Woman shoves 5k up her butt, gets hospitalized

By the way, I’ll give you $300 for the Vynce art and cool Captain America stick.

That money was supposed to go to Asian wife’s poor relatives in the Philippines that have to rely on the sex trade just to get by(note she is the only girl left alive in the family). Now they will have to go back to giving handies to foreigners just because Rcaido had a change of heart and decided to make it rain at the club.

@angelpalm I remember when i was in highschool, this dude hired a stripper at his party. Dude put a $1 in his mouth & the girl used her snatch to snatch it…If you want you can do the same on my C. America stick…

Talk about dirty money

Credited to Chrisis

I wan’t that cap america arcade stick

You can’t trust a big butt and a smile.

…Ah fuck it. This thread is now about sticks. :mad:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4190/ddw.png

you want captain america’s stick… :wasted: ?

I was about to say that if her asshole could even try to hold a medicine ball with that much money, she could do things to her landlord that would make him never charge her rent again.
Then I saw her picture. Now things make sense. Don’t know about that landlord, but I would just want the money.

Is that a p360 in the cap stick? I see you with them happ buttons

Also 5k is an assload of cash

The thread should be renamed:

How Matriarch Spends Her Tips From Hooters

Maaaan I’m so rich that I even fart money…

No, really…
demonstrates

lol even better

Spoiler

http://www.roxcalibur.com/pix/e2663.jpg

5k is just another moniker for my holy cock. That’s what all the broads are calling it these days.

“Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.”

I’m dead

What’d be funnier is if that money was counterfeit.

She would’ve essentially have stuck toilet paper up her anus.

Exactly, the article said “girlfriend” not “Housekeeper” or “Maid”

Or schoolgirl or loli.

Which is how I know kromo wasn’t just going to Vegas.

Naw homie, your Malaysian wife probably used that dollar to wipe the booboo from inbetween your unhouse broken cheeks.

Your printer sure works fast there. Or photoshop?