d3v
January 28, 2015, 4:40pm
1
And the best part, it happened not in Florida (where this is normal driving behaviour), but in Beaver County, PA.
There’s two amazing geographic details to this story: first, it did not take place in Florida, and second, it did take place in Beaver County, PA which should make our audience of 9 year old boys pee themselves. The incident itself involves a car wreck, an inebriated woman, a lack of pants, and a bottle, pressed under some bare buttocks.23
The Aliquippa woman is Justine King, she’s 33, and she seems to have wrecked her car in a single-vehicle incident. When police arrived at the scene, King was found, sitting in the car, surrounded by deployed airbags, but with her pants retreated from their usual location encasing her legs, pelvis and ass, and instead puddled under her car’s pedals. Also enjoying a ‘beneath’ position was an empty bottle of unspecified alcohol, which King was sitting on.
The details of how or why King was sitting, pantsless on the bottle aren’t clear. The bottle may have been in that intimate position for um, recreational purposes, maybe, or perhaps the placement was part of an aborted process to hide evidence of her consumption of the bottle’s contents. The bottle, so far, has yet to release a statement, even though the event happened back on September 30.
King was unwilling to leave the car (or her seat on the bottle) willingly, forcing officers to remove her, pantsless, by force. Once placed in the squad car King, presumably still pant-free, kicked out the window frame. She continued to refuse pant-application while she resisted arrest, refused a drug test, and generally had an exciting evening.4
And they say there are no more heroes in America.
There's two amazing geographic details to this story: first, it did not take place in Florida, and second, it did take place in Beaver County, PA which should make our audience of 9 year old boys pee themselves. The incident itself involves a car...
Well I guess, she just didn’t give a dam.
It’s actually kind of funny how women fall apart after 30 if they’re not married. All that feminist bluster about “I don’t need no man!” but after the big 3-O hits they become crazy. Yeah the article doesn’t say but, you can tell.
That 40-year old woman who married HERSELF definitely proves that…
d3v
January 28, 2015, 9:57pm
5
No beaver puns? I am disappoint.
Too busy trying to hunt down pics since you didnt bother
And the best part, it happened not in Florida (where this is normal driving behaviour), but in Beaver County, PA.
There’s two amazing geographic details to this story: first, it did not take place in Florida, and second, it did take place in Beaver County, PA which should make our audience of 9 year old boys pee themselves. The incident itself involves a car wreck, an inebriated woman, a lack of pants, and a bottle, pressed under some bare buttocks.23
The Aliquippa woman is Justine King, she’s 33, and she seems to have wrecked her car in a single-vehicle incident. When police arrived at the scene, King was found, sitting in the car, surrounded by deployed airbags, but with her pants retreated from their usual location encasing her legs, pelvis and ass, and instead puddled under her car’s pedals. Also enjoying a ‘beneath’ position was an empty bottle of unspecified alcohol, which King was sitting on.
The details of how or why King was sitting, pantsless on the bottle aren’t clear. The bottle may have been in that intimate position for um, recreational purposes, maybe, or perhaps the placement was part of an aborted process to hide evidence of her consumption of the bottle’s contents. The bottle, so far, has yet to release a statement, even though the event happened back on September 30.
King was unwilling to leave the car (or her seat on the bottle) willingly, forcing officers to remove her, pantsless, by force. Once placed in the squad car King, presumably still pant-free, kicked out the window frame. She continued to refuse pant-application while she resisted arrest, refused a drug test, and generally had an exciting evening.4
And they say there are no more heroes in America.
http://jalopnik.com/pantsless-woman-arrested-for-dui-while-sitting-on-a-bot-1682108737
Well I guess, she just didn’t give a dam.
So this is why they always had school off at the slightest bit of snow… A couple of snowflakes fall and people up there just go bananas apparently.
Seriously those lucky fucks from Beaver Local had sooooo many 2 hour delays I would be listening to the radio waiting for my school to come up. Never. Those bitches… every day in Jan/Feb.
Though I guess this is what a lax school system gets you kids… liquor bottles up your pussy.
d3v:
Couldn’t find any.
me either and i did quite the search :’( like i didnt wanna check out some drunk bitch with a bottle of miller stuck up her ass just wanted to know if she was decent looking, chick sounds like a fun night out ya know?
She poured a 40 into herself?
The people have a right to know!
Why is it that every thread that has a story prominently featuring a woman you get a bunch of people who demand pics?
You guys don’t demand pics of men when there is a story about them. At that point all that seems to matter is race, and you being thankful that said fucked up event didn’t occur to a member of your race.
I’m really trying to understand the male psyche here. Why is it so important that you see a pic of her? Why is it so important to you to know if she’s hot? How will your life change with this knowledge?
Hecatom:
I hope she is hot
9/10 she looks like any other drunken redneck from Pennsylvania.
Matriarch:
Why is it that every thread that has a story prominently featuring a woman you get a bunch of people who demand pics?
You guys don’t demand pics of men when there is a story about them. At that point all that seems to matter is race, and you being thankful that said fucked up event didn’t occur to a member of your race.
I’m really trying to understand the male psyche here. Why is it so important that you see a pic of her? Why is it so important to you to know if she’s hot? How will your life change with this knowledge?
Wtf would we want to see a pic of a drunk guy with a bottle stuck up his ass? Were guys, we drink and weve all been there. Also race matters a lot because theres a few black guys on SRK and everyone of em is racist. Anyway you need a pic to tie up a good article like this, its not all sexual you know… gawd.
Hecatom
January 29, 2015, 1:07am
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Yet you don’t provide pics…
Lost it at Beaver County. Couldn’t even read for a good minute.
I just want to know what kind of booze she was drinking. That glass…Must have been sexy to her.
Matriarch:
Why is it that every thread that has a story prominently featuring a woman you get a bunch of people who demand pics?
You guys don’t demand pics of men when there is a story about them. At that point all that seems to matter is race, and you being thankful that said fucked up event didn’t occur to a member of your race.
I’m really trying to understand the male psyche here. Why is it so important that you see a pic of her? Why is it so important to you to know if she’s hot? How will your life change with this knowledge?
pretty simple, actually. With pictures, we’ll know if she’s hot. :cupfullasteam:
-Starhammer-
