Viscant is my hero

[Shadowcuz]

No but seriously, this man taught me how to masturbate using a banana peel. GDLK.

I would like to achieve this knowledge.

[Joshkaz]

I would too like to know how this is done.

[maxx]

why do you keep posting pics of Viscant getting naked for ladies? Oh wait, its for the ladies lol

what are you new? thats not him getting naked…thats him preparing for a tourny.

[X_Sword]

oh my fault, didn’t know that i was supposed to watch him dress up lol

[zenzen]

Yay for dumb comeback mechanic characters that’ll be nerfed in a few months.

—fully invincible Lariat assist hard-knockdown into OTG gunshot.
—Phoenix w/ strong-as-fuck X-Factor.
—Wesker’s bullshit in general.

It will all be gone next year. The grand finals will be very different at the next EVO because everything Viscant did to win will be gone, because the one thing UMvC3 will do well is get rid of all the biggest bullshit with the old cast. The new characters though…that’s up in the air.

Congrats anyway. You out-bullshit’d all of the other competitors and that’s all that matters. A win is a win.

Viscant is trash and was completely carried by Phoenix.

Watch him fail to even get out of pools next year when they nerf her and he’s left floundering around without an overpowered character to mask his scrubby play.

Shoryuken.com: Egregious racism and [S]fanboys[/S] tier-whores.

I love how delusional the people here are, saying Viscunt “deserved” it as if to convince themselves that it’s true.
Also, I like how Vi-scam never won anything in Marvel 2 until an overpowered character showed up in Marvel 3 to help him shamelessly sleazeball his way into winning Revelations and EVO grand finals.

Pray tell what tournaments Viscunt won in Marvel 2, and maybe I’ll despise him less for his no-skill “victory” in Marvel 3.

You sound upset.
Too bad I’m calling your buttbuddy Viscunt out for being a no-skill scam artist, and a faggot too, judging from that picture up there.

Also, my question about what tournaments Vi-scam won in Marvel 2 is yet unanswered.

Learning MvC2 Part 2: Counter Characters (11.12.03)
Jay “Viscant” Snyder

Beginners and people unfamiliar with…(2 paragraphs)
I pick whatever character gives me the best chance to win because I like winning. Do YOU like to win? If so, read on.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5999/jayallfourslt2.jpg

fyi: wesker/haggar did most of the work on viscant’s team

[DaFeetLee]

I don’t think some nobody with the title “stream-monster” should have any say in who is good. Stay NAH and stay salty.

[maxx]

oh my fault, didn’t know that i was supposed to watch him dress up lol

boy you clearly werent here for fleshlight review time

[Cryoh]

So, we’re 175 posts in and I don’t see Viscant wearing the vest. You’re slipping, SRK.

[Joshkaz]

Nah. These sexy dress up pics are way better.

[X_Sword]

boy you clearly werent here for fleshlight review time

touche lmao, yes I was absent on that day! why would he need a flashlight? is he a gangster?

[ThePurpleBunny]

You sound upset.
Too bad I’m calling your buttbuddy Viscunt out for being a no-skill scam artist, and a faggot too, judging from that picture up there.

Also, my question about what tournaments Vi-scam won in Marvel 2 is yet unanswered.

LOL. Viscant wins using features that were part of a game developed by a company and he’s the one who’s a scam. I find the fraud claiming the world was gonna end in May more believable than that statement of ass bleeding.

2nd LOL at asking about him winning Marvel 2 tourneys. Get his Marvel 1 resume while we’re at it, since that’ll help disqualify him or something.

Dudes getting saltwater fish swimming out of their tear ducts now. Keep up the topless pics, Viscant. That is the body of a CHAMPION!

[DaFeetLee]

So, we’re 175 posts in and I don’t see Viscant wearing the vest. You’re slipping, SRK.

[Cryoh]

Nah, I wanna see him wearing the vest of victory on the stage after winning EVO this year. Was surprised that it wasn’t on the front page and all.

[BentoBoxD]

Scrolls through thread and sees numerous pictures of Viscant

…And this is why our MvC champ needs to be black

[LimeGreenPatato]

boy you clearly werent here for fleshlight review time

i don’t remember a fleshlight review…but i clearly remember instructions on how to make a “fleshlight” out of a toliet paper roll and a banana warmed up in the microwave.

Scrolls through thread and sees numerous pictures of Viscant

…And this is why our MvC champ needs to be black

please…black porn doesn’t make any money.

[BentoBoxD]

i don’t remember a fleshlight review…but i clearly remember instructions on how to make a “fleshlight” out of a toliet paper roll and a banana warmed up in the microwave.

please…black porn doesn’t make any money.

If Viscant was black doing that bullshit. He’d be disowned by the black the community and the blacks within the fighting game community. Niggas have no tolerance for the gays.

[LimeGreenPatato]

If Viscant was black doing that bullshit. He’d be disowned by the black the community and the blacks within the fighting game community. Niggas have no tolerance for the gays.

what about magic johnson?

[BentoBoxD]

what about magic johnson?

He played basketball…

[TS]

Notice how Justin Wong didn’t win MvC3, and has lost to players like Combofiend, etc? It’s because MvC2 and MvC3 are different games.

Setting aside Viscant’s achievements and innovations with regards to MvC2, and the fact that exittt is obviously a troll, it bears repeating that THESE ARE DIFFERENT GAMES. It is entirely possible to be better in one game than another- as a matter of fact, it is always the case, for every person on earth.

[voodazz]

i had recommended before that all people who join the forum are not allowed to post for an entire year but sadly this was never implemented…

oh cool story bro

now go face fuck yourself until you choke on your own dick and puke on it

repeat x 1000 until you drown in your own vomit

Honestly I think 10 or so times would do it.