I don’t understand why he made that Hitler reference. Where you maining hugo or something and he based his comment on that?
…dude was using Zangief/Rolento with autoblock gems. 
We are from Germany and he is english, that’s all 
Oi gevault…
Played with a guy named “gaveurmomafacial” today. Played a match and he beat me. He sent me a message after calling me a scrub. I found him again right after, played another match against him and beat him pretty convincingly. Didn’t see another message from him, ahaha…
They will probably say something stupid back to you. “LOLZ u got no life” or “f u fag”.
That always happens. I also love how they call everyone else here a noob when THEY ARE THE ONES WHO GOT THEIR ASSES HANDED OVER TO THEM ON A SILVER PLATTER! It’s not like we are trying to be mean. It’s just that people act really dumb, especially when it comes to competitive fighting games.
Now it is time for some more redundant fighting game experiences.
:badboy: Heh… I just ran into my homeboy XsizzaX again.
No. He approached me in my Endless Lobby. He challenges me again. His microphone was on once again. I heard him saying “Oh this noob again!” in the background. And guess what… I chose Bison and Julia. He chose, Akuma and Ryu. Again. I bet you its for that story line bullshit again! :rolleyes: During the vs. scene I hear him and he says: “Why does this idiot keep using all of these meaningless and random characters?” The match starts. The first thing I notice immediately is that he has one assist gem underneath his super bar. I started whoopin’ his ass again! First Devil Reverse. He STILL gets hit from that, although, he appears to block more often than he did before. Unfortunately, I poke him during his attacks for counter hits. (He screams “What the fuck is that shit!!!”) MK and HK were working nicely against his constant jump-ins. The assist gem turned out to be a auto-throw tech gem. XsizzaX did better than he did before… but he still ended up getting his ass kicked. He could not counteract any of my pokes or BnB’s. I kept tricking him out with Devil Reverse and Head Press. I use a launcher before he could jump. I heard random screams and “WHAT?!” from this guy. Does XsizzaX give up? No. He attempts to use combos against me, but he either dropped them by accident, or I blocked/avoided them. I smash him up with 2 Tiger Strikes in the corner and AA him every time he jumps. Then I use several string combos against his Akuma. I kept my distance because I knew he was going to tech roll. I meaty him with crouching HK. He tech rolls AGAIN. I meaty him with another crouching HK! He tech rolls a - FUCKING - gain!!! I then I said fuck it and smacked him with Julia’s Super Art. I hear him screaming through the mic. I think he was saying something like “JULIA IS NOT THAT STRONG! I have invincibility during my rolls!” or something like that. He finally gets little smarter and gets up normally. He jumps backwards and I chase him. He switches back to Ryu and I catch him with another Tiger Strike (god I love that move). Then…
He suddenly USES PANDORA… XsizzaX mumbles something like “Your ass is grass, faggot.” Akuma apparently had gems that power up with Pandora (Power Gem and a Speed Gem).
Then I troll the shit out of him! During the next few seconds. I jump away and taunt him after every jump. Then he ends up using the Shun Goku Satsu on me… I STOOD THERE TAUNTING HIM. “Yeah, you stand their faggot while I destroy you!” During the first few hits of the Shun Goku Satsu… TIME OVER. His Akuma loses by freakin’ time out. Eight seconds is all it took and he still lost. This is how NOT to use Pandora! Then he screams "WAIT WHAT? Julia was supposed die! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! Akuma is better than Julia! What are you doing?"
Then he rage quits on me. :badboy: Heh… hahahaha!!
He messages me saying “ur a cheating faggot. akuma was going to tear julia to pieces. akuma destroyed bison too. do u even play street fighter? ryu is the main character and he can’t lose to useless characters. YOU need to use akuma, ryu, and ken because they r the best chars.”
I laughed. Instead of arguing I troll him! I reply to him back saying: LOL U MAD? THIS WORLD IS NOTHING BUT LIES LIES LIES!!!"
He messages me saying: “blazblue is not a real mans fighting game. what the fuck is wrong with you? and u still need to quit using bad characters. they are jokes you idiot. pay attention to the story! ryu becomes extremely powerful and akuma becomes oni. ur lucky oni is not in this game”
I reply saying: “It’s official. You SUCK!”
I got nothing back. During the ordeal. I heard him repeating "akuma never loses loses to julia.
and I heard “pandora was supposed to power up akuma when his health was low. julia and bison are weaklings to akuma.”
And, then he challenges me again. I grudgingly confirm it. I chose Asuka and Juri. He then chose Ryu and Ken. But during the vs screen I heard him say “Okay. This is just retarded. He is still using these stupid ass characters.” Then he disconnects! I decided to kick him.
He messages me saying: "ur a fuckin’ retard and a faggot. Ryu and Ken are better than those two whores. u just gonna spam the same move again and again. fuck u ryu and ken are better fighters."
I message him saying: "So you got a boner for Ryu, Ken, and Akuma, don’t ya?"
XsizzaX: "no u fuckin idiot ryu and ken own destroys them for free"
Me: "LOL And, I easily own YOU for free!"
XsizzaX: "fuck u. ur a fucking idiot. u know nothing about the street fighter story. ryu and ken are the best."
Me: “It’s called game play and story segregation. I could give a rat’s ass about plot lines. Do yourself a favor and stop playing this game. Seriously.”
I got nothing back after that. I wonder if any one else fought this guy. I hope so. How exactly can you take a story line like Street Fighter seriously anyway…? Just how?? o_O
What? How? They’re in the game, aren’t they?
Oh man. OH MAN. I really wish I had gotten this for PS3. That was just hilarious. He really seems to be stuck on storyline crap. Also, Julia’s tiger strike happens to be my favorite move of her’s too.
Hey! I ran into XsizzaX again!
XsizzaX Fighter 2nd Ass Whoopin’: Super Ultra Crazy Evil Saturated Worldly Edition!
And DLC? Free.
You’re gonna end up hurtin my wallet because i might have to buy a PS3 just to play this guy. Please for the love of god, if anyone can find a story whore like sizza on XBL do send them my way. Hopefully my partner wil be with me so we can youtube it because he has a PVR. I almost woke up my parents I was laughing so hard at that shit.
Next time I see him somewhere, I’m going youtube him myself and take some pictures! This is just getting too funny!
If you do, and I happen to be on, send me an invite. I wanna see this stuff for myself.
A guy using Lili & Heihachi deleted me from his friend list after I beat him with Guile & Lili. He had a mic on and was complaining about being anti aired repeatedly. Also he was upset about me doing more launcher combos over single character combos. I don’t know much of what I’m doing in this game, as I dropped SF4 for Marvel a year ago, but I do remember to not let constant jump-ins go unpunished. Plus he perfected me a round, why was he so mad?
I suck and I’m still trying to get the hang of things especially with the ridiculous sound online. I was gonna trade this in, but it’s actually pretty entertaining so I’m stickin with it… desperately need Cody on my teams right now, lol.
yayyyyy iv been salty for over a week now and I finally get exposure.
you’re quite good with juri and kaz but you didnt steamroll me it was a good match. im gonna actually learn juri and kaz then come back after you :wonder:
2 days ago: “cant win without the timer? u mother ****er”
I swear you make these stories up! This can’t be for real 
It seems like stupidity is the only option for guys like them. What should be understood is that this game hasn’t even been out that long and people are already showing their asses! I still don’t get the whole… story line issue. :shake:
Ignorance… is bliss…?? o_O
I don’t see why people get mad and send hate mail over losing…I get mad every now and then when I lose, but I don’t bitch out the person for kicking my ass. I swear, some gamers take shit too seriously these days.
I don’t understand the opposite. I’ll get messages after losing to someone. It’s like they need to kick you when your down. I’m literally stuck sitting there scratching my head thinking “what the hell?”.
Some guy kept trash-talking me online with his mic on, so I asked where was his trash talk when I beat her. He called me trash anyway, and I replied that if I was so awful, he would have beaten me the second time. Another guy got mad at me because our match disconnected and accused me of using lag to win, something I have no control over, and said I sucked, yet I had two point on him. I take gaming seriously like they do, I won’t lie, but I don’t get angry at the person for beating me.