fuck humanity, thats why.
lol @ contact meat
Have you ever talked to another human being? The majority are absolutely worthless. At least the dog will shut up when you tell them to then snuggle up next to you to apologize.
Maxamillain randomly saying VIDEOGAMES in his videos is, I think, the white version of hype.
I approve.
why do so many white people hit the lotto?
Because old white people play the lotto like 300 times a day. I used to work cash at a gas station and you wouldn’t believe how many times old guys would come in and buy like 50 dollars in lotto tickets, leave, and then be back around noon for more tickets.
For the record, I’m of the non-camping white persuasion. Camping is bullshit. There isn’t even air conditioning.
This… this sounds like a WHITE WOMAN!
I feel like camping is like Jazz or Soccer. Lots of white people like to pretend to like it but only really enjoy it when theres lots of booze involved.
Sure it does. I’m too busy tinkering on my smart phone in comfort controlled air to care.
Anyway, my bagel just finished toasting.
For the record Vynce drives a girls sports car.
I am located in the South, which contains a rather unique habitat of White people.
Shoes: New Balance.
Music: Alternative Rock/Pop.
Contrary to what most people think, the last real Country music that exists is from the late 90s. Most new “Country” music has merged into Alternative Rock. That being said, older people tend to listen to Country music, but still enjoy some of the newer stuff. There is also an argument Southern White people listen to Rap or Hip-Hop. It’s very rare to hear Ice-T, Wu Tang Clan, Tupac, DJ Kool Hero, N.W.A. or any other “O.G.” Rap music. Most Southern White people listen to “Pop Rap” music instead.
Clothing: Old Navy.
Food: Still up for debate.
Physical Traits: Blonde hair, blue eyes, slight tan (male and female). As each sex grows older, the hair tends to darken into a light or deep brown color. The eyes turn from a vibrant blue into a crystal blue. The tan remains the same as most white people gather at each others’ houses and drink several days in a row in any location, regardless of the time. Most prefer open fields or abandoned mall parking lots.
Disposition: Males tend to be laid back until you insult their religious beliefs, girlfriend, or physical appearance. In far worse cases, their dog or truck (Ford, Chevy, or Dodge.) Females are immediately annoying due to the devolution of vocal communication that consists of the Valley Girl, Drama Queen, and (Ditsy) Blonde Chick stereotypes. In most cases, these are combined into an abomination that results in a massive consumption of alcohol in-order to phase her and the massive population of others out of your mind.
I’ll report more on my findings later.
im a white ask me something
Found this when I searched something from the black thread. Would you do it?
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As a white person, I can confirm that we possess sealable flaps along the flesh of our ribcages that can be used to store pennies, spare dustwashers, scraps of framedata, etc.
Why do you prefer white bread over wheat?
Do you watch any other black shows besides Fresh Prince?
Are you really suspicious of everyone who doesn’t look like you?
Why do you like Seinfield?
Why do fraternities make you do so much gay stuff?
Exactly what temperature does it need to be before you actually get cold?
Fresh Prince is for whitey through and through. You got Carlton, Uncle Phil is an attorney, and Hilary might as well be a ditsy blonde.
Does Family Matters count?
Cough Bill Cosby Show as well Cough
WTF kind of bird is that?
You’re an anthropologist man.