So goku had krillin hold his dick?
How am I supposed to protect my girlfriend from a thug?
When you’re above 6 feet and begin to hit your head on shit, you’ll appreciate being short. Hell, I’d love to be in the 5 foot range for a day or two.
But I won’t get a girl.
I might get that surgery where they break your bones to lengthen your limbs.
Krillin IS my dick.
Also yeah, walking behind people and STILL running into spider webs lol, fun times.
1.Find someone your size
2.Sit on his/her shoulders
3.Get trench coats
4.???
5.Profit
I should just kill myself.
Hit a ? block and get a mushroom.
a friend of mine got married just a few days ago. she and he are both are just over 5 feet.
stop freaking out…
So I guess that means you had to ask the Dragon to revive your dick many…many times.
You don’t have to worry about that because you don’t have a girlfriend.
If you kill yourself can you write “SRK: We Da Bess” with your blood?
You might be on to something:
Translation for OP:
More motivation for you to get a job that pays…
You don’t have a girlfriend.
After your surgery you will have “bone-itis”
And because you have that you still won’t have a girl, so you’ll bone thugs in harmony, so you won’t be lone-ly
Reporting OP to FBI. Don’t want to see him on the news shooting up a school.
Don’t be so dramatic. That’s my thing. Being tall won’t automatically lure women into asking you out if you have a shitty personality or undesirable traits, some of which you’ve exhibited already by even making this thread. Committing suicide won’t make you taller and instead turn you into a rotting mass lying in a coffin when he shouldn’t be because he off’d himself over being vertically challenged. :bluu: You also won’t have a girlfriend, either. You’d only have the maggots habitating in your corpse for company.
