hypothetical situation: you have just died, doesn’t matter why, doesn’t matter how… but before you know stands the hooded figure of Death he/she dictates that you can best them in any game of your choosing you may return to life… but nobody has even beaten death before… what game would you choose?
keep in mind that death has been around since the beginning of time and will probably know old game likes chess or cards really well… they would probably be really good at games of chance as well, what with the powers and all… and there’s no doubt in my mind that death is infact a nerd so he/she is probably not bad at videogames… and you can’t melvin death like bill & ted
i would play death in one of those hunting games you see in arcades… that way they’d have to work against my score and skill while maintaining they’re own… hopefully i’d win… i might also challenge death to a game L4D in versus mode and i’d just let the director do the hard work…
1
nothing - there is no afterlife or barmy death character
2
blowjob wars, who ever comes first wins (death looks sad as he has no dick to blow)
3
i tell him to fuck off as i’d rather go where ever he has to take me than back down to this shit hole
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