Worried about my height

[VGAddict]

I guess I won’t grow anymore, since I got an X-ray, the my doctor said it’ll probably show that the plates in my hand have fused.

[SirMixahLot]

I’m 6’9" and I laugh at your misfortune.

And since you’re already down there, you can suck my dick.

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So you go gay for midgets?

The midget standard for me starts at 5’6". WHAT’S GOOD MAH NIGGS?

you told another man to suck your dick. He wasn’t being maliscious or bashing you in anyway. You worded it in a way in which you want him to pleasure you with his mouth.

That is gay.

You want a man’s mouth on your penis. You want to feel his stubble on your balls.

This makes you a homosexual.

Really? A mouth around your penis is where you draw the line?

[blueleon]

You need to seek professional help.

[SirMixahLot]

You need to seek professional help.

This is a perfectly normal occurrence on SRK. Welcome.

[Warlike]

I hate being so short, the moment I realised I would not grow taller than 6’0 I had all these feels man.

haha no but seriously being 6’0 and having confidence is just great. Confidence is key, no one likes a POS loser who downtalks everything all the time, I used to be one of those guys who saw everything negative. I started working out, went out more, talked more, and now I’m pretty awesome.

[Darklightjg1]

Okay look man, it’s not your height you need to be worrying about with women, you just have to be assertive, but you also gotta know when she’s interested to give you the extra edge, so look for the biological cues. For example: look into her eyes and pay attention to the pupils. If they are dilated, it’s means she’s into you and you should should go in because you’re in there…

… okay. My bad. That’s not really enough information to go off of and you might get slapped, so try this: Just slighty glance toward the… um… “camel toe region” and check for moisture. If there’s some visible moisture there and she doesn’t smell bad, it means she’s really feelin’ you and you should GO IN!

…nah, nah. Don’t do that. You could catch a rape case for that and you don’t want that. You need a stronger signal of attraction, so here’s this: If she’s mad close to you and kissing up on you, rubbing on your chest, breathing heavy and grinding up against you, it’s means SHE REALLY WANTS THE D and that YOU SHOULD GO IN because YOU’RE IN THERE!

…okay okay. I’m sorry. I forgot she’s drunk and that she didn’t really consent. You can get 10+ years for that. Don’t go in until you get more solid proof. And here it is. This is how YOU KNOW: If she… is PREGNANT and she says it’s YOURS… even though it’s NOT YOURS (because you never had sex with her), it means she WANTED it to be YOURS because she WANTED YOU. And now she wants that dick on retainer for AT LEAST 18 years. If this happens, YOU’RE DEFINITELY IN THERE and you should GIVE HER THE D… IMMEDIATELY!

[details=Spoiler]…All right, that one was obvious. You’re obviously making more money than you need to and failed to keep it a secret, so she tried to trap you. 'Not really a desirable situation, so here’s the foolproof, without-a-doubt circumstance where you’ll KNOW you should be assertive and GO IN: If you ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 and she IS A TEACHER… that’s 100% GUARANTEED that she’s totally into you and that she WANTS THE D. Just answer a few math problems and YOU ARE IN THERE! You’re not gonna get in trouble and in the worst case, she’s only gonna get a slap on the wrist so it’s totally worth it to make the best of those after school tutoring sessions!

…just wear a condom because you’re not the only who’s gonna be “in there”.[/details]

85% of women prioritize status over height, looks, personality or anything else.

Fixed that up for ya.

Btw anyone know who’s the chick in SirMixahlot’s av?

Lili Stepmania or something…

Lilia Stepanova

She’s @SWBeta’s favorite.

That Av gets me every time. It’s… just… not… fair lol. I know some lucky everyday guy got to get dat before she became famous.

[SirMixahLot]

Her husband is apparently a very European, Gunther looking dude…
And by very European, I mean very gay.

http://twitpic.com/show/large/1sej2p

[Darklightjg1]

And the dude who got in there before that:

http://liliastepanova.fansiter.com/pictures/lilia-stepanova8.jpg

[dab00g]

I’m 6’9" and I laugh at your misfortune.

And since you’re already down there, you can suck my dick.

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So you go gay for midgets?

The midget standard for me starts at 5’6". WHAT’S GOOD MAH NIGGS?

you told another man to suck your dick. He wasn’t being maliscious or bashing you in anyway. You worded it in a way in which you want him to pleasure you with his mouth.

That is gay.

You want a man’s mouth on your penis. You want to feel his stubble on your balls.

This makes you a homosexual.

Really? A mouth around your penis is where you draw the line?

So what you want him to mount you from behind?

You want to get deeper inside him?

You are a gay

Lol gross dude stop

[Exodus_1]

oooo look how tall he is O_O

[angelpalm]

Ninja philosopher rocks a beenie and skinny jeans with a hoodie in 100 degree weather. He also wears glasses with no lenses in them.

Really? You make me out to be a hipster… that is just rich, and and and… so defaulting.

Hipster, no, a guy thay believes having a pack of fat women deficate directly into his esophagous to be the highest form of sexual elation, yes.

