shit…
shit…
what’s the gig on these “u mad/you sound REALLY MAD/lmao you’re REALLY mad” type people? Reality check, I won. So, why would I be mad? Some people are just ass-backwards man.
My favorite people online are the ones that don’t ragequit but they talk as much shit as they can once the announcer goes “PLAYER 2 WINS”. This is mostly a trend with underage white boys, in fact, I don’t think I’ve heard retarded shit from anyone but whiteys.
Sometimes I’ll hear their mic turn on once I win, and they breath heavy on it, obviously hella mad. I teabagged the moment I heard it once(just to see what would happen, haven’t done it again since) and this guy just fucking lost it. ^___^
Didn’t like getting my mailbox spammed with voice messages after though.
Question: Do you guys bother with Voice Messages? I just delete them.
Also, my most memorable mail has to be from some dude called “EMPKillaKev” He was beating me easily, but I just X-factor lvl 3’d and went nuts with Ammy.
“wtfffff mash mash”
I went with the simple response, “And you couldn’t block it. gg”
Don’t know if he’s in that empire clan thing, but I’ll just remember it that way. I’m ass btw.
Some dude sent me hate me because i run away for 60secondes against his PHOENIX… lol
Any one else run afoul of VariableMetal0? This guy got super salty off of some simple shield slash zoning, and, accuse me of playing cheap even though I was rushing him most of the time. I actually tried to be polite with my message back, but, he pick start picking “Cheap” teams as he called them since he had to out “cheap me”. I still beat him five time in a row, and, I finally give up bothering with him. This guy is still sending me messages anyways, and, I trying to reason with him. I even point him toward this site, but, I guess that was kind of worthless in the end. I had to block him, and, guess that teach me.
I also got some hatemail from Raine SRK, who, apparently took my Xfactor activation personally… Pretty much imply I only won because he picked random and I shouldn’t be taunt before the match is over. I never taunt unless you have a history of being jackass to me, and, I don’t even remember doing it accidentally. So, only way you could think that is insta-taunt from Xfactor.
I just had to share my hilarious confrontation against some dude with a headset on ranked. If I remember correctly, he was running Wolvie/Dorm/Ammy. Basically I wasn’t allowing him to get in at all and was spamming Tasky’s Spidey Swing because he didn’t know how to properly defend against it, which resulted in him getting combo’d every other second.
All throughout the match he was yelling “MY GOD, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!” in salty anger I guess. When everything was said and done, and after I teabagged him with Deadpool, he said “MY GOD, IT’S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME!” and it sounded like he was throwing stuff because I heard crashing noises. I was rolling after that. The thing that surprised me the most was that he didn’t D/C! So I just HAD to message him for giving me the best laugh online and I said “LMAO ROFL dude, you’re hilarious! It’s just a game!” Lol, that seriously made my day.
I love people who own a Kinect. :3 They don’t even know that we can hear them raging.
I taunted once just after I wiped out a Phoenix in the first 5 seconds, but my taunt took long enough that I was afraid the jump in would be able to punish. So I instinctively used Tron assist and she blew up the jump-in… made it so much better lol
Started using Phoenix today. My first match online this dude yelled so loud into his mic I heard it over my music through my TV.
Looks like I have a new team.
Thought it would be good just to write what i see every time i go to messages on my xbox
Nailled U: Damn!! Any tips on…
Ghost Owned: skip the assists…
PewperGodfather: noob sent in tron sp…
Welsh252: unbelievable fuck x…
V 3 R 1 T A S x: ur such a bitch lik…
GDGraham: learn how to play…
"Joe is so damn cheap, he is too damn fast to be dat short."
This was after i hit him with a half health combo into Viewtiful Godhand on his Sent.
Serves him right
Why does anyone even bother with hate mail? It’s hilarious and just makes them look even worse lol.
After i beat this guy with Trish/Dante/Ryu he messaged me “quit using simple mode noob”. I loled ^^
“only pussies use assists”
i was like wtf?
Dude quit on me in player matches. I messaged him “sick.”
Ensuing back-and-forth was funny. to me at least
Him: "Not really, you just spammed. You got desperate"
Me: "I was Ryu with 5 bars and lvl 3 Xfactor. You should have expected that"
Him: "Shut up"
Me: "U Mad?"
Him: "No"
Me: "Then chill"
Him: "Fuck off’
Something I occasionally do with my Mic when I’m playing a not so great player is that I’ll tell 'em not to give up, and to fight harder, and watch out for my nastier attacks. Usually it prompts them to keep going, and the fight gets a bit more enjoyable.
Well, halfway through one of those kinds of fights, I hear his mic snap on.
“DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON’T NEED NO FUCKING TIPS ON HOW TO PLAY THIS LOSER ASS ****** GAME! TURN OFF YOUR MIC!”
Of course, I couldn’t, because I was laughing too hard.
“Congratz ur a faget”
This coming from a guy who mashed buttons with Dante/Akuma and spazzed teleports with Wesker in X-Factor. Meanwhile, I’m using my shitty Magneto/Sent/IM team. My Magnus sucks btw I can’t even triangle jump lol I simply reply with “Spaz harder kid”
5 bars and lvl 3 Xfactor on Ryu. That sounds like hell if he’s across the stage. -________-
happened today. i messaged “?” after the first he sent, and i messaged “why are you so mad?” after the second.
