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I only ask because I just couched, sneezed, farted, and pissed, all at the same time.

I knew a girl in elementary school who claimed she coughed sneezed farted queefed burped pissed and shat at the same time. Fuck, I wish I married her :frowning:

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In before rigor mortis

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I was hoping this was a beguiled thread what a letdown :frowning:

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Never couched before, is that something involving your vagina hoVi3t?

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Iā€™ve sneezed and it made me shart once or twice before. That always sucks. Especially when Iā€™m away from home somewhere important or in public. Iā€™ve had to throw boxers away.

And Iā€™ve always wanted to rip a mean old fart mid-orgasm while getting a blowjob, but Iā€™m not that cruel.

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WTF Sovā€¦

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Iā€™ve heard about the pee/fart option select, but never the Sneeze/shit OS.

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Yeah man. I have a loud sneeze, so it usually happens when Iā€™m somewhere in a situation that I donā€™t want to cause a disruption, so I try to stifle my sneeze. The sudden pressure on my abdomen can force a fart out, and if Iā€™ve had Mexican recently, bad things can happen. That ends up being way more of a disruption than if I had just let the sneeze run its course naturally, because now I have to deal with shit in my pants and everyone heard it.

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Must not be enough fat chicks to keep him entertained this month.

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@ALAZY FOODBAGS or ā€œthe guyā€ in Half Baked.

Guy called in Adam Corolla & Dr.Drew loveline radio show.
Asked if he could poop/ejac same time.

ā€œSo, you think this will impress a woman, huh?ā€

Dr Drew said no. Theyā€™re both contractions. Drop the call. Go to break.

Forum wise, weird people. This guys joke thread to a poop/pee which one first question or poll or some shit. He said both, like a ā€˜Frozen Yogurt dispenser from Hell / of doom.ā€™ Reply: ā€œRemind us to never buy froyo if you are behind the counter, sicko.ā€

& finally, a sneeze + cough at the same time fucking hurts.
& Post Script: Blood Sweat Tears, all at the same time might hurt.

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WTF NO VOMIT?!!

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fucking guile
is intrigued and watchingā€¦

Spoiler

http://25.media.tumblr.com/591a1b0245cb36a6f85543471ae25029/tumblr_mnqkp6Ajpb1rwszdgo1_1280.jpg

sick. vomit and hajouukens at the same time, because ā€œtrade.ā€
& ryu turning into the poofy hair ripoff dudes of world heroes

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Oh before I forget @Million

Spoiler

http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dookie-kaching.jpg

this came up in my search for dookie signalā€¦

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i was eating when i opened thatā€¦ back to eating i guess

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uh, Iā€™ve peed, shat and vomited at the same time but I had a vicious stomach virus. so I guess 50% of the credit goes to said virus.
you still win Sovi3t.

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Infinite, since my body is composed of infinite functions since it is made out of infinite parts which are all functioning in tandem of each other.

I win, Soviet.

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Norovirus. Iā€™ve caught it twice in the past two years. Both during February. Before that I never had to contemplate whether I should shit in the toilet and vomit in the trash can or sink; hold in the shit and vomit in the toilet, or strip naked and stand in the shower and let it all flow. The first time I went to ER because I thought I was dying. They gave me IV drip to rehydrate then charged me 3k.

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Waiting for Sov13t to post some story of how he left a hot carl while jizzing on a fat chick giving him a boob job while sneezing at the same time.

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I cried once

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well I have a few ā€œaccidental shit during sexā€ storiesā€¦

and I have farted during sex. It was loud, and I giggled after. I was going down on a broad, so my ass was up in the air. Sounded like a brass instrument going off. I donā€™t think she found it quite as funny as I did.