Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

You see, Noel is going to have an interesting time in prison. He shall arise a new “man”. His craving for anime was the only thing that got him through the tough Ouroborous Penis trains that were awaiting his time in jail.

He wanted to become the hero that would save Fighting game tournaments. He became The hero that the world needs and that we don’t deserve. In battle mode, he assumes the position he normally took in prison.

There’s a reason she was titled “Solid 4” Sherro. But im not gonna rag on her like that, don’t know the girl…

jus sayin’…they call her that for a reason.

For anyone who still thinks they were fighting over Sherry…they weren’t. I’ve seen a pic of the girl and she looks better than her. Not bring you to your knees hot, but better. Nose was of course busted up in the picture, but you could get the jist.

I’m just sad another nigga (albeit one who probably had it coming) threw a good chunk of his life away through a nigga moment. He did play games like CVS2 and Arcana Heart competitively back before the SFIV stuff, but he wasn’t particularly strong at any of them and admitted he didn’t get good before Marvel. Think he was also a Smash player in his earlier days also IIRC. There was some documentary on him a while back.

Now he could have a date with the booty warrior.

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I’ve heard conflicting reports on what happened. If he did actually hit someone then yeah that deserves some prison time, but I’m still torn. 5 years is a long time*, and with the way the prison system works he’ll probably end up being worse after he gets out than before he went in. I think that psychology is practically the definition of pseudoscience, but this seems like the type of thing that’s better suited for that than prison. The cost of incarceration is most likely considerably more than anger management therapy. Seeing as no one was seriously injured a minimum security prison environment and rehabilitation would do much more for him than a few years with hardened criminals. Shit just doesn’t add up.
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  • .5 Marvel 2 lifetimes

They should do a new doc. From World Warrior to Booty Warrior, the new challenger.

all that shit happened in my room at CEO. there are about 6 of us who know what actually happened. a large amount of you are straight talking nonsense and trafficking falsehoods about what you think the story is. if you don’t know, just accept you don’t know and stop perpetuating hearsay

You should divorce her ass for all of that mess over her being salty.

EDIT: Read your “soon to be ex-wife comment”. That’s total BS.

Has anyone ever told you how pissy you get? I thought pharmacists were supposed to be affable.

In the end we were shit talking the stream monsters and thirsty virgins who populate the fgc and the fact that noel brown will now be noel got his in the brown

Meanwhile in Noel Brown’s life currently.

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Shit talking is cool and understandable. But we had one clown talking about the “facts” of what happened and saying what noel got was bullshit… except he didn’t have the facts. Anyway, whatever. Those pics of sherry are her… technically. she doesn’t look much like that in real life… and not in a good way

She looks even worse? How is that? Does she have acne and buck teeth or something?

I’M DONE. LOL

Yes sherry is snaggle tooth and has acne

And yes i would bang her instead of masturbate

Of course she would definitely be a starfish though

What I generally hear is 4 out of 10 meaning alcohol/very low standards/thirst is needed to want to bone her. I suppose she would be better than jerking off. But only slightly.

Well first of all whenever someone (especially a woman) takes a photo they’re going to make sure they have one that makes them look as good as possible. Rule of thumb for women: irl REALLY attractive ones i.e. > 8 almost always look worse in photos because it’s hard to capture everything that makes them look good. Average to ugly ones almost always look better because photography helps hide what makes them look “bleh” and they do some major cherry picking on their photos.

As for Sherry she’s got this… “ratface” thing going on. One of her front teeth kinda overlaps the other and pokes out a bit. If she came up missing from Evo and a sketch artist asked for a description I’d tell him she’s a mix of Splinter, and a plain April O’Neil. Beyond that she’s got a strong case of the fat-face, she’s slightly on the chubby side, has no definition anywhere, a bit of a pot belly, and B-cups. I think the “solid 4” is really pushing it. I can kinda understand it in that she doesn’t make you completely wretch at the sight of her, but the only reason anyone can possibly find her attractive is that she’s Asian (a.k.a. “yellow fever derp”), and that she plays video games. Quite honestly I think that’s where she gets the extra point from. I’d say high 3, but I can kinda understand the 4 talk. My basement is a 5 though so either way I wouldn’t do her.

The way you say it makes it sound like there were 6 of you standing around in your room, watching the girlfriend and the dude engaged in sex, when Noel burst in and this all went down.

^^^ Watching dude fuck, that’s mega suspect.

who says they were watching? Coulda been jerkin it til it was their turn.

Could never go second in a train. I am the engine and get it started.

Seriously, being the last dude in that train would suck.

For all we know ray ray was the last in the train and happened to get caught in the crossfire lol.

But, if i saw my girl getting fucked by another dude. I get mad, get my shit. And find my life again as a single dude. Eh

Any other reaction lands you in jail.