got pissed last night with a newb who kept using blanka and electricity…beat him with guile and sent him a voice mail saying “GO HOME…AND BE A FAMILY MAN!!” No response yet.
A lot of people get mad when whoever beat them sends a GG and they feel they got rocked. I kind of sort of feel them.
One time this amazing bison player wrecked my shit with a double perfect rather quickly when I was trying out Abel, and set me “GG”. I don’t see how it’s a GG when you annihilate your opponent and he really didn’t pose any challenge. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Some people just don’t know when to use certain phrases I guess.
I thought i was being nice…He got destroyed, but I thought kickin his ass & not saying anything would be rude…correct me if Im wrong.
Yeah, when I destroy/get destroyed there aren’t usually any GGs sent. I always send them if I meet someone in a player match and we go back and forth over something like 20 matches. Or just one match, ranked or otherwise, that was obviously really fun for the both of us.
GG.
Funny set with xxJaxsonBriggzxx last night.
LOL #1: He picks the wrong character and tells me about it “Oops I didn’t want him.” Wouldn’t have been a big deal had he not gone around to all the other characters and then settled on Ryu…then picked him. So he DC’s and we reconnect. No big deal.
LOL #2: I pick Abel and he laughs at me “LOL you picked ABEL?! He has to get in close to even do damage to me! I can just HADOOKEN (he totally mocked RYU’s SF2 voice here) you! If you jump in, I’ll just shoryuken your ass.” Thanks for telling your strategy to me, champ.
LOL#3: After much rolling and EX wheel kicking through his Fireballs, I decide to stay at full screen and LOL as he threw Fireballs at me and I just Neutral Jumped them for like 30 seconds. He gets pissed “STOP THAT, FIGHT ME!”
LOL #4: I timed him out that round. He starts yelling at me “OH YOU’RE SCARED OF ME HUH? TOO AFRAID TO FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!” So I decide to actually fight him like a man and perfect him the next round.
LOL #5: I pick Zangief, which in my opinion is like my Worst character ever…since I don’t have any fancy schmancy combos to go on. Just doing Lariats through fireballs, jabs into Greenhand and SPDs. I five streak and he drops, but not before saying “All you do is grab. Fuck this shit.”
I guess Jax should stick to Mortal Kombat
Yesterday, I was playing against a Dan user with M.Bison. Since I’m not use to using him, I pretty much spammed head stomps and devil reversals and we both ended up winning one round off of one another.
Final round comes up, both of us have almost no life left, and I go for an Ex head stomp. He does an Ex koryuken and we ended up with a double KO and a draw game. He messages me “Dude! Nice game! I’ve never got a draw before!”
so just read the “gentelmans rules” and i got to say i kinda agree with them but also know that not how things are anymore. i generally don’t attack someone who is dazed, i do however taunt them with Sagats laugh, then when the “wake up” grab them and knee them a couple times, unless the oppenet is on the level or above my own then i attack the crap out of them. also i hate when someone just throws fireballs all round, but i also know how to get around that, and if your not ready to fight when it says so thats on you. once in awhile if somebody says they wanna do something stupid or says the need to change batteries fine whatever i got a few seconds to waste, but for the most part these rules are silly and no longer apply, i mean for god sake it’s a “FIGHTING” game, in real life you wouldn’t say it was cheese if i kept punching you in the face, so don’t get mad when you keep eating fireballs cause you don’t know where the block is or how to jump!
They made dizzies for a reason…
Folks getting stabbed over a tick throw wasn’t exactly a SF high point.
I was going for the “beat arcade on medium with every character” achievement last night (whoring Zangief 3P until Seth, then switching - got the achievement last night) while watching Scrubs Season 7 (watching the Xbox 360 via Picture-By-Picture split-screen mode) while rubbing my girlfriend’s feet*, and I accidentally forgot to turn off “accept Live challenges” mode, so ended up playing a bunch of matches with one hand. Not turning off Challenge Mode is stupid, because when you lose to your Live opponent you evidently get reset on your arcade fights-to-Seth ladder, but I didn’t realize that.
