"what other players msg you after you beat them" SF4 Edition

Chanure · March 10, 2009, 9:15pm

Was playing ranked earlier and perfected some guys Akuma in 2 outta 3 rounds. Got a message afterwards simply saying “Awesome”!

System_1 · March 10, 2009, 9:26pm

So people complain you guys block? How else are you supposed to, you know, not take damage?

KryptoniteBoots · March 10, 2009, 9:37pm

I guess got my first hatemail on Sunday. I beat some guy in close ass ranked match, where he fucked up in the end and was punished. He sent me “Nice 1 ***”. I replied “you MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!”. He followed up with a “HELL YEA LOL,” so it lost it’s venom after that.

Other than that I get most complimentary messages. Some guy sent me some shit about how I’m a good fighter and I could help him with his defense and sent me a friend request. I wish I received more angry messages though, I could have more fun with them.

chunbelievable · March 10, 2009, 9:48pm

Got a weird one last night. Dude saw I picked Chun Li and dropped as soon as the fight started. He messaged me right after “I hate chunliers”.

Um… ok. What, if some one picks a character you don’t like to fight then that’s it, you don’t even want to try? I guess dude also didn’t realize, I suck at this game, if he stuck around he probably would have kicked my ass

Riot_Guard · March 10, 2009, 9:49pm

It amazes me how incompetent these messages sound. How are they even able to figure out how to properly use modern electronics? And if people hate getting thrown, imagine their take on Zangief players.

Eckostyle · March 10, 2009, 9:55pm

A great way to get ragemessages as Gief is to scream “HUG MEEEEEE!!!” with a high pitched voice into the mike when you do his Ultra.

Riot_Guard · March 10, 2009, 9:59pm

You really and I mean really should have recorded that match with sound.

Eckostyle · March 10, 2009, 10:04pm

Play Gief sometime. A good chunk of players always fall for point-blank SPDs as they wake up in front of you, and they love to let you know.

parabellum · March 10, 2009, 10:45pm

When I pick Guile and the other guy goes straight for Sagat after seeing my pick…I am temped to quit too.

I don’t do it…I man up and give it everything I have, but its depressing to know that I can play a much better mach and still lose due to the insane character imbalance of that matchup.

But hey, losing is part of learning, read my sig…it explains my attitude nicely.

Program2 · March 10, 2009, 10:47pm

That’s because your Chun Li is vicious. :bgrin:

LORD_VADAR_2000 · March 10, 2009, 11:25pm

Eshelon:

I should probably mention the best ever LOLz I had on XBL in SF4.

Very recently when I played this terrible Ryu, he kept spamming Tatsus (first I’ve seen of a tatsu spammer) and i kept destroying him with Air FBs (I main Akuma). He sends me a msg after saying “FB spammer, learn to fight.”

I was intrigued so I sent a msg back saying “rematch? I won’t FB at all.” He agreed!

I create a lobby and pick Akuma (now we’re voice chatting).
He starts SCREAMING "you said NO FBS! WHY U PICK AKUMA?!?!"
I said “Don’t worry, I won’t FB at all. Not once”.
Him: "Ok, but if I see one FB, I quit"
I said “Ok, no FBs. No problem”.
FYI, he picks ken.

Match starts:

Jumping cross-up MK into cr. LK tatsu fierce SRK.

He muffles under his breath: That’s some fucking bullshit right there.

He starts spamming FBs as ken. I FADC through them, block his SRK, and repeat the same combo as before, replacing the cross-up with a standing RH.

He SCREAMS through the mic: FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I BLOCKED!!

Finally, he lands a few SRKs on me and I jump back. He jumps in and I Ultra Demon.

I hear lots of screaming and metal crunching noises (like he threw his controller or broke something).

I said GG, rematch?

He said, FUCKING BULLSHIT! YOU FUCKING CHEAP BLAH BLAH BLAH, I can’t remember all the details.

He agreed to a rematch and I stated that I wouldn’t use ANY special moves. Just normals.

He said, U SERIOUS? YOU R GONNA GET WORKED!

I said, Then this should be a fun match for you!

No response.

I select Akuma again.

He picks Ken again.

Match start. Jumping MK cross-up into 4 chained low LPs.

Him: PROFANITY PROFANITY PROFANITY etc.

Me: Relax dude, it’s just the beginning.

The entire match I just kept getting in on him with throws and doing some low punches. I don’t think I even shot out a single fierce. Second round, using this tactic, I scored a perfect.

Now I hear LOTS of screaming and heard something break for sure. His mic must be on the ground because it’s kind of far back. I think I hear something like “you’re a dick” but I couldn’t really understand. After about 30 seconds, it goes somewhat quiet. He picks his mic up. I hear heavy panting.

Me: “You ok dude?”

Him: “You broke my stick”

Me: “What?”

Him: “You…<breathing heavy>…broke…<breathing heavy>…my<BH>…<yelling>STICK!!!</yelling>”

Me: “WTF? <snicker> How did I do that?”

Him: “RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE.”

I didn’t really understand much after that and then he quit. He sends me a pic a few minutes later of his stick that was missing 2 buttons and had a huge crack in the middle (looked like an old hori stick or something). God I wish I hadn’t purged all my messages. That was one worth keeping.

I actually kind of felt bad for him but I guess that’s what you get for having an inability to control your rage ;-).

EDIT: If you lol’ed at this, I think it deserves a +rep

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO…

What I wouldn’t give to had seen that unfold.

clue2025 · March 10, 2009, 11:54pm

Eshelon:

That’s the best SF story I’ve heard in awhile

armagan · March 11, 2009, 1:29am

I play mostly Zangief and hug them to death, even with difficult-to-escape crossup throws but out of the 500+ matches I got single hate message but lots of friend requests…

HighOnFiber · March 11, 2009, 1:54am

starting getting my first batch of hatemail over Xbox Live. some favorites after people disconnected on me.

“ur gay like vega”
“cheesse bich” (huh?)
“you suk”

good shit.

Saint_Gut_Free · March 11, 2009, 2:00am

“You throw too much”

Thunder_Sock · March 11, 2009, 2:00am

Gotta practise chess, else you’re just not good.

E_C · March 11, 2009, 2:12am

Oh shit, DeeJay is in the game!

kingKoopa · March 11, 2009, 2:18am

I recorded a msg i got from some kid…but i dont know how to put it online. Anyone have any suggestions.

Thunder_Sock · March 11, 2009, 2:24am

If by recorded you mean video… then youtube?

DarkKai · March 11, 2009, 2:27am

Hahaha, could you imagine people doing that with Kens? Hilarious.