What are your most hated professions?

Capcom employee’s.

Yea, paparazzi are definitely high on the hate list.

I hate mechanics. I feel like the moment I walk in the door they’re trying to figure out how much money they can get out of me. It doesn’t help my brain more or less shuts down when it comes to trying to understand mechanical stuff, so I’ll often call my dad just to make sure I’m not being ripped off.

Mechanics, and not because they charge you a lot. Its hard work and most prices they charge are fair because you are asking for an important service that is necessary and you don’t know shit, but most mechanics are garbage tier. All about technicians.

Psychics!

The scam artists who think they can tell the future. Especially those who claim they can talk with the dead even though they are using cold reading. They fool the persons that really think they are communicating with their loved ones which just freaking wrong on all levels.

The lack of dentist bashing pleases me :]

Any job in a meat packing plant. I will start sucking cock for cash before I ever do that again.

I’d never work at a fast food joint, the least amount of pay for the greatest amount of work in a stressful environment that constantly reminds you how shitty your life is. I haven’t had fast food in years but I remember most employees never hesitate to equate customer service to the quality of the “food”. I understand the employees aren’t exactly motivated to do a good job but it’s as if they go out of their way to make ordering shitty cheap food as annoying a process as possible.

In terms of my own experience doing the jobs—> FedEx, and I suppose any other similar “general labor” shit. I tried working for FedEx when I was 19… by the mid-point of my first day that was it for me. I quit and went home… the strange thing is that I was in reasonably good physical shape, but it felt like I needed one of those DBZ special healing chambers after that one half of a day on the job. Anything where you’re sitting in a nice air-conditioned office for the whole day will always beat jobs like that, imo.

Later, I did have a “kinda” telemarketer job that was also terrible though… basically, we took calls and arranged transportation for people on a certain insurance plan to get to their medial appointments. There were no headsets, despite having to be on the phone and the computer all day… so right there you have a situation where you’re trying to cradle a regular corded phone between your ear and your shoulder by leaning your head over to one side to be “on the phone” while typing information into the system. Looking back on that… they must’ve been a really cheap company to NOT have headsets. The pay was also quite low (less than 10 an hour… I think it was 8 or 9 at the time.)…and as with any job where you’re dealing with the general public… you realize quickly that MOST (not “some”) people are horrible, impatient asshole pieces of shit.

I think that last point applies to most jobs, really. The more you have to deal with the general public, the more likely the job in question is stressful and generally sucks.


Professions that I haven’t done that are great? – Paparazzi – these folks get the superior shots of hot celebs all the damn time. It’s much better to see the realism of their shots as opposed to the airbrushed cartoon-looking shit in any of the magazines out there. If the broad has a few stretch marks showing when she’s in a bikini…yeah, I want to see that. In Maxim magazine, they could easily use the magic of Photoshop to shave off a significant portion of Scarlett Johanssen’s glorious, surprisingly curvy ass… see, that’s some infuriating bullshit to a connoisseur of ass like me. If a paparazzo takes the shot of Scarlett J., you can see the reality of her ass if they get the backshot or the side profile…and these days it’s allllll HD if they used a camera that was worth a damn. This has removed the point of those men’s magazines, imo. None of them can compete with this “realness” sex appeal. The pictures of Miley Cyrus bending over just the other day in the denim cut-off shorts…booty-cheeks hanging out… you wouldn’t get that in Maxim or FHM or whatever. The backshot of Serena at the beach, or Rihanna doing whatever in skimpy amounts of clothing… those magazines only give you the most “cartoonish” versions of those visuals as possible. Paparazzi gives you the real images of how these celebs look. Yes, I’m looking up these kinds of celeb pics about as much as I look up porn.


*and yeah, I feel sorry for people that work in fast food places. It seems so depressing. I feel lucky that I’ve never had one of those jobs.

i.e. priests.

Or any other religious/tax-evading “calling”.

I hate Gamestop employees, or any other employee that has to worry about numbers, so they play all nice nice with you and try to get you to pre-order shit you don’t want or need.

I think I just hate salesmen in general.

Ok number one for me is Estate agents, usless, always forget to tell you the most important details leading you to waste your time and money, dunno what they do good, they are a waste of breath and are scum, sub human scum

Doctors, Not the type you get in hospitals your GP aka general practitioners, they are on over 100 grand a year here the majority of them are foreign usually from asia, i’ve had 3 asian doctors all of which have been fucking useless, defiantly only in it for the money, FROM MY EXPERIENCES

Third has to be the british transport police, i’m a very calm level headed man, but the 3 times i’ve almost been pushed to use violence all have involved the BTP, i dunno if it’s they are angry because they are not real police man but there attitude fucking stinks, pigs

Bus drivers, i fucking hate them

In my experience middle eastern male immigrants are the most reliable and professional, in general.

A guy who wasn’t even my personal doctor who worked in the EMT room told me I was “very brave” because I had graphite stuck under my fingernail and he had to pull it out, he of course numbed it first. Super awesome and respectable guy.

Best math teacher I ever had was another middle eastern man who went by Reza. Always nice and courteous and would never talk down to you because you didn’t understand something. He would never leave the room until everyone’s questions were answered from multiple angles.

Best part of all he did tell people that if they got bad grades it was their fault.

He didn’t belittle them, but he did let them know the grade was theirs.

In terms of white teachers it’s a 50/50.

They are either going to be very funny and personable or the exact opposite.

Only had one black teacher, and she was pretty nice.

Never had an Asian or Hispanic teacher.

these chaps are usually from india pakistan and bangladesh

Reza is a persian name, dude.

Edit: Actually it’s an Arabic name, but it sees most use by Persians or Iranians. Although other nationalities use it as well.

I think every kid needs to work a shitty customer service job at some point, so they can understand why the employees are so cranky.

(Hint: it’s the customers.)

Jewelcrafting and Blacksmithing. I prefer the Horadric cube.

I only support such organizations being tax free if they do something good for the community. I do not give money to any church, instead I tithe money to an organization that provides medicine, dental, and 1 meal per day to the homeless in Little Rock, AR.

Lol. I’m white and I go to a Japanese barber.

I’m always way more concerned with finding signs of intelligence and people who do not complain (often). People who complain usually waste their brain finding excuses to not work and end up not getting stuff done until they get yelled at.

There is a whole TV show about jobs I wouldn’t want to do.

I HATE, HATE, HATE customer service people. Yes, not everyone who works in customer service makes $8 an hour answering phones for AT &T. After the answer phones, they move forward and do things like become managers, account executives, and relationship managers. They all suck. They’re just some of the fakest people ever. As to why anyone get paid to make empty promises is anybody’s guess.

I actually have respect for people who work in the service industry. Like as maids and housekeepers. I’m one filithy dirty guy, so anyone who can do that a living is ok in my book.