So I’m playing with one hand against people and losing and one guy “counterpicks” me with Zangief, barrrrrely beats my leet “Hope he runs into a lariat” tactic (nearly a double KO), then PMs me:
==from MadSand360Man==
thats what you get 4 pickin a cheap ass character.
cant stand the heat, stay the fuck out my kitchen
I’m sick right now with a cough, so that almost killed me with laughing through coughing. :lol: I’m just loving that this guy thought he was The Punisher. 
*: For what it’s worth, I’ve found that girls are way way more receptive to you doing whatever the fuck you want if you throw them a bone. So when I want to watch Sportscenter or something she’s not into, maybe she gets a backrub, and if I can play a game one-handed, why not offer her a one-handed footrub?
^ There are many other one handed ways to please the GF, but I digress.
The only one of those rules I even consider following is #4, the “dont hit someone when their controller is out of batteries rule.” If we’re just having casual matches and your controller dies I can wait a sec for you to change them out; same if we agreed to random and you got a character you never play, I can hold on a second while you check the movelist. There’s no satisfaction in beating the trash out of someone who doesn’t even know what their special moves are.
Even then, if we are playing for keeps, like for money or something, you should have checked that shit beforehand. Bring your A game when it counts.
The other ones are stupid.
If you just throw 5 fireballs back to back to back, and you win because of that, your opponent sucks. Setting a good fireball trap takes a lot of skill.
Getting into a situation where you can kill your opponent with chip damage still takes a lot of skill. Who’s to blame for the fact that you only have 1 pixel of health left? That’s right, you are.
No striking dazed opponents? Hell no, it’s your own fault you got dizzied. Learn to block, or stop taking such huge risks.
Oh yeah, that is just good sportsmanship.
If someone EVER gets on the mic and says “Hey, wait a minute, I gotta go AFK for a minute” I will ALWAYS wait, even if that means I lose the round on timeout.
That is just about not being a jerk.
i play abel so i get alot of these:
“Throwing ass faggot”
“French fuck face”
“Fuck your cheap ass throwing tactics”
“All you got is throws”
“Fuckin roll on my dick bitch”
“Fuck MMA”
:lovin:
I think you should just always respond with your user title.
Too bad you can’t just send them this:
Hate mail/voice messages.
I was playing as Gouken in a Gouken v. Ken player match on xBox Live last weekend. I could hear my opponent’s microphone scramble for a second and then go on mute during the match.
I can agree with that, I don’t like dealing with my headphones during a match because most people get really bitchy (as seen in replies to this thread =] ).
Well, Ken insanely overused cross-up maneuvers. I think I only got tagged by two cross-ups in the best-of-five match. To keep an already long story from getting longer, I won 3 to 0, reverse throw --> ultra finishes each time.
I get a voice message shortly there after from what sounds like a kid who couldn’t be older than 12 saying:
I usually get the occasional, “You suck, fuck you”, but this one took the cake for me.
LOL twelve years old?
I’ve started playing Balrog recently, and if I’ve been drinking or smoking some I’ll sent a “FUCK YO KICKS!” message to shotos I play. I still don’t get any hatemail. :sad:
These rules NEVER applied in my opinion. I remember being 10 years old and playing SF in the arcade for one of the first times in my life. I picked blanka b/c i thought being a green monster was cool and his electricity was easy. Anyway I was there with my dad and some other adult guy came up to play me and picked guile. I remember “trapping” him in the corner both matches and using blankas bite OVER and OVER because I had just figured out how to do it and thought it looked cool. The guy ended up freaking out and cussing me and my dad out asking for his 50 cents back (maybe it was 25 in those days… can’t remember) at which point my dad’s parental instincts took over and got in his face. Anyway nothing happened really and the guy walked off but from then on being the little troll in the making I made sure to use blanka’s bite on every opponent i had from then on out :P. I also remember not being able to use it against the computer and could never figure out why lol.
One Ken player today roared at me and burst a vein in his head when he sent me this scathing message.
“GOD DAMN IT YOU FAT BITCH!! QUIT FUCKING TIGERING NOW FAT ASS PUKE!! I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY UNLESS YOU FIGHT LIKE A TRUE CHAMP BITCH!!”
I just calmly replied
“I bet you drive around in a sky blue pacer…”