I’m glad to hear the python just hatched ^___^ make sure you feed it enough cause he might just grow a bit… A BIT!
This old wannabe Owen Wilson ass dude here. You need to realize that you don’t know shit about the shit you are in before you get your head taken off by this motherfunking anaconda homie.

Ninja_Philosopher:
angelpalm:
This dude is the laziest troll ever, nigga just copy pasting the same shit. Alright you can go ahead and ban him forever @valaris.
Also, Ninja need to stop lying to his inner self, knowing damn well he want to held tightly by these swole pythons. Too bad for that gay independant, that only one that gets the python is my girl.
I’m glad to hear the python just hatched ^___^ make sure you feed it enough cause he might just grow a bit… A BIT!
This old wannabe Owen Wilson ass dude here. You need to realize that you don’t know shit about the shit you are in before you get your head taken off by this motherfunking anaconda homie.
Tell that to my leviathan! He’s used to being wet, and knows how to roaaaar. He’s a kraken (cracking) one.
We should rename this topic to “Angelpalm is worried of his worm”. mahaha.
One can only bail their penis out of jail so many times.
You clearly have never played Monopoly I always hit that Jackpot.

VGAddict:
But I’m only 5’3.
I don’t want to have to settle for a short, ugly, desperate girl.
What do you need a girl for, shouldn’t you be killing yourself?
He’s backing out…oh, Hosanna, he’s found a reason to live!!
This topic is more evidence why we don’t like
“All my favorite characters in my sig!”
even taking all that out, your sig would still be huge man. Do it anyway dude.

Wait I just realised I’m taller than that main guy. 5"4 and tail growing.
Whoa, there, Vegeta. Go easy on the Blutz waves.

Ninja_Philosopher:
Wait I just realised I’m taller than that main guy. 5"4 and tail growing.
Whoa, there, Vegeta. Go easy on the Blutz waves.
Oh dammit, I guess my battle with Kakarot revealed it all huh?
Vega and Vegeta. I also hate Cammy. Cammy. Ha!
We already have a gay thread.