Why Street Fighter Rules, Part 1


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“If the Red Chinese invaded tomorrow and banned the game entirely, nobody would really miss it after two or three months. Even now, most of the games are so fucking dull that it’s hard to understand how anybody can even watch them on TV unless they have some money hanging on the point spread, instead of the final score.”

Hunter S. Thompson, “Fear and Loathing at the Superbowl”

Why is this right?

I’m watching Monday Night Football right now. So are a 10 million other suckers. Why are we suckers? Because I could give a damn about football, at bottom. It’s no part of me. I never really played, and neither have the vast majority of the sports’ fans. Any connection I feel with the guys on the field is just the combination of good advertising by the NFL and my own stupidity. Sure, I used to toss around the old pigskin, and once in a while even get a pick-up game going. I’ve even got a pretty good arm. But of course I was never a pro. I didn’t play college ball, and I didn’t even go out for the high school team.

You’re saying to yourself, “Hey! But!’”. Save it. Before you embarrass yourself by going any further, please try to remember that if you’d had the misfortune to be born in England, you’d be making the same retarded speech in defense of cricket- a game so stupid it ridicules itself. So if you can get past flexing fake manliness with empty defenses of somebody else’s waste of time, let me explain why the same thing isn’t true of Streetfighter. Listen to what I’m going to tell you now:

Why would you really care if Streetfighter was gone? I’ll tell you: Because you’re a player. Virtually every male on the planet under 30 played videogames, and everyone who played videogames played Streetfighter. And they didn’t play some half-assed, junior-league version of the game with special rules- they played the real thing.

My high school coaches forgave my decision not to go out for the team because I’m not a freak of nature. I don’t weigh 300lbs, and I can’t bench that either. (No, this isn’t the battle-cry of the sissy either- I am 6’3", about 185). They understood that even if I was willing to try my hardest, I probably couldn’t be a serious competitor. This wasn’t, of course, up to me. As far as football is concerned, I was just born unlucky. I’m not 6’6", so basketball’s out (and don’t give me any crap about Mugsy Bogues, etc. Some idiot wins the lottery every day- that doesn’t make it a good bet). Again- look at the contrast with Streetfighter. Where else are you going to find a philosopher going head to head with a B-Boy? A gangbanger versus an MIT mathematician? A street mugging? Maybe. Or a Streetfighter tournament. From Microsoft employees to Marines to the manager of your local Blockbuster- they’re all here. This is the real fight club.

Why was Streetfighter open to so many players? Look at the way most popular sports limit their player base: They all take relatively big (sometimes huge), specialized fields. Most of them require a bunch of (often very expensive) equipment. And to compete in any kind of serious way, you have to be born with the right type of body. These are all pre-requisites before the question of skill has even come up. This is just what you need before you can even begin to ask whether you’re really any good. Major sports are exclusive- sometimes extremely exclusive depending on how wealthy you are, or where you happen to live. Contrast this with SF: you can play anywhere. It required only a machine, which were extremely common, and are now so cheap that anyone can afford to own the games. And you don’t have to be any particular height/weight/strength to win.

Of course, even before Street Fighter, arcades have always embodied a capacity for competition. Since the advent of high-score record-keeping, players have struggled to leave a lasting mark, and evaluate themselves relative to each other. But most of the time you didn’t even recognize the guy behind the initials on the high-score list (unless you happened to see him in action), and it’s hard even for the psychopaths that hang around arcades to take three letters on a high-score board very personally. Streetfighter changed all of that (and saved the arcade industry in the process).

Unlike so much of what had come before, playing serious Streetfighter required putting part of yourself, and your self-respect, on the line. SF had a second joystick, and meant it. Its two-player mode wasn’t two guys alternating turns, scoring points against some common computer foe. Streetfighter invited you to stick it to the guy standing next to you. End his turn by beating him off the machine, take his money, and make him pay for the chance to question you again. Being in the arcade at all was admitting you cared, and Streetfighter was the king of the arcade. The game is simply too complex to be played at a high level dismissively. By stepping up, you were saying something- admitting the investment in time and effort it took you to get to this level. That was fundamentally incompatible with casually laughing off a loss, claiming this was “just a game”, and everyone there knew it. Walking away from the all-too-human being that just handed you your ass was also a lot harder than walking away from third place on a high-score list. Especially when this punk might even be laughing at you (and if it was me, he was).

