Is it just me or does it seem like when somebody does or says something genuinely funny: if a woman said it instead, it would just be stupidly awkward. Is that because guys are hard-wired to expect women to be sexy, and not funny?
I don’t mean to sound sexy, but I think its true.
Women are funny, hot, sexy, cruel and strong. Women are cruel Jack! Just the way I like it.
Women are only funny if they’re talking about their vaginas or sex. See every female comedian for proof.
All 3 of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSqlFjHP860
^ Only female stand-up comedienne I’ve ever found to be truly funny. She’s great at doing voices, has decent material, and overall, I think her weird+quirky nature is what makes her funny to me.
I wish I understood how Lisa Lampanelli’s career got as far as it did. Almost all of her material revolves around how much she loves to fuck black guys
She’s not funny. At all. That one jewish chick who won Last Comic Standing, Eliza something isn’t funny either but she’s hot.
Check out Maria Bamford up there. Let me know what you think.
My speculation is that this is going to tie into the comics and bring stuff back.
[spoiler=] Cue Ty clearing a whole prison block by himself with his hammer, and the hanging. Ricks speech perhaps [/spoiler]
Too much NonSexualRice has cut off the circulation to your brain causing you to post in wrong threads!
Okay, who let BeGuiled get on a computer again? It’s past his time for meds and beds.
I’m watching the video that Sonicabid posted, and that’s exactly how I felt when watching it.
But then I watched the following, and I think it was funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5LxM-JYkBI
Perhaps because I’m not attracted to black women 
Every time I’m invited to go to a comedy club, professional and amateur female comedians are painfully enduring when ever they go on stage. What’s worse is when some of the audience fakes/force laugh which adds salt to the wound. The humor part of me dies a little every time a woman cracks a joke about something that isn’t even remotely funny. I almost want to be that heckler that ruins their time just to get them off the stage faster so someone else can redeem the craptastic performance.
Amy Schumer
Sarah Silverman
Whitney Cummings
Aisha Tyler
All decently funny comediennes.
The fact is Sarah Silverman is on your list almost completely negates any point you may have had. I have heard good things about Aisha Tyler though.
Female comics have to retire all “dating at my age is soo crazy” jokes, that lemon has been completely squeezed.
I love Bonnie McFarlane.
Agree with this sentiment.
However, the only time women are funny is when they try to drive a car. But fatally crashing into a crowd of people because the ho had to check her text’s, isn’t funny.
I take it @BeGuiled didn’t like the scuba farts.
Maybe he doesn’t find women funny because they remind him of failure and rejection?
This guy leaves bait and the fish bite