What 3 things turn me on

[OMNE]

1. Eva Mendes
2. Nicole " the chick that sings in the pussycat dolls "
3. Selma Hayek
4. Crystal Kay
5. Jessicac Biel
6. Esther Baxter
7. Roselyn Sanchez
8. Rosario Dawson
9. Kim Kardashin
10. Lee Ann Tweeden

Thats my list. too hard for me to put in a order right now. maybe later. 3 is just too small.

[Shadowless]

One of my very good friends of many years once said, “pussy has no face”. Sometimes, it happens to be true. Even better when you have an ice cold malt beverage on hand.

Beat those cakes.

Was your friend Benjamin Franklin? (Punchline bolded for those with little time/patience)

in all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

2. Because when women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much inconvenience.

4. Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.

5. Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

6. Because the sin is less. The debauching a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

7. Because the compunction is less. The having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflection; none of which can attend the making an old woman happy.

   8thly and lastly. They are so grateful!!

[Deezo]

The Obama Girl could get it whenever, wherever also.

EDIT-Link to her fine ass!

http://209.18.98.116/promo/illseed/obamababe.jpg

[XTG]

9. Kim Kardashin

considering nothing is real on this female, you would still? yes she has an ass so I would understand…

[Deezo]

1. Eva Mendes
2. Nicole " the chick that sings in the pussycat dolls "
3. Selma Hayek
4. Crystal Kay
5. Jessicac Biel
6. Esther Baxter
7. Roselyn Sanchez
8. Rosario Dawson
9. Kim Kardashin
10. Lee Ann Tweeden

Thats my list. too hard for me to put in a order right now. maybe later. 3 is just too small.

Hm a top ten list, interesting! Well here’s my list!

1-Utada Hikaru
(places 2-10 are in no particular order, so you could consider them tied)
?-Rosalyn Sanchez
?-Heidi Klum
?-Esther Baxter
?-Hoopz (forgot about her completely until she was randomly in a dream I had last night)
?-Jessica Biel
?-Paula Patton (lucky ass Robin Thicke)
?-Kelly Carlson
?-Rachel Stevens
?-Alicia Keys

EDIT-Just realized I forgot about Keri Hilson. She’s apart of that big ass tie as well.

[Mackinzie]

here’s my top ten!

10. 25% jap/korean/mix
11. Viet
12. Chinese
13. 50% jap or korean/white
14. 50% jap or korean/black
15. Hawaiin
16. Jap mix
17. Korean mix
18. Jap
19. Korean!!!

wtf right?

[Virsaga]

I’ve had me a

Mexican/Jew
White Girl
and a Mexican chick

I am craving an Asian and Black chick
and Kim :lovin:

[Mackinzie]

I’ve had me a

Mexican/Jew
White Girl
and a Mexican chick

I am craving an Asian and Black chick
and Kim :lovin:

***.:wonder:

[Pablo_the_Mex]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Holla at cha boy.

[Shadowless]

Man it’s almost like people don’t appreciate Benjamin Franklin around here.

Tough crowd!

[FrAnkDAdAnk]

I feel I can’t post in here for some reason…well post what I want to say at least.

[Shadowless]

Pedo?

[DoughBoy]

I feel I can’t post in here for some reason…well post what I want to say at least.

“Live like you wanna live!” -Chuck Berry

[Virsaga]

pedo?

lmao

[FrAnkDAdAnk]

Pedo?

…fuck no.

jesus it took me 18 hours to figure what the hell you were talking about…I thought that was some spanish shit lol.

Anyway:

1 - Suit and Ties
2 - White guys
3 - Black girls preferably black girls mixed with something, but are still predominatly black if that makes sense.

WTrandom i know

[Deezo]

The girl that plays Sloan on Entourage (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is verrrrrrry fine.

[Virsaga]

The girl that plays Sloan on Entourage (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is verrrrrrry fine.

I’ve seen more meat on my 8 year old nephew

[Deezo]

I’ve seen more meat on my 8 year old nephew

Don’t hate.

I’ll take Sloan anyday of the week, I think you better peep mass appeal. Sometimes you gotta bring a skeleton to the feast.

[DoughBoy]

Pedo?

During the gaming session on Thursday night, all these guys [whom I shall refrain from naming] were listing Disney Channel actresses, and ranking them in order of which they’d bone first. Half of me found the whole conversation to be disturbing. The other half felt quite proud. Proud of the fact that I have no clue who any of the names were.

Seriously? You guys watch programs on the Disney Channel? Why? For the riveting story lines? The witty social commentary? Because they bring up the very issues that plague your life?

Back on topic, I gotta side with Mandel on Emmanuelle Chriqui.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Raven Symone is a female who I would fuck vigorously for hours on end. She also seems like the type of female who could take your best shots and keep asking for more. Fuck, this just reminds me that I need to bang a black girl.

Don’t hate on the Disney Channel Keith, they have been providers of jail bait since the beginning. I mean, how the fuck was I supposed to know Miley Ray Cyrus is fucking 16? Her voice sounds like she has smoked a pack a day for years. And yeah, I’d smash her guts too.