a ninja, a pirate, and an indian. no wait thats taken
A Ninja Indian Pirate with a pet Griffon! a N.I.P.! woopie!
or just some sort of cowboy. You know with his Cool beard and fancy gunslingin’ and his awesome hat he got off a dead enemy. and he’d have shoes with gigantic spurs and would back kick alot! and he’d have a wooden eye that he could throw at you and it would explode and one of his arms could have been amputated but then it was possesed by a symbiote and the wrapped it back on his arm. now he fights really cool like.
or even a robot ninja pirate!
or a robot ninja indian!
a part indian part cowboy zombie!!! some mad scientist put them to geth and he has a tomahawk in one hand and a gun in the other so hes good at long and short range. but he hates himself. Oh and one side’s a female indian. you could called it lucky the hermaphrodite indian cowboy.
a man made completely out of postage stamps who gives you paper cuts and stuff.
or a delivery man who runs you over in his truck or throws packages at your sorry ass and they’re filled with anthrax or they’re a bomb.
Ownage right der. Delivery man is my favorite now.
and i think somebody said something about a scottish guy. Thats been used in a game already called kasumi ninjas or something on the atari jaguar. and the doctor has been used in guilty gear. and i think a couple more have already been used.
How about a gay guy? that would be funny. he could fight with rainbows and leather and his super could be a gay pride parade on top of the enemy. hilarious. not that there’s anything wrong with that.(seinfeld)
Im talking really gay, i mean ryan seacrest meats sigfried and roy gay. One of his moves would be to creep out all the other characters into submission. It’d be hilarious. throwing rainbows at them. that would be the funniest and weirdest character i have ever seen. nobody would want to fight with him though.
A great idea would to have lesbians fight together and they kiss to dizzy the enemy and then go into a combo and all these funny ass sexy moves that would be hilarious and sexy. Maybe just plain sexy. They could be like T.a.T.U. russian hotness, horrible music.