Serious Streetfighter was a personal thing. Playing serious SF meant playing in the arcade, and arcades are (or at least used to be, pre-Disnification) shady places, filled with shady characters. Going to the arcade meant taking a trip, the entire purpose of which was picking fights with these people. It’s you versus someone else, one on one. You don’t have a team to lean on, where the brilliant performance of a Michael Jordan can gloss over the brick you just laid. You are the team- it’s you on the line, with no one to back you up, no one to help you out, and nobody else to blame when you lose. You stand there together until someone is the unequivocal loser. You play through the smoke, music, lights, and the veiled (or not-so-veiled) hatred of everyone around you. You take all the glory for every win, the full shame behind every loss.

The NBA can bring in Manute Bol without his ever having seen a basketball, and he could hang just because he’s seven-plus foot tall freak. William “The Refrigerator” Perry didn’t get that much better at being a professional fat guy after years of practice. Are these guys skilled? Yes, but in stupid ways. You just don’t see that crap in Streetfighter. Regardless of how tall, fat, or freakishly fast you might be, none of that will win you any matches if you aren’t also a master of the game. Streetfighter skills are almost wholly (and beautifully) divorced from physical gifts or liabilities (ask Joe “the one-handed terror from Tuscon” Jennings). High-level Streetfighter is a real skill that must be learned and developed, while still being open (at least potentially) to pretty much everyone.

That’s what loving a game is really about. It’s playing the game- really understanding it from the inside out- that’s what makes a connection real. So while you may know the ERAs for every starter in the National League, you don’t really know what it is to pitch in the majors, and you’re never going to. In SF, you have the same chance everyone else at a tournament has. Anyone can walk up and take a shot at the masters- let your skills do the talking. You lumps still watching the NFL should stop kidding yourselves. That’s never going to be you. The players could care less about you, and you’re never going to get a shot at them. Streetfighter excludes only on the basis of skill. If golf is for rich guys and hockey is for thugs, Streetfighter is for everyone. Think football is a man’s sport? Be man enough to drop those snacks, put down the remote, and get in the game. Quit living in your world of make-believe, and take a real shot in an honest competition. Go play.

– Seth Killian

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  1. FOOTNOTE: “Exhibit A” in the case that football really is boring: the XFL. When has it ever been the case that you can start a competing league for a sport which is dynamic and well-managed? As far as I can recall- never. WNBA, anyone (“Check out the passing-intensive, no-dunking sport of the future! Did we mention the awesome passing?”)?</span>

omg so true. I’ve been saying this shit for years. NFL is a bunch of shit and i am convinced the only reason all americans act like they love it is for the “fit in” factor. It’s the accepted norm of society.

I like to think of a competition like Evo the equivalent of a superbowl, only EVERYONE can participate in. I can care less to stand on the side lines and watch 500 pound black people on steroids run around for 20 seconds, only to stop line back up and do it again. I want to be IN the action, and walk with giants, and Street fighter allows that. major league sports dont.

It’s funny, I know I am probably in the minority here but although some of the advice Seth Killian gives in these articles in useful, he gives off the impression he got picked on a lot at school. I hope for his sake he grew up sometime in the 7 years since these things were posted.

If you play a sport, you appreciate it at high levels. There are morons who just sit back slack jawed and watch both Street Fighter and Football. You seem to have a hate on for football Seth, you should chill on that. On Shaq’s inclusion in the top 10 on Slam magazines greatest NBA players of all-time, something was written to the effect of: Consider Micheal Jordan, he was born with some extraordinary talents that, combined with hard work, made him the greatest. But for every Micheal Jordan there are thousands of players who practice as hard, perhaps harder, who just lacked that innate ability. So for Shaq, his natural gift was his size, nothing came for free other than that, and perhaps not even that to some extent, you think a frame that size is easy to develop into an effective athlete? I would argue that the same applies to a Daigo in Street Fighter. You think he really just practices that much more than everyone he beats? I think you could easily argue that he has natural abilities pertaining to being a great Street Fighter player, and combined with hard work and practice, you get The Beast. Just because these abilities aren’t as blatantly obvious as physical size, doesn’t make them non-existent. Cognitive/perceptive abilities are constantly being examined and quantified in new ways in the field of Psychology, but let’s completely ignore that, because bad-mouthing football, and it’s fans, is so much easier. If you have never played the game, and cannot appreciate it for that reason, it is automatically boring?.. spare me…

Damn Straight. You got it in one man. Tender_lov3r nails it as well.