"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC2 edition

“How long it took you 2 learn dat same combo” :rofl:

“switch it up a little pussy”

um, im sucking ass and playing real lazy right now, and your just a piece of trash who cant get around some lazy play, basic cable bullshit. i replied back, “nah. plus no matter who i pick, your garbage anyways”. he didnt respond back. sometimes im in the mood to play cable and mash the assist button like a lazy whore. i aint switchin up shit. its a game. i dont care about you right now, mr nobody on the other end of the net somewhere.

What kills it is that i learnt how to play blackheart from the blackheart tutorial on youtube :rolleyes: Doom pretty much the same thing and Jin i had to read up on him and learn from scratch lol ive added more hatemail to the album :looney:

This games community is really bad even worse than sf4 at the moment whiny little rage quiting crybabies everywhere why cant people just learn from there loss i got my ass owned by observedego didnt quit just messaged him saying “good game what are the chances im playing you after watching your vids on youtube” :lol:

“wow spammer”
“you didn’t deserve that win, you spam and don’t give me chance to attack back”

funny part was he beat me the round before, i chose quick match again and ran into him again

lol im not nearly the best player at all, as a matter of fact, I kinda suck, but MvC2 is my favorite fighting game of all time and even when I get thrashed with an MSP combo, I still have a blast

hilarious that when i do eventually win, people message me saying i cheated

im starting to get rage quitters and hate mail now.

i got a message saying “i smell no poosie, u play too much virgin”

there was also this one guy who was abusing cables AHVB, he would bait me, set me up, and catch me, but i soon caught on and started countering with a super jump to air hyper photon array with doom everytime. he rage quit and called me cheap

how can you call someone else cheap, when your abusing the cheapest move in the game? lol

Rock Bogard sent me a message after a ragequit saying:

“Go fuck yourself. If you’re from SRK, go fuck yourself even more/harder”

I replied back " SRK We DA BEST!"

and then he replied back “Yeah I figured you were from there.”

“dnt think ur cool cos u win with shitty characters”

I guess my T.Hawk is getting better.

“ur garbage”

wats funny is that this guy was actually good, he just played scrubby on purpose :x

I joined some jackass’ room today (not playing ranked until the patch comes) and he invited his friend to the room. I picked Venom, Dr. Doom, and then I picked Sentinal. The two guys scream “THAT MOTHA FUCKA PICKED SENTINAL” and shit like that.

The match starts and I walk up to him and call the Doom assist, he starts bitching about how I won’t let him do combo’s on me and I’m a pussy for “calling for backup”. Once the match ends he starts bitching incoherently, and I play his friend. The friend goes “don’t use assist”. Unlike most SRK members, who would usually pick god tier assist and start using them, I prefer to beat these scrubs at their own game. I pick Magneto, Cyclops, and Doom.

I switch immediately to Doom, and I was about to kill his first character with Doom when he starts mashing the assist button, but I manage to kill both the characters with the blue bomb super thing. Just before I kill his 3rd character, I taunt with Doom. He says
"You gonna fuckin laugh at me"
He jumps at me, but I catch him in Doom’s fireball super that goes up (I’m terrible at remembering super names). He gets pissed off and starts screaming “FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK! FUCK YOU AND YOUR DR.DOOM! I FUCKING HATE YOU!”

He then leaves the room. But I play his friend in some more “no assists” matches.

God, no assists in marvel is the worst game ever.

Good stuff. Idk why people don’t get this mentallity. It’s kinda like Oro in SF3 (one hand bound), Sometimes if you can’t find a challenging opponent, you got to create the challenge yourself. :china:

I don’t get yelled at because I play on PSN w/ no mic so I can hear custom music, but one guy sent me a msg saying I was cheap for using Rogue’s throw assist…

I was playing against a dude in player matches, and he starts ranting in the mic that I was ruining his fun because I was IM infiniting him. So after he leaves, I send the message:

“lol u mad?”

