Video Game General 6.5: Now with more surprise mechanics

dude, what am i imagining my boredom?

i havent heard jim being this upset in years. the buggy trash shit that was on steam didnt annoy him as much as DS. he couldnt even complete the game. and i dont blame him.

also

“its breath of the wild, but intentionally boring.”

like how many people in comments section calling it boring. or quitting the game. and sayin they fell asleep for you guys to see the obvious?

you wanna know what watching a playthrough of Death Stranding feels like?
its like watching a live feed of a NASA astronaut walking on the empty dead rocky terrain of Mars, while carrying crates. for hours upon hours on end.
thats Death Stranding.
its not even a matter of opinion.
not even a matter of taste.
why?
why play this?
why watch a astronaut just…walking. on the ugly dead surface of Mars. and doing nothing else. and dare call that entertaining? wut?
???

and i know games are interactive entertainment. but i dont think i need to play it to truly “experience” it.
in the same way i “need” to read a fucking manga cuz watching the anime of the story isnt the “true” experience.
niggas stop.
i dont need to read an entire novel and refuse to acknowledge the validity of its film adaptation.
that whole “i need to play the game to be entertained” is a piss poor excuse.
no
i
dont.
sure i’d be experiencing as it was meant to.
but its not enticing me to in any way dudes.
not with that painfully awful pacing that is mind numbingly stretched out like the elastic on my underwear. stretched to the max.
watching it causes me to come to the realization that kojima needs konami like peas needs carrots.

p.s.

one dude even said…10 hours in and when i realized all i had to do was pee to keep the BTs away from me, i stopped playing.

game is wack af.

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Zzzzzzzzzz

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yes? you called?

see what i did there?

I feel like Devil May Cry 5 needs a Special Edition with Vergil, Lady, and Trish to be up there. A DMC 3 outfit for Dante would also be appreciated.

However, this year feels pretty barren. Out of all the games to come out this year the only one that I am going to play in any capacity in the future is Dead or Alive 6. If Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled was available on Steam I am sure it would be a contender for me too though. Sadly have not had a chance to play it yet.

sheeeiiiitttt, they’re still at it with the updates on this wonderful game

and ohhhh yes I’m enjoying the various Stadia reviews that are popping up now…* insert various amusing popcorn gifs*… we all have a front row seat to the latest “Hindenberg Crash” in the industry… it should be a good show.

just checked my playtimes on Switch… I’m already up to 170 hours on the Switch version of Diablo 3… (definitely making a Crusader for the upcoming season; they’re actually awesome now thanks to the new set)… and 20 hours on Cuphead (oddly enough I beat that one before finishing the XB1 version)… only 2 hours on Vampyr so far…

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https://twitter.com/drshyguy/status/1196384583312379904?s=21

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Bruh are these fools serious? :rofl:

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Tim Rogers’ reviews are always great.

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More P5 Scramble info on the 29th

https://twitter.com/ninsoup/status/1196810211480231936?s=21

Fight’n Rage coming to PS4 on December 3rd

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1196792657072275456?s=21

As is Blair Witch

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1196790380144013312?s=21

Detroit Become Human comes to PC 12/12

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1196778460179513350?s=21

Soul Cal VI Season 2 starts the 25th. Hilde available the next day

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1196770135870255109?s=21

BBCTB v.2.0 patch notes. Patch goes live on Thursday.

DQ Builders 2 comes to PC in December

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1196476917333069824?s=21

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This just in - Death Stranding is one of the nominees for GOTY at The Game Awards 2019

Geoff won’t miss an opportunity to suck Kojima’s dick once again

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No I dont. I have absolutly no interest in the opinion of someone who watched a game but didn’t play it. Your opinion is useless.

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I highly doubt Death Stranding will win GotY because of the way the awards work. I’d call shenanigans if it did. I’m fine with the nomination but I don’t think it should win.

SFV CE will work just like the previous updates

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Shall I remind you of Overwatch in 2016 and how literally everybody praised Blizzard to no end? It’s gonna be same fucking thing with DeSt this year

…this isn’t quite the same thing though. Overwatch blew up critically when it first came out and wasn’t anywhere near as divisive as DS is. I fully expect it to get some awards but considering the fact that the way awards are given out its a combination of what the powers that be (the selection of publications/businesses that selected the games in the first place) and the public vote…If DS wins its going to be HIGHLY suspect.

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Looking through the nominees and DMC V and Astral Chain are only nominates once and don’t even have a hat in the GOTY fight…that’s pretty disappointing.

I’m predicting that Control is going to get robbed this year. I’m pretty sure that game deserves some awards but I’ll be surprised if it gets any.

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Geoff Keighley host of the annual Video Game Awards and outspoken supporter of Hideo Kojima since he was fired from Konami.

Death Stranding: Hideo Kojima’s first