I loved community college cause it was void of bougie queermos who take pride in the school they go to. white people just love to show off that kind of shit. plus rich white families don’t send their kids there so everyone is more down to earth. for real burnouts its the best way to appease your parents when all you want to do is get wasted and play video games
We used to just call ourselves “default” until we realized that it’s easier to claim we’re being discriminated against (i.e. reverse racism) if we call ourselves something that sounds kind of like a minority group.
Shoot the black people and claim castle doctrine. I’m sure there’s a way to legally argue that your car is a domicile as long as it can’t be driven.*
*This legal strategy, if it exists, surely will only work for white people. Sorry, everyone else.
No. We just go to the gym we want to go to and make sure we raise the property values high enough to keep out the “urban” crowd.
No.
It’s another way of saying “We might hire black people. As long as they dress, talk, and draw their sense of humor from a similar pool of popular culture as good white folks.”
Video games are for children.
If you saw a black person at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, you would be in dereliction of your duty as an American if you didn’t harass that person.
Not technically. We use the Textbook Rule: as long as the workforce has the same proportions of minorities as depicted on the cover of your typical public school textbook, we are up to code.
Start of thread: Funny questions about white people done in jest.
End of thread: Bitter outlook on white people, equality ‘discussion’ and ‘reverse racism’.
Start of other thread: Funny questions about black people done in jest.
End of other thread: Uninformed stereotypes of black people and disdain for white people.
What the fuck happened?
Mayonnaise f’in rocks! It may as well be a condiment. You can put it on anything.
I got one for you. Why is it that white people (especially white women) WONT LET A JOKE END?! It’s like Caucasoids want to be the funny caboose on the joke train. You tell a joke/say something funny and everyone laughs, then white people go “and then” or something along those lines in an attempt to piggyback off of the funny thing that was just said in order to get a laugh, then sometimes there’s another one, AND another one until someone realizes that it isn’t getting any funnier. This shit consistently annoys the fuck out of me.
Attention whores…
We’re looking for different ways to make fun of a situation than “AW HELL NAW” and “DAT BITCH CRAY”. Sometimes it doesn’t work, but that’s the cost of innovation.
And then…
It’s never funny past the first re-skin attempt. NEVER. Sometimes the first tag-on is cute, but after that the horse is officially dead. I can’t believe how many times I’ve seen the chain go on, and on, and on…
CC ought to be the first step. Sure, go to a major 4-year to start if you want to spend the rest of your life in financial limbo because of student loans. But two years at a decent CC and then transfer is decently cost-effective.
I guess im the only one intrigued by the white population @goodmOurning please answer the following
- why do white people do those crazy stunts and near death dares.(i.e blowing up cow shit with fireworks or some other dumb shit)
- why are you all so overprotective of everything
- would you move into a minority driven neighborhood?
- Why do like to one-up your neighbors (we do it to but you guys take to another level)
- Im not fan of large groups of white people, because I fear some shit might go down so my negro instincts meter is always full so I would say vice versa for white people but thats the thing, we would not even give you a second glance your guys seem to have a natural fear, especially your women…why is that?
- Why is their so much emphasis on you guys in the news and media…like a white woman is missing that hits national news but if a black woman is missing thats local news…
I don’t think this is exclusive to us at all. What is exclusive to us is the level of creativity involved. I’ll use Jackass as an example: all white guys. They don’t just climb into a bullpen and dare the animal to gore them; they harass it by badly playing a musical instrument or by standing in front of a painting in an identically painted jumpsuit. They don’t just climb into a port-a-john while their friends tip it over; they attach it to two cranes with giant bungee cords and whip it back and forth through 50 feet of air.
This may seem like a self-destructive impulse, but it is actually an artistic impulse. White people have a natural taste for irony, absurdity, and Dada that seems to be unique to us. Also, getting hurt is funny.
We fought a long, hard, bloody war for the right to have our own stuff and live our lives as free individuals. You can bet we’re going to instinctively protect that.
We fought another long, hard, bloody war to stop owning you guys, which was one of the greatest moments of identity confusion in white history.
I did. What do you think inspired all my questions in the Urban Dictionary thread?
We loathe our neighbors’ innate greed and materialism, so we exploit that in order to make them angry.
The fact that this, in itself, is an innately greedy and materialistic thing does not bother us, because we don’t have time to think about that shit.
Have you seen COPS? You guys need to hire better publicists or something.
Everybody loves white women.
What do white people think about other whites that do stand-up comedy?
Why do white people take marijuana to whole other level? (could of been asked already, sorry if that’s the case)
Why do you guys seem to hate your parents more than other minorities do?
Why do white people wear shorts and sandals in the middle of November and say that it’s not cold outside? Fuck outta here
Why are white people so uptight around black people? I swear I was at a Starbucks in the mall and when I sat down, this lady grabbed her purse and held it close to her the whole time I was there. As soon as that happened I immediately left because that really made me feel like shit.
Lastly, if white people make fun of us so much, why do I always see them copying black slang and singing rap songs?
I’ve got no idea, I’ve noticed that about other white people, too, though it’s Winter right now for us.
A lot of misconceptions about how black people act, as well as negative experiences with trashy black people that people assume makes up the entirety of the race. I had misconceptions about aboriginal people because the only ones I ran into would hate me strictly cause I was white, but then once I got to know aboriginals that weren’t racist, they’re some of my favorite people.
Kids from the burbs want the cred of acting black without having to hang around with and get made fun of by black dudes.
Why do you guys love to golf?
Golf is a rich people thing, and isnt something only white people do.
You get to go out on a nice day, get hammered, ride around in a golf cart, hit a ball with a stick (that satisfying thwack), then clown on the guy who has the hardest time getting the ball into the hole. What’s not to love? It’s fun as shit.
- Depends on the comedian. Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Jim Gaffigan… all hilarious. Dane Cook and Larry the Cable Guy, not so much.
- I can’t vouch for this myself, but there is apparently an entire marijuana subculture that has existed for decades. And white people love subcultures.
- I love my parents. But they don’t understand me.