped out this year though, so lets hear them.
I always thought that was “boy when you came into my life” but whatever. I love this song, too. She looks almost exactly like this girl I’ve been trying to finger before she moved to Texas.
This is easily the winner of the year. That black guy in this video is getting all the little girls. First Rebecca Black now this girl? Pedo alert.
That thanksgiving song is not much of a successor to Friday. It just sounds like some music production school students project, but Friday had that perfect polished production over a nasally piercing lead vocal that sticks with you like tree sap.