This is long, but I think you guys will enjoy it. Background: I go to a PLAYER match and beat a guy with blanka, the match seems perfectly innocuous. I don’t do anything fancy with blanka, just some sweeps, balls and throws. Suddenly, I get this:
oberfuhrer56: why do you still play like a cheap faggot? why? just go back to playing remix if you cant learn ANY new techniques… you still suck thas why you have to play like that…
tombrokaw: what the fuck was cheap about the way i play blanka? I used basic moves to kill you.
oberfuhrer56: you didn’t fucking kill me… all you did was bite, then run away, bite throw, run away. I bet you wouldn’t have the balls to do that shit if we were in the same room. I know you wouldn’t because I’d punch you in the head.
tombrokaw: are you a fucking retarded child or something? you blocked, i threw you. what’s the problem? It wasn’t even a loop of some sort. Oh and do I know you from hd remix, your retarded name sounds familiar.
oberfuhrer56: oh no daffot… vertical ball then throw? come on that scheap like your you mothers pussy… you dont have the balls to do shit like that… i know how faggots like you are.
tombrokaw: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AFTER VERTICAL BALL. Do you just want me to let YOU throw ME? of course i’m going to press throw. hit me when I’m coming down.
oberfuhrer56: not throw, like everyone else (who isn’t cheap)
tombrokaw: throws have the fewest startup frames. obviously that’s the best way to defend myself on the way down. idiots like you must have a very tough time with the game, what with people constantly defending themselves and all. which is cheap apparently.
oberfuhrer56: face it faggot, you’re cheap, but id stoo you by punching you in the mouth once, then you’d learn how to play.
tombrokaw: oh you’re right. i guess i shouldn’t defend myself with moves that, you know, damage you. that’s cheap. i should learn to play another game despite the fact that you couldn’t hit me on the way down from a ball. I’M the one who should learn the game.
oberfuhrer56: ok you say defend yourself… thats all you tried to do… as an offense you dumb fuck. you dont even realize it. just give it up and learn how to play.
oberfuhrer56: you keep say “defend” Look how you play… al lyou tried to do was throw, not a s a defense, but as an offense. that’s it you played like that and can’t even accept it… how chickenshit are you? what if i told you not to throw me or id hit you in the mouth would you still do it?
tombrokaw: what if I put a gun to your head and told you to play without using buttons. would you use any buttons? no, probably not. does that make you chickenshit? does that mean I would be right if I said “using buttons is cheap.” No, it would make me an ignorant thug. Which is what you are.
oberfuhrer56: you wouldn’t put a gun to my head. because we already know you’re a chickenshit… so don’t even go there. you suck dick just like your father. so go learn how to play without being a cheap cunt, like your mother.
tombrokaw: are you familiar with shoryuken.com? where the best players in the country post? go to their message board and post about what you think is cheap and what isn’t. see if they call you a whiny bitch. I guarantee they will. now who would know better about what’s fair and what’s not. The best players in the world or some ignorant bitch?
oberfuhrer56: you are lame for even bringing up that site. THEY are not the final word on anything. they are not good, they are cheap. there IS a fucking difference… like I said, just because you claim a “tournament” or a chink ran website doesn’t mean shit. give it up or call me and talk shit to me dont send me another fucking thing until you’re ready to call me tough guy.
tombrokaw: until you can beat a single evo player they are the final word over you.
oberfuhrer56: I HAVE Shady K now what?
tombrokaw: YOU CAN’T EVEN PUNISH A VERTICAL BALL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT STREET FIGHTER.
oberfuhrer56: like i said there is a difference between cheap and good. but you seem to be too fucking stupid to understand that… because of waht some dirty chink types on a website?
tombrokaw: what I just wrote says it all. you can’t even beat the UNSTOPPABLE throw after vertical ball tactic. what credibility do you have?
oberfuhrer56: you miss the point… its a cheap move that i didnt expect… i give you some credibility in not thinking you’d be cheap… who says i cant stop it… if I could then if wouldn’t be cheap you dick mouth. damn you’re stupid. call me and stop sending messages if you’re so tough, you need to have your ass kicked in real life to get the point across.
tombrokaw: I’m going to post this on srk, for amusement. btw, I threw you about five or six times. at what point were you going to figure it out and defeat it? pretty slow aren’t ya?
oberfuhrer56: so, who cares? its not gonna be the first time. if this is your way of entitlement, go ahead. i know and you know that if you were as tough as you think you are you’d call me and tell me off… but you can’t because you are a weak ass bitch.
tombrokaw: oh I’m not tough at all. I just have an IQ about 150% greater than yours. Anyway if you want to say anything further to me, this will be on the srk forum. I don’t want to be selfish after all, and keep the entertainment that is your stupidity all to myself. You are now blocked.
