Worst Song of the Year 2014

Almost forgot to do one of these this year.

As ever, 2014 was full of garbage music, this thread is for your personal pick(s) for worse of the worst.

This year I’ve got to go with Nicki Minaj with Anaconda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

This song manages to mix a classic in “Baby Got Back” and a garbage song she was already on, Big Sean Dance (Ass) and manages to make a song that’s orders of magnitude worse than its constituent parts.

I’d also like to note a trend in a lot of songs I heard on the radio wherein the protagonist is absolutely pathetic. Rude and Stay With Me both strike me as songs where the protagonist spends the whole song lamenting but at no point never actually makes a case for why they are actually worthwhile, like at all.

Well that’s my start. Post away, videos are encouraged. The worst the better.

Anything Norteño is bad, but this strikes me as one of the worst songs of all the genre, horrid vocals, terrible melody and yet a lot of dumbasses like it if not love it.
Taste cancer indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_G8RdJ0Qs

I think he has a bee stuck in his mic.

Foreign music should have a separate category.

tuesday

J’s on my feet

For some reason I thought Gangnam Style came out last year, but it came out in 2012…god damn how quick that went.

i honestly didnt even listen to enough 2014 music to make an opinionated vote here…i’m getting old…

there’s such a wide breadth of quality recorded music that you don’t really need to listen to current music to constantly find things new to you. i think the only reason people limit themselves to shit that came out this past year is so they can give awards shows significance.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!

That song grew on me lol. It’s bad but not that bad imo

Dude I was gonna put Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty but apparently that was 2013. WTF where did all the time go?!!?

Soulja Boy has a song being released this year.

I’m saying now that it’s the worst of 2015, and it’s only January, and I haven’t even heard it yet.

Because I don’t know who turns up on a Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jma1kOQyGw

People who work weekends and drug dealers…he explains in the song. Anyone who think Tuesday was the worst, I honestly dont believe they listen to much music.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DjQs7MXFoe70&sa=U&ei=4zO9VNmYCImlNoq5hMgH&ved=0CBUQtwIwAA&sig2=iHrzOwEF2UndDlZUN497MQ&usg=AFQjCNFdguZAKUd3DSlmXHQsNjMg3bdm6Q

Most or the songs I haven’t heard which is a good thing. I’d have to go with Avril Laveign’s Hello Kitty as well. That is just straight up pandering to japanesse teen girls and nothing more. Like that Ka ka ka kawaii shit at the beginning…c’mon son. The beat is meh, embarrassing laughable lyrics such as “lets play spin the bottle don’t tell no one about it tomorrow”, and that thing she does where she makes her voice really deep and puts emphasis oh the last thing she says puts it over the top “Total rager! omfGEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Bums borrowing money off parents too. Hammered 2-3 a week. Know a few of those, it’s why we used to be friends.

Any song with young thug…

Especially Lifestyle lol

Igloo Australia easily wins…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

What language is Young Thug speaking? Because it can’t be English.

Anything produced by Mustard. :wtf:

Not letting that touch any of my tracks. Already got that middle-class Middle Eastern dude making my music for dimes. :kelplatte:

I purposely havent watched Buckly’s video so I wouldn’t be influenced in making this thread and my pick for worst. I’ll have to watch it when I get home. I don’t think I’ve heard this Hello Kitty song everyone’s taking about.