His reponse: "FUCK YEAH IM NOT THAT GOOD"
My reponse: "neither am i. :)"
His reponse: "HAHA U NOT GOOD, U KILLED ME AND MADE ME QUIT"
My reponse: "boo hoo, cry me a fucking river"
His reponse: "GO FUCK YOUR MOM"
My reponse: “my mom is dead sry” (note: she isn’t, i did it for hilarity)

He didn’t respond. :rofl:

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/\ isn’t your sig supposed to be unblockable?

lulz! i get all kinds of hate mail. fuck them! i still have those audios from that marindude that sent me 4 messages cursing me out. i been getting a couple “your good friend request” lately. so at least some people want to try to be better. i guess i have a bias opinion, because even not playing marvel for so long, i still know marvel, and i still kept up wit the what not for the most part. i just fail at shenanigans sometimes, but i been working on more.

next week me and my friend plan to get on with da mic and talk mad shit, but not in a completely moronic and asshole way, but just hype. should be fun. ill record it. im a pretty funny dude. horn toot. see how much hate i get from random low tier pad play. i get satisfaction out of hate mail, and beating dudes down until they HAVE to pick a good team to try to beat me, and sometimes they succeed, but not easily. whatever, im one steel reserve in at LEAST, every time i play this game.

“dood you just made my son cry”

“i dont have time for those cheap ass combos”

“virgin alert” lulz

“get out much? gg, i think” - its funny how people think its impossible for people to be good at a 9 year old game.

Then another guy:

Him: "ur trash without help"
Me: "r u sure?"
Him: "yes, play me.
Me: "invite me"
Him: “no assists”

So I pick i think sabretooth, ironman, sentinel and beat him. I rushed him down THE ENTIRE TIME.

Him: "come on dood, FLYING? all you do is fly."
Him: “all you do is run away too”

So we start again. I pick some magneto team. I catch him with tj.hk / c.hk xx sjc tj.hk, c.hk and he rage quits

Him: “you’re one of those cheap ass players. I play with real comp where we go head to head. None of that bull shit. blah blah woopty woop”

:rofl: it makes scrubs feel better about themselves to assume everytime they lose it’s because their opponent plays the game more than them.

What those guys really meant was that they think they’d be better than you if they spent as much time playing the game. :lame:

And this delusion is all so that the scrub doesn’t have to admit to himself that he genuinely lost. :smokin:

I don’t even know how you’d run away with sabretooth. That comment hurts my brain. :smile:

Yea isn’t it annoying? Then there’s that last guy I posted. I met his stipulations and all he could do was come up with new excuses.

Right? If you’ve played my sabretooth, you’d actually be surprised at the pressure I apply. (unless of course you’re playing the runaway game or use a god tier. Not much I can do there) As a matter of fact, the only way he can win is by applying non stop pressure.

My sabretooth pretty much almost OCV’d his entire team, then i played sentinel for about 10 marvel seconds and he complained about flying? Dood, my sabretooth did most of the dirt.

I think he’s just confused with the fact that since he can’t attack from all the pressure i apply, that I must be playing keep away :lame:

LOL Tech thats some funny shit. I had one guy in a player lobby with a bunch of his friends, they were talking on mics.

“I wonder if he ever saw a pussy before”

2 mins later

“Yo if you teach me that combo I’ll tell you what a pussy feels like.”

LOL

Another time there was some dude on a cell phone, but his mic was on. I was playing msp doing typical shit and I hear this dude

“YO SON, I’M PLAYING MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 WITH SOME CHINESE GENIUS!”

your user title should say “chinese genius” lol.

I actually have one combo that almost always ensures a compliment.

Storm FSD corner combo:

tj.hk / s.hk /\ call magz, sj.hk, addf, whiff hp / magz hits, s.hp, s.hk /\ sj.hk, addf, hp, hk / s.hk

9 fierces + 1magz assist which is damn near a fierce. 10 fierce combo = 100+ damage

Why does this combo even work? I figured that MAGZ caused the fly screen deterioration, but no. There are only two airborne attacks before mags hits. after the launch to hk, that should cause flyscreen but apparently it doesnt.

Marvel is weird.