What do you call the stuff that gets on gamepads and mice?

You know what I’m talking about; the stuff with a wax-like texture that gets on gamepads and computer mice when you’ve been holding them long enough that you have to scrape off.

It’s called smegma.

Dick cheese.

A yeast infection.

Quit scratching your vag before playing WoW.

Your mom’s vag juices. Tell her to stop being so fucking nasty. Gross ass bitch.

Cheeto dust.

Sandstorm

Grunge.

good question bro i think its a fungus that grows on the mice and gamepad from too much heat.

Uh, I actually wash my hands so I don’t know wtf you’re talking about. >_>

Weed, alcohol, and burrito filling

Edit: and semen. How did I forget semen?

We’re talking video game players here. The only correct answer is that it’s a result of “Dorito Fingers”.

Stop being a fat fuck and wipe your hands before you resume playing.

Inside controller grooves and between buttons: grime, scurf, scuzz
Inside the roller bar on mice: lintballs, aka fuzz-huggies

I don’t know what the real name for it is called, but from now on I’m calling it “BeGuiled”.