Got anything creative of funny post it here, I’ve got a few so I’ll go ahead n post em’ up.
To my failure of a skirt chasing friend “You must be playing 1942 cause you keep getting shot down.”
Heard of this Gamer proposal awhile back “I’ll be your player 1 if you’ll be my player 2”
Note: Please no Down Right Fierce haha
You’re mom is Rated “E” for everyone.
“Hey baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeahhhh”
lmfao, /thread
I’m all for Kevin Smith references but isn’t this thread about gaming puns and such? like “no porn star can compare with the oral prowess of a licker” or “Mature is the rating of the game, not the gamer”
“I could magic cuff myself to you all night”
“If i reset you will you come back with a better personality?”
“The fact you use the dullard code says a lot about your personality”
“You really are Dan in real life”
wtf?
I actually used this last year
Friend falls on his ass. Me “Are you ok?” reaches hand out, then as soon as he reaches for it walk away and “Bustah Wolf!”
How’d that work out for you?
i whistle [media=youtube]huQoDlHmqrE[/media] sometimes, when people do something really stupid. I also mention they’ve leveled up to a Xth level idiot (depending on who did what, and what they did)
The closest thing I have to a video game in-joke is referencing the web series Arby 'n the Chief on a semi-frequent basis.
^LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
http://shoryuken.com/f235/street-fighter-jokes-182320/
What’s the opposite of being KO’d?
OK 
“DIE, MONSTER! YOU DON’T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!”
I get all the ladies with that.
That and “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SEXY PRONZ!”
I’ve told nerdy friends that if life was an RPG they put a lot of points into Stupid.