So I presume you have proof of my mentioning? Otherwise I suppose you’re the obese greasy haired type that sits at the computer attempting to insult everyone everywhere because he’s hurt by his own emotions and wishes to express the anger he has onto other people. Simply because you’re a douche with no self-respect and think that the highest form of amusement to be hentai. Judging by your name, I guess it’s a new technique you found for the lonely nights of saddened masturbation.

But really, I put way too much effort into being an a-hole than I should have.

Of course this is no personal disrespect. Just defence mostly. Now I see the fun in this.

We were all having fun and then you had to go and get all personal. Damn broku, I think you really hurt my feelings with that post…

[Ninja_Philosopher]

Ninja philosopher rocks a beenie and skinny jeans with a hoodie in 100 degree weather. He also wears glasses with no lenses in them.

Really? You make me out to be a hipster… that is just rich, and and and… so defaulting.

Hipster, no, a guy thay believes having a pack of fat women deficate directly into his esophagous to be the highest form of sexual elation, yes.

So I presume you have proof of my mentioning? Otherwise I suppose you’re the obese greasy haired type that sits at the computer attempting to insult everyone everywhere because he’s hurt by his own emotions and wishes to express the anger he has onto other people. Simply because you’re a douche with no self-respect and think that the highest form of amusement to be hentai. Judging by your name, I guess it’s a new technique you found for the lonely nights of saddened masturbation.

But really, I put way too much effort into being an a-hole than I should have.

Of course this is no personal disrespect. Just defence mostly. Now I see the fun in this.

We were all having fun and then you had to go and get all personal. Damn broku, I think you really hurt my feelings with that post…

Dude you’re the veteran. I don’t like intimidation. Turns me sadistic. Don’t do well under pressure…

It don’t matter, you could’ve seen it coming, but I’m sorry for hurting your feelings. Let’s have a big hug and let bygones be bygones.
Or we could go to war and destroy the whole etiquette of this forum, thus chaos like Namek! >:)
I’m just Saiyan… (groans from crowd.)

[toddler316]

You need to seek professional help.

This is a perfectly normal occurrence on SRK. Welcome.

Not yet, no one has defending having a hard on because the male tailor was fitting them yet.

That or some transgendered nonsense.

[angelpalm]

Ninja philosopher rocks a beenie and skinny jeans with a hoodie in 100 degree weather. He also wears glasses with no lenses in them.

Really? You make me out to be a hipster… that is just rich, and and and… so defaulting.

Hipster, no, a guy thay believes having a pack of fat women deficate directly into his esophagous to be the highest form of sexual elation, yes.

So I presume you have proof of my mentioning? Otherwise I suppose you’re the obese greasy haired type that sits at the computer attempting to insult everyone everywhere because he’s hurt by his own emotions and wishes to express the anger he has onto other people. Simply because you’re a douche with no self-respect and think that the highest form of amusement to be hentai. Judging by your name, I guess it’s a new technique you found for the lonely nights of saddened masturbation.

But really, I put way too much effort into being an a-hole than I should have.

Of course this is no personal disrespect. Just defence mostly. Now I see the fun in this.

We were all having fun and then you had to go and get all personal. Damn broku, I think you really hurt my feelings with that post…

but I’m sorry for hurting your feelings. Let’s have a big hug and let bygones be bygones.

lol, gay.

[Ninja_Philosopher]

Ninja philosopher rocks a beenie and skinny jeans with a hoodie in 100 degree weather. He also wears glasses with no lenses in them.

Really? You make me out to be a hipster… that is just rich, and and and… so defaulting.

Hipster, no, a guy thay believes having a pack of fat women deficate directly into his esophagous to be the highest form of sexual elation, yes.

So I presume you have proof of my mentioning? Otherwise I suppose you’re the obese greasy haired type that sits at the computer attempting to insult everyone everywhere because he’s hurt by his own emotions and wishes to express the anger he has onto other people. Simply because you’re a douche with no self-respect and think that the highest form of amusement to be hentai. Judging by your name, I guess it’s a new technique you found for the lonely nights of saddened masturbation.

But really, I put way too much effort into being an a-hole than I should have.

Of course this is no personal disrespect. Just defence mostly. Now I see the fun in this.

We were all having fun and then you had to go and get all personal. Damn broku, I think you really hurt my feelings with that post…

but I’m sorry for hurting your feelings. Let’s have a big hug and let bygones be bygones.

lol, gay.

Lol why would I want to hug you? My avatar is too beautiful for monkey business…

[VGAddict]

But I still won’t grow anymore, since my X-ray will probably show that the growth plates in my hand have fused.

[Ninja_Philosopher]

But I still won’t grow anymore, since my X-ray will probably show that the growth plates in my hand have fused.

Dude I think you’re off topic now…

[angelpalm]

This dude is the laziest troll ever, nigga just copy pasting the same shit. Alright you can go ahead and ban him forever @valaris.

Also, Ninja need to stop lying to his inner self, knowing damn well he want to held tightly by these swole pythons. Too bad for that gay independant, the only one that gets the python is my girl.

[SirMixahLot]

dab00g, obviously a homophobe.

[dab00g]

I am? Ok.
But i ain’t afraid of the gays.

The guy is obviously out the closet.

More power to him. Dramatix found another tall gay black dude to dock with

Girls like dating tall guys because they want to wear their heels. That is pretty much it. Date a girl who is very short or one that hates wearing heels.