Windsor Thread 2011

Oh everybody that’s not the end of the story. So when I was doing this asshole’s mom, me and her was talking and I asked her “How come your son is such a loser and a fucking douchebag and all he does is flame people so he can get a kick out of it?” and she said “My son was always a let down to me since he was born so I dumped him on the side of the road. I think his habits will bite him in the ass in the end.” I couldn’t stop laughing.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Then me and her kissed and I let her go. Before she went, she told me about her husband that he’s an skinny alcoholic drug addict and that this fucker’s dad was the REAL reason his son became a loser in life. Too much emotional stress. So what I did, I went over to his place and I kicked his ass all over the place in front of his disappointment of a son. Since I’m 6’5 and he’s what 5’10, it was an easy fight.:rofl::rofl: I threw his son’s laptop in the wall and took the pieces and shoved it in the garbage compactor.:rofl: Then I said, “Loser I’m coming for you next time.” Just like father and son. Both disappointments.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

what are u even going on about? you’re not offending anybody and u just look silly

In all seriousness UJ, do you even realize how crazy you are?

STARING INTO MADNESS.

that was an intense fantasy to even make up let alone let other people know you thought up.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I mean… It’s crossed over from annoying to funny to now just kind of creepy or pitiable.

what game? and what system? xbox is wayyyyyyyy better for any sort of online

We will play on PS3 tomorrow okay? I want to play more challenging players now since I’ve beaten everybody in Super Street Fighter IV in Windsor. Between 5-7 p.m. If I’m not online then, then play me around midnight to whenever. In advance, good games to you and let’s see how we do.

See I told you guys not to FUCK with me and now you got a whole new me to deal with. Whenever this fuckhead Brasspole or FuckHole opens his mouth, you idiots don’t say anything to him. Once I say something, ALL of you jump on MY ass. How is that fair dumbasses? Everytime somebody jumps on me and nobody is there to defend me then I will lash out like this. This is one of my darksides that people see and I don’t like to show that side but you guys keep on going and going with your bullshit and this what happens. DON’T FUCK WITH ME GOT IT?!?!?!

My boss got in my face when I was working on Tuesday night and I tore him a new asshole. He blames me for everything thats happening there. I still have my job and now he has more respect for me now than he did before. Darren, if Sam was any kind of girlfriend she would tell you how that place is and how fucked up it is. You know how they are. YOU KNOW IT!!

Sometimes beyond this fucking game, give people some respect and dignity and people like me won’t act like this. I know I said this before but it ALWAYS goes top of your heads you dumb assholes so it won’t mean shit if I say anything more so it’s up to you now. No more!!

Uber_Johnsons idea of telling off his boss was getting into an argument with an old lady on his paper route.

do you stock the shelves, cut the meat, or bag the groceries?

Ill be online from 5:30-7, wont be on after that so try and be on them.

What the fuck? Leading into insanity doesn’t even begin to cover it. If anyone antagonizes UJ, infraction. UJ, if you troll-bait, infraction.

A+ would read again

He can’t control it!

Anant I’m not troll baiting anyone got it?!? You know me personally so don’t act like I started this. It’s mostly these people that start with me.

I’m just telling these moron douchebags that I play ONLINE ONLY. It’s not troll baiting for anyone to play me okay? I’m telling people that I play online whether lag or frame rates or whatever excuses these guys can come up with. I’ll play offline if I know you personally. Online is the only way to play me if you want to know how good I am. That’s it. Nothing more to it. Deal with it.

Do you legitimately believe that he’s making this up to troll? I know him best out of anyone here and he most definitely is not.

Disrespect to an admin in a mild form as well as throwing out names despite being told to stop. Good stuff

We all know how good you are and the answer is not very. You play online cause you’re a douche bag.

If you consider this opinion valid (which I am sure you do because you said it), then let me put mine this way:

I’m just telling this one specific weaboo/douchbag that I play OFFLINE ONLY. It’s not troll baiting for anyone to play me okay? I’m telling people that I play offline, whether to learn, enjoy the game or socialize with these other guys that play. I’ll play online if I know you personally. Offline is the only way to play me if you want to know how good I am.

By the way, I hope you did not back out of playing Scott online today so that the next time I get to K/W I can get some games in with him so he can compare.

This thread is worthless without the uberjohnson