Virgins are a rare breed in today’s world. That was his first mistake.
Mid 30’s here and I’m still built like a beer can. Joke’s on you with your spaghetti noodle dick that’s 9 inches long but 4 millimeters wide. 
Why you gotta mix units though
gotta convert to find out how spaghetti his dick is.
where is the damn video that fake SouthPark sent to the husband???
I see you’re mad I give away more $$$ for free than you can spend on games.
Stay mad and poor.
Like OMG, I just knew something was up but I didn’t want to say anything at the time because I was trying NOT to be the center of attention because I hate drawing unnecessary attention to myself, unlike some people…you know who I am talking about. My big breasted asian stalker.
No. Spaghetti is the same the world around. If I said spaghetti dick and you got mad, enjoy a life of not being able to please even Indian women with your millimeter peter. Indian dudes are laughing at you right now. Yes they are, don’t fucking argue with me.
If “spaghetti dick” didnt’ touch a nerve, you’re safe. Indian bitches will be lusting after your (insert non-Indian race) dick till you’re 90.
what do have women and ants in common?
If you fill their holes they go crazy.
Guess he couldn’t read her combo auto’s and didn’t… C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!! Oh well. Women are evil, seductive, manipulative, and cunning. As the old saying goes “if ya can’t beat em’, Bang em’.” Guess that hound was two steps behind that fox.