What wrestling theme song would you walk down the wedding aisle to?

General Discussion
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Ok, so here’s the situation: The new cultural standard is to select theme music as you walk down the aisle. The thing is it’s a faux pas if it’s not a wrestling theme song. You get to choose the theme song for your mate. So what would you choose for yourself and for your mate? Lights and enterage are included. They are optional and your budget is unlimited.

For me, it would be Booker T’s theme song. I would be in King Booker regalia and stuff too.
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ICE ICE. COLD COLD.

Also, remember that it’s a FAUX PAS to choose a theme song that is not a wrestling theme. If you are a woman you will be stoned to death. If you are a man, you will be accused of being a pedobear

Banned songs: Godfather’s theme and Val Venis’ theme. You can’t have hoes walk with you in your aisle. You’re getting married man, pimpin’ aint easy, but marriage is harder, son. You can’t go around saying “hello ladies” cause your ass is supposed to be exclusive. HBK’s theme is soft-banned for the same reason the Macarena, Mr. C cha cha slide, and super man dat ho, but if you insist, do it. Just don’t get salty for having a bad wedding.

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Xpac / degeneration x

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT
(id be dressed as xpac dgaf)

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For me it would have to be the Evolution theme

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hmm this is actually a great idea, especially if your boys hook up some pyro at the entrance. You can even run around high fiving everyone and then pose in front of the altar.

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Undertakers theme.
Except it won’t actually be me walking down the aisle, its my retarded burn victim half brother who looks at me.
I’m in the closed casket by the alter waiting to chokeslam my bride to be into the cake.

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Beer money’s old intro.

Sorry, about yo’ DAMN[COLOR=white] luck[/COLOR]!

-Starhammer-

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Victoria’s theme.

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Go head with your bad self.

My wedding is going to be off the chain.

:rock:

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Weeeeeeelllllllllllllll! It’s the Big Show! It’s a big bad show tonight!

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It doesn’t matter what music is playing, but I’m sure as hell not going to show up at my wedding with any inorganic deodorant on.

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natural born killaz new jack ecw. if they could make it play through the entire ceremony like how new jack just had it on replay when he was “wrestling”

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the classics like honky tonk man/hogan theme for the broad

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Classic Undertaker. Simply because that entrance was so goddamned badass, and it would be a fitting send-off to my single life.

Non-wrestling? Voltron theme. No contest.

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Zack Ryder’s theme. [media=youtube]RDJlNs_qXks"[/media]

I’d wear the WOO WOO WOO headband and shout WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT BRO in everyones faces while I fist pump down the aisle like a champ.

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Make sure yo have only a single pant leg

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Yeah, those tux pants are def gettin chopped.

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Batista with the spotlight.

Or Randy Savage with the Sparkly Jacket and Cowboy hat with Giant Ass feather

MISS ELIZABETH I DO! OOOOH YEAHH!!!

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Doesn’t fits my tradition, but whatever. :party:

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my theme -Goldberg-

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her theme -Too Cool-

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This made me lol imagining this. Complete with J.R. showing up from the back and going crazy like he usually does. ‘OH MAI GAAWWWD!!! OH MAI GAAAWWD!!! SHE JUST GOT CHOKESLAMED TO HELL!!! IT’S A SLOBBAHKNOCKERRR!!!’

I think I’d probably do Goldberg…I’m talking about the full god damn entrance too (with WCW music). I’m going to be in the backroom with my name on it the door with my best man and co at the door with a TV out at the altar so my Bride can see me roll in deep to entrance… I’ll do the whole stand in the pyro for 20 secs and come out of it lookin all crazy and shit. I’ll probably get too caught up in the heat of the moment and end up Jackhammering her into the cake then scream out ‘WHO’S NEXT!?’

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