My brain hurts trying to figure that out.
Earlier today I got kicked from a lobby after beating the host twice in a row, I was flattered.
They blame it on lag.
…As if you didnt have to put up with any lag yourself and were playing in another dimension where lag is non existent.
This dude already got Banned for this salt lmao
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I got one today from a guy called MartialMove:
“All you do is the same combo! . . fag!”
“If you can’t even take a loss then don’t even play”
“ur a fuking loser, got no girlfriend or friends”
“Have both, try again. Maybe a different stereotype!? Hey, I know, call me fat! That will piss me off almost as much as losing one game!”
“Fuck u, playing on ur xbox like a sad bastard, I’ve got a beautiful wife, 2 kids, a gt1 and ur fat hahahaha”
“Wow, really didn’t get that? You’re an idiot, do me a favour and make sure your kids get an education so they don’t end up like you”
“faggot, just sittin on ur fucking xbox all the time”
“How are you sending this message? Also, santa isn’t real”
“bored of u, last message!”
“Quick, call me fag one last time so your kids will respect you!”
End conversation, its weird what some people think is insulting, stranger still is how he kept mentioning being on the xbox when he’s been a gold member for 7 years! Some people.
That seems more like trolling than salt to me, being how hes been a member for 7 years and he’s criticizing you for being on xbox.
True, no way to tell if he was trolling or a complete fool but given how many idiots there are I’m never that surprised.
for PC version, it teleports only for 1 guy. for other game is completely fine.
i cant play with people from top PC ladder just because they warp as hell for me. its no fun for anybody to play in such conditions.
for consoles ye, but then again, some people find small lag acceptable, some arent. you cant really blame them for it.
i stopped playing the game unless a patch comes out that fixes this problem. totally unfair for both.
I was in a lobby earlier today and I was beating the host and this other guy who teamed up. I think I won about two games then lost the third. And after losing the other guy puts on his mic and yells “You just got owned, bitch” then he leaves. This made me chuckle, but after leaving he then sent me a message that was something like “why u mad though? chill it’s just a game bitch.” I asked why he even thought I was mad since I didn’t even have a mic on and got no answer.
I can only imagine him typing that message through tears.
Edit: And on top of that, the host was being a dick and constantly taunting this guy that seemed like a rookie. Then his dumbass loses and he’s so salty that he kicks me just so he can play again. I really thought people’s brains should be bigger than this.
NDK2130SRK
I actually feel sorry for him. Since he uses a Julia/Chun-Li team, he actually has some solid Footsies, but that’s about it. He doesn’t maximize his damage much, and he’s not good at blocking mixups. However, tis why he uses assist gems.
However, after getting a win that was afforded to him by avoiding the Mixups I was talking about, I sent him one word. ‘Disappointed.’
So he sent back ‘What? You lost just like in Street Fighter. Get on my level son.’
NDK, you used to have my respect as a good, solid SF4 player, but, with that? I’m sorry. All respect has been lost, and that was the hammer in the coffin.
Sorry, I know this thread is for funny stuff, and I just posted my saddening endeavor. Continue with your hilarity and ‘bum nigger’ posts.
-Puts NDK in a dream within a dream withing a dream->katarsis-> “Dissapointed I couldn’t beat you because you are on such a high level”
Saltception
i got some fun stuff. Played 2 ranked matches of a kaz/chun 2 player team, both yellow bar. I play the match, and win with lag spikes. I end up with them again, (arcade request) and see one with orange bar and say ok… hope it’s not too bad. get in the match, lag costs me 1 of the rounds, win the last round. I end up with them again and said screw it and left because who wants to play a game with lag? now the fun begins…
KiDKaYoSS(turtle chunli with auto block gems): "c me 1 on 1 pussy"
Me: "ok, but no lag"
K: "theres was no lag only wen ur ryu was lag uppercutting"
Me: "umadbro?"
K: "naw u just trash(subject) win by lag & ryus lp bounce kik. u win by lili & ryus busted moves & recovery. no skills"
Me: "why u mad tho?"
K: "u suk fake rank(subject) i h8 no skll players. lol wins by cross jumping & recovery glitches"
Me: "how do you lose when the game blocks for you? anything you say is invalid."
15 minutes later…
K: "it depletes dumfuk."
Me: "lol like that means anything when meter is so easy to get."
K: "lol auto is 1/2 lol do ur research lili backflip spammer. also i bearly put auto gem because of ppl like u. who just cross jump
da whole match & have bs recovery system. lol if u aint fighting then waht the fuk in it for"
Me: "you were turtling + blocking + you lose = stop talking."
K: "lol awww u mad? lol truth hurts kid. also lolk up the definition of turtling nerd. lol so move along pussy. lol scared skank."
Me: "you lost though, lol. that’s the most embarassing part."
K: "lol had partner wat was ur excuse 4 getting ur azz beaten by chun half of the time child? LMFAO like i said bub… Rookie"
Me: "your partner was better than you, i’m sorry to say."
K: "lol yea u would say that bc u had a chance with him. lol ur nonsense of “trying” to sound educated bores me. if u aint down 4 1 on 1 matches then be quiet & jerk off 2 lili kid"
Me: "i’ll do 1 on 1, but without lag. be a man though and take your training wheels off."
K: "lol r u dumb? lol its online kid wow u must be a 10th grader. also mines been off urs aint. i auto & think u can hit me but if i really try 2 block believe me lol u wouldnt have activated my auto alot."
K: "try without cross & recovery glitches"
Me: "ok, i’ll just stand there and let you hit me if that’s what it takes for you to win."
K: “lol my point proven kid”
and I just stopped talking because it was pointless lol. i should post the replays + actual message text but so lazy. add me on psn (Epedemicc) if you want to see em XD. other guy was talking smack too but not funny enough to post.
Oh hey, Epidemicc, nice to see ya bro. Sm00thCr1mals over here.
Watch out for a dude called Lashimar. It uses ultimate defense with Zangief and likes to mash A LOT. He called me cheap after I zoned him with Jin/Akuma. Even though he played Juri on his team, somehow he couldn’t get past fireballs with her…
worst screenshot ever
It was the best I could do.
learn to use MS Paint
I did, but that was all I could muster. Thanks for your helpful and friendly advice though. You’re a great inspiration to me. 
I like how one of your open tabs was “trolling SFxTK ranked on PC” 
and you know you can use the zoom feature for people with bad vision then screenshot it that way right?