World Is Running Out Of Chocolate

highly HIGHLY doubt they are gonna farm until the last cocoa plant is used without some type of regulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7PXy_0Q7g&list=PLaBWg7TltgOsPiTs6KJ-jngPi35MnumkH&index=6

Plurah Plehsha

I thought one person here would make a Wonka joke.

Hey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNmwaykeBLI

Good thing I don’t eat candy or really anything sweet besides raw fruit.

HOW COULD WE HAVE LET IT COME TO THIS?!

Maybe I can become an international chocolate thief if/when the scarcity makes it cost more than precious jewels.

they won’t let it go extinct, but prices are going to be going up at some point, as the price it’s being held to right now isn’t sustainable. You’ll see less small companies making high cocoa % chocolate bars, less giant chocolate easter bunnies, or other nonsense. Can’t see how they won’t just invent a cocoa substitute (or giant greenhouse farms with imported soil to grow it outside of it’s natural conditions).

So more shit chocolate for everyone? Thats disappointing. Good chocolate is gonna be hella expensive while ass chocolate is just gonna be expensive and taste like ass. Oh well im not a fan of chocolate. Its a once in a while thing for me… Although chocolate mouse may be harder to get and that does annoy me.

so long as they dont fuck with my bags of chocolate milk, we good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTqYSKjNOA

Looks like chocolate is the new gasoline.

Bagged milk? Fucking Savages.

Spoiler

*Is Jelly

I knew the Chinese were somehow involved.
my mom ate chocolate straight from the bean from a tree. wish I had too. She said you eat the outer core but don’t eat the center…for whatever reason.

wanna know what the best tasting fruit in the entire world is?

its this.
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m580/Axl_m4ster/spanish-limes_zpsa71a2e21.jpg

they’re Spanish limes.
anyone who’s ever had these, know exactly what I’m talking about.

I predict Spanish limes will be the new crack.

Those look like prolapsed testicles.

I didnt even know that was a thing but im sure as hell not looking it up

Bagged milk seems like the most 2nd world shit imaginable. Fucking communists.

bagged milk costs less, is better for the environment, the milk lasts longer, takes up less room in the fridge.

Mamons!!! I knew they looked familiar. oh the memories!!!

Yeah this is bad, very bad! Time to stock up on Toblerone, Lindt, Reese’s , After Eight and all things chocolatey!

I just bought an Ice Cream cone. After hearing about this, I demanded a large dipped ice cream cone. More chocolate for me, bitches!

Good thing I think chocolate tastes like shit. Candy like Skittles and Sour Patch Kids are WAYYYYYY fucking better.

Die.