Cosplay as a loot midget so people will try and kill you for guns.
I’m 6’9" and I laugh at your misfortune.
And since you’re already down there, you can suck my dick.
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Join the NBA and be the next Muggsy Bogues.
Walk up to a woman > 6’5" and ask her to dance. When she says no slowly look her up and down, then hit her with the creepy smile and tell her that short guys are great slow dancers.
…also be thankful you’re over 1.6 inches.
Op should switch places with royal baby and live that life of luxury.
Man I got flagged for telling peeps about that bone zone. Bunch of diminitive ass virginas in this bitch.
troll is obvious
I don’t know if it’s the troll talking, or the default avatar talking.
#Trollception
And that shit’s little bit of comedy. Look at the tall dudes these women consider such a catch: scrawny, clumsy…even the girl herself could beat them up.
South East Asian women aren’t that tall…
For reasons other than your height.
Double Post…
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- That number is wrong…or “misguided”.
- It’s actually DRIVEN by those other things. The more of those things you have, often the better your finances may be (or appear).
It’s a known fact/statistic that tall people typically have higher earnings.
Strong personalities (not in any particular direction) often become charismatic beings that draw crowds and money, or coothe leaders who are more effective…both of which incresae earning potential.
Good looking people are often ‘typically’ higher earners, this can also be combined with additional job offers and chances to advance as a good looking ‘face’ does well for ‘representation’. It’s a part of why law firms will bring some young people with them…appearance.
So when CNN polls ‘1000’ people who are typically people at home not working - which means they are more than likely being supported by a significant other…a) OF COURSE they are going to say it matters and b) the financial aspect is typically a culmination of all those things, so why the money may look like the reason on the surface, its actually NOT.
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And as a 6’6" guy shrug if you are only 5’3", you can buy clothes from ANYWHERE. You can go on vacation and actually buy souvenir shirts. You can buy cheap jeans. You aren’t limited to “Overpriced Casual Male” and their super conservative clothing lines, with random lucky finds at Burlington Coat Factory. At 5’3" you can safely buy shit off the internet and know that it’s prolly going to fit. You don’t have to worry about a shirt looking ‘young’ on you, because its cut funny. You CAN buy a $120 Yeezus white tee. You CAN ride rollercoasters. The last time I was on one, they couldn’t close the shoulder things because I was too tall, so I couldn’t ride. You can fit in ANY car you want…if you want to get a SMART car, you can fit inside while my big ass has to ‘Hightower’ anything the size of a Civic or less. You are in the front of ALL photos, instead of living your entire life as a perpetual ‘photobomber’. And sex? Man when you got long legs, ALL positions become ‘weird’ or extra difficult, things just don’t line-up naturally. Shoot, lets keep it one hunnid an 8" dick on someone my size is proportionally ‘iaght’, but if your 5’3" size queens will start to line up for that shit. When your tall, your legs hang off the bed - even King Size…and comforters never cover your feet to your shoulders…something is always ‘left out’. Babystrollers are built too low, so you do all sorts of things - even pushing the stroller with one fuggin hand so yo don’t hurt your back from hunching over too much. Oh yeah, you don’t hurt your back just trying to have a conversation with someone…tall folks mess up their posture just walking and talking. The wire for headphones are never quite long enough, or are some 20 foot monstrosities that could choke out a family. Your tie options are extremely limited. Everyone assumes you played ‘x’ sport. If you play ‘x’ sport - it is assumed you are going to play a certain position. Being a lineman or a center is NOT luxurious.
So if you are short, enjoy the little things in life (no pun intended…seriously). It’s not really as ‘one-sided’ as it may seem.
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How good do you look in a grass skirt?
I’m starting a pygmy mud wrestling zoo exhibit and I need some jobbers.
Jackie Chan and Jet Li kick ass. You can either do that or kiss it instead.
C’MON GUYS
Flag the post and walk away
But I guess I won’t grow anymore, since my doctor said the plates in my hand have probably fused.
But…but it’s fun to take an obvious troll thread seriously :sad:
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So you go gay for midgets?
i see SRK absence has got you slippin’ since as you know, most women are self-serving, lying whores so surveys don’t mean shit.
that said, yeah making money is the best way to negate your lack of height (or anything really)…but your girl will cheat on you with and spend your money on a tall, charismatic dude.