I remember hearing about a few studies on the genetic drift into the middle east last year, and the origins for alot of it was much more complicated than they had originally speculated.
Yeah Ray J’s dumb ass RUINED that tape, barely get to see any of Kim Kardashian’s immaculate ass at all… you see fucking washed up ass 90’s R&B fucking Ray J than anyone else in that piece of shit.
To her credit though, she does somewhat decent dirty talk.
My girlfriend has been sleeping in my EVO 08’ shirt for the past few weeks, and I am not ashamed to say, it is a turn-on.
yah very inclined to agree
That sentient real doll is hot as fk though
I think if Heidi Klum came up to me and was like “I’d suck a nigga’s dick or somethin if you stopped playing SFIV.”
You guys would never see me again. Honest truth =/. Well you wouldn’t see me PLAYING SFIV AGAIN.
heidi klum will give you 24hrs to do w/e you want to/with her, condition being you have to choose one of these fates:
a) can never play videogames again
b) you can only listen to music put out by No Limit records for the next 20 years
or you can obv choose to walk away.
Live or die
Make your choice.
Walk away…fuck that shit, any dude that has to give away something that they enjoy for a girl is in need of…hmm lets see…a different girl…I choose selection b
Never have I been faced with such a tough decision.
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Man and what’s ill about it too, you said 20 years of No Limit. Black males have a life expectancy of like 55. Uggggggh! Man. Shit! Man I gotta go with 20 years of No Limit. This is a real painful choice, but I gotta do what I gotta do. Gotta let it burn!
you’re looking at it the wrong way, this isnt for a relationship, this is a true struggle of raw desire, the conquering of an object of lust previously thought unattainable, the will to sacrifice part of yourself to connect with the world of your dreams, a true overlapping of the spiritual and physical.
and fwiw if I had to choose one of those itd probably be videogames but i would likely walk away from heidi klum
That first paragraph is way to buff
I would choose fuck Heidi Klum and then cut my nutsack off before I choose fuck Heidi Klum and listen to No Limit records for the next 20 years.
sub heidi for like esther baxter or someone else
option b, I don’t listen to music so no big deal.
No Limit is the shit son. We Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make crack like this!
Man No Limit was Doin Thangs!
Can B be replaced with CA$H Money? If so I would choose that, [media=youtube]0M5vFwaJoBo"[/media]
0:27 is how I throw dem blowz:nunchuck:
HAHAHA wow you guys I didn’t expect this to become a fantasy video/ final destination thread lol
answer choice c.
Beat the consciousness of out Heidi Klum with an Xbox controller, and then say “You’re out.” Then go fuck a fat chick (they are free) while watching Keeping up with the Kardashians on TV, so yo’ ass has somethin nice to look at. Afterwards you could play some Gears of War 2. Pussy don’t got a face my niggas.
One of my very good friends of many years once said, “pussy has no face”. Sometimes, it happens to be true. Even better when you have an ice cold malt beverage on hand.
Beat those cakes.
Especially if it’s Old E-800, the classiest of the classiest malt beverages.
But yeah I am not into Heidi Klum, Replace her with Raven and giving up Yuzo Koshiro’s Wangan Midnight soundtrack and I’d have a real conundrum on my hands. Cus that shit is HOT