George Carlin is amazing. You should look him up. May he RIP.
As someone who is probably the whitest person on this forum, or at least in the top 5 I can say the following:
- White people liking mayonnaise is something ive only heard of in this thread. Most white people i know either dont like it or are indifferent
- 50 degrees is not fucking cold. Perfect shorts weather.
I dont go out of my way to avoid black girls. The over whelming majority of black women are not physically attractive to me, and the ones that are typically have a lot of non-african heritage. White peoples perceptions of female beauty run deep in our culture it seems, since so many white men arent attracted to black women. I dont think they are really ugly, its just, the beauty standards of these two cultures didnt seem to work together.
When it comes to the “attitude” thing, I dont necessarily find that most black women live up to that stereotype, but I would say that the idea of it is extremely unappealing and would render every other positive attribute meaningless, assuming I were looking for a relationship
travel here friend. we show you good time!
(i know this is a jokey thread, but if you really meant that… you have some serious bigotry and ignorance in you that you may not even be aware of)
^ One of you Eastern Europeans made Smirnoff, the drink that leads to sleeping on bathroom floors, waking up next to ugly women, and getting white dudes to admit to doing weird shit like jacking off with dish soap…
Cool in my book…
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Totally (<- white), forgot about this song here
toto - africa
Why is this Soft Rock man singing about Africa? Is “Down in Africa” telling? Africa’s not Down. Its mid center, the original continent mass, “Pangaea.” Everybody came from Africa.
In the same vein, “Jungle Boogie” was a very big White People hit.
That didn’t take long 
Oh wait…
Why do you like Arrested Development?
Don’t let him get to you, man. I’m sure you have more important things to worry about, like human trafficking :tup:.
Oh trust me I’m well aware of my bigotry,I know it’s blanket and cannot cover everyone.
But like 80% of the eastern European nationals I have had any exp with are beyond batshit crazy.
Not saying that’s not fun, but fun aside they are totally insane.
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shit, eastern europeans sound badass lol
I am going to answer this - because it’s the best comedy ever put on television.
- I like Mayo. What the fuck else do I put on a sammich? You gotta put mayo, mustard, and hotsauce on that sum bitch.
- I don’t understand that word cold.
And I am whiter. MUCH whiter. Translucently so. I think the only people who give me a run for my money, are albino’s and soulless gingers like Val.
I eat sandwhiches like a true white person, plain. 
Also, im ukrainian, polish, dutch and irish. I have no melanin to speak of.
I’m all whiter then you.
Like the finest cream fit only for royalty.
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irish, polish, yugo…also i hate the sun. I am not white, I am translucent.
no true white person eats a sammich plain. Mustard at the VERY LEAST goes on it!!! Mayo is only for certain meats though. Cold cuts, ham, turkey/chicken, bologna if you’re into that as a meat…these things crave mayo.
You’re gonna sit there and lie about eating that sammich plain. You know you slap that good ass Polish mustard all over that sammich.
well, that’s unfortunate. where did you meet them, in GTA4 ? ^___^
Just looked at a map, it makes sense if the artist is from Britain since it’s north of Africa.
Hah, come spend some time in la bro, aside from that I traveled through a good part of Europe after I graduated.
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i know. Who the fuck eats a sandwich with just meat and bread? Thats even below ghetto standards. That shits medieval.
I keep a jar of this in my house at all times:
