"what other players msg you after you beat them" SF4 Edition

i got a message saying “you japanese have no life. get a job” after i raped this one guys zangief 3 perfects in a row with sagat. he had like 3500bp also lol. gotta love it. and no i am american and nowhere near the level of japan or the guys in socal

yay, finally got some responses to all the "u mad?"s i been sendin out :smiley:

after iibklynii ragequit:

me: lol u mad?

iibklynii: “yea mad ur mum didnt have an abortion faggot”

me: learn to take your beatings like a man instead of running away

iibklynii: “learn to fight like a man before sittin on ur ass and grabbing the whole game like a full time queer”

me: i’ll stop grabbing when you stop doing fierce dp right infront of me

iibklynii: “idk what the fuck you just meant so ima just say fuck you”

I left it there since he had no clue and probably never will.

I got a couple “ggs” and one “great ken, you caught me by surprise”

still no hate though lol

had a great chat with one slapper head…

i beat his Bison ( Dictator) with a very basic Sakura

he then called me a "Shoto whore "

i said shhhh u still have dick on ur face…
he said… wow ur so gay…
then i said… well ur only gay if u receive … just like u…
haha
10 ignored challenge requests later…
he called me chicken…

heh…

never thought i would get a message. i was akuma and beat his ken easily ( i could tell he was new) it went something like this:

“ay i just got da game n tryin to get all da characters. leave me alone nerd.”

What a douche. That’s XBL for ya. :\

Seth (me) vs Abel

“felt like a dog chasing a car gg”

I’ve become so accustomed to hate over playing “the cheapest character in the game” or “running like a bitch” that I didn’t really know what to say…so I just said “lol gg”

I haven’t gotten any special hate mail recently, it’s too bad I got is a lot more in HDR. I miss those messages. I got one that said “Nice Viper, best I’ve seen so far” after a guy beat me 5 straight times. I wasn’t sure if it was sarcastic or not, but I took it as a compliment, I had some flashy combos into Ultra so maybe he got impressed by the flash.

it was actually PSN :wow:

That’s online for ya. :stuck_out_tongue:

Chinadude123, who dropped in a PLAYER MATCH FFS.

First match, I go to Rufus as I always do in player matches, as if I go for Ken first round I tend to get kicked before the second. He moves straight up to Zangief and my eyes roll out of their sockets because I tend to struggle against gief with Rufus.

And he’s a pretty good 'gief, this guy; green handing across the screen into SPD, knows how to punish when I make mistakes (which, as Rufus, I do, frequently). He takes it 2-0 pretty comfortably.

Right then. Match two I take Ken and he goes Sakura and it’s incredibly one-sided. 2-0 to me.

So the natural option for a third match is main v main, so I pick Ken and he goes straight up to 'gief.

This time he can’t get near me. I don’t quite perfect him first round but it’s pretty close - like most giefs I’ve faced he has no idea how to counter my vertical jump MK on his or my wakeup, he’s SPD whiffing thin air almost every time and just doesn’t learn.

The second round is about to start and the disconnect message comes up. I message him with ‘huh?’

His reply: ‘Ken, Ryu, Sagat are nabs. Learn some other chars.’

Me: ‘Yeah but a good Ken’s a good Ken. And I’m clearly learning Rufus. And ragequitting a f**king player match, amazing.’

Him: ‘But ur not a gd Ken mate…lol’

Me: ‘Clearly good enough to rinse your gief so bad you drop like a big sissy though, eh.’

No reply. :frowning:

Here’s a nugget of gold. After beating the e-shit out of this guy I receive this message:

lol ur BP is pathetic dude u aint even a real SF player using abel talking shit using his chainthrow bs ur on shotots level if ur gunna rematch lets go random

classic. The chain throw bs was my command throw btw… I grabbed him whenever he’d do a retarded jump in… which was every jump in.

btw, he said I was “talking shit” which was funny… because he didn’t get a single message from me lol

^^haha damn Justin you’re getting some real hate.

some dude told me:

“WOW you’re the first rufus that can beat me ggs!”

I messaged him back:

“yeah I’m not retarded”

Yeah, man. Everytime someone loses to abel they nerd rage hardcore and blame it all on grabbing. It’s awesome. I haven’t been this popular in a while.

I was actually considering using Abel today just so I could get some hatemail, people just drop silently against Ken -_-

Winning with Claw is a mixed bag. I either get something along the lines of “wow, a claw player, good shit :tup:” or a rage quit.

I once lost with my pretty Blanka against a Ken user and the message I got after battle was:

“HAH, I GOT YOUR *** ASS BITCH BLANKA LOL KEN PWNS U GREEN DICKHEAD FUCKER”

Yeah, I also couldn’t stop laughing.

He quits on me in the middle of just not being able to deal with my (admittedly not brilliant, so don’t get the wrong idea here) runaway Dictator. He ended up backing into a corner and I could picture him scratching his head wondering how to get around it.

The first match was a one sided affair with my totally chinning his Ken with an in-your-face Gief. Surprise surprise, he picked Ken both times.

Then I get a message in the middle of trying to find another match (I’m doing this from memory, so the messages themselves might not be verbatim).

“haha cheap ass turtler shit”

Which is funny, because I don’t think I recall having to even block a single hit in the round he dropped from.

me: “you clearly dont even know what the word turtling means, genius.”

him: “cheap ass hiding like u, u scrub.”

me: “as suspected, you dont. the tactic I employed is runaway, and it was more than adequate to own your sorry strategy. bless.”

him: “i owned ur mum last night. she was gud.”

me: “yeah, but she said you were rubbish.”

him: “lol!”

I’m not having a pop at the guy here, by the way, I just thought it was an amusing interchange, and makes a difference from the usual hatemail you guys probably get. In fact, I’d have no problem kicking his arse again if he fancied it!

You guys will never guess what happened to me last night…I got some RAGE!!!

Ok, so the wife and I arrive home about 7:35pm after picking up our son from Grandma’s house. My nephew is at house and my bro in-law, so Im like good my son will be occupied playin with his cousin for atleast 30min and the wife is talkin with her brother. So, Im thinking “hehe, sweet, I can squeeze in a few games of SF IV before anyone notices”. I hurry up and decide which console I wanna fire up, I quickly settle for the 360, now its 7:45. I hop into a player match with this guy who has a great Sakura ( im using Ken ) and we split the 1st 2 gms, its 7:55. I have no time to msg the guy sayin this will be my last match b/c 8pm is approaching, so I hurry up so we can split the tie breaker, when the unthinkable happens!! I hear footsteps, Im like “oh, shit here comes the wife” She comes in sayin " Turn the game off, u know my shows are about to come on “, “Ok babe, this is the last rd, gimme 2min”. The clock reads 7:58, Im starting to sweat as I see her inching towards the TV. I try to stay focused on this intense battle between Sakura, the clock, and the most difficult “end boss” we all know as " The Wife “. She finally stands in front of the TV & I cannot see, I whiff a f.srk and the guy punishes me severly. I try to counter, but with limited vision, I get punished again, this time Im dizzied…Then she does something Im thinkin about havin my lawyer look into to see if I can file charges; SHE CUTS OFF THE 360 right after I get dizzied. So, now it looks like I just rage quit after getting a beating. I was so fucking pissed. She looks at me calmly and says " Its 8, Gossip Girl is on”. RAGE, RAGE, RAGE…ARRGHHHHH!!! :annoy: I immediatley get on the computer to try to explain, but I see a msg from the guy that simply says " lol…” I sent him 2 msgs, but I got no response, so maybe he blocked me. Im still pissed.

I’ll save everyone the trouble and say the shovanistic remark:
“You shoulda put that bitch back in the kitchen”

But seriously, that blows; in relation to the same thing (sorta).
I start a match with some kid, he goes with Zangief and I pick Fei Long; just as the loading screen comes up; I hear my name called from downstairs, I quickly hop up and take my ps3 controllelr with me (THE RANGE ON THE PS3 DS3 IS AWESOME) I walked down the stairs, blinding mashing Rekkas and crap, help someone out with laundry, walk back up the steps still mashing out moves, and get back to see that I’m actually ahead by alittle bit and he’s sitting on the side of the screen lariat spamming. It turns out he really REALLY sucks, and I destroyed him and the left the lobby afterwards. :smiley:

Ok, THAT is hilarious.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you need a second TV, STAT!

Just go get her a small one she can watch her shows on…problem solved…you can pick up a small flat screen CRT tv these days for very little money. (I often see them given away on CL).