Worst Songs of the Year

So we’re into December now and unless some real doozies get released I think we’re in a position to start cataloging some of the worst song of 2012.

My nomination is Justin Bieber’s :As Long as you Love Me."
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I mean it’s got Bieber, is autotuned past recognition and randomly Big Sean. But the lyrics are the laziest compilation of somewhat rhyming works I’ve ever heard. featuring literary gems such as “we could be starving, we could be homeless we could be broke” rhymed with “I’ll be your Platinum, I’ll be your silver, I’ll be your gold”.

I’m also a fan of “I don’t know if this makes sense but, you’re my hallelujah awkward pause…” If you’re lyrics start with “I don’t know if this makes sense…” Then maybe, just maybe, you need some new lyrics. Also "Girl you know I’ve got you; us, trust, a couple things I can’t spell without “U” is so terribly lazy I had to do a double take when I first heard it.

I’m sure there were plenty of other terrible song pumped out this year though, so lets hear them.

That fucking Taylor Swift song never ever getting back together. A 5 year old could write that.

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Pop the Molly I’m sweating WHOO

I was going to say something about dubstep, but I wouldn’t dare categorize dubstep into music.

Carly Rae Jepson-Call Me Maybe

'Before you came into my life I missed you so bad’
That line is like a fucking time paradox or something.

I think there were some worse songs than this, but this is the one that got me the angriest for sure

Anything by Skrillex.

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^oh yes, Kanye has been busy this year but nothing prepared me for the Adele’s Skyfall.

gangam style

I love this song. I play it so much.

I always thought that was “boy when you came into my life” but whatever. I love this song, too. She looks almost exactly like this girl I’ve been trying to finger before she moved to Texas.

This is easily the winner of the year. That black guy in this video is getting all the little girls. First Rebecca Black now this girl? Pedo alert.

That thanksgiving song is not much of a successor to Friday. It just sounds like some music production school students project, but Friday had that perfect polished production over a nasally piercing lead vocal that sticks with you like tree sap.

That nigga is smart. He’s actually the owner and founder of the company that has produced all of those hits lmao.

holy shit I lol’d at 1:45.

Fuck you.

I’m pretty sure the people who are responsible for this trash don’t even consider this music.

Implying that any kind of music is more than just noise. :rolleyes:

Oh, and here’s my choice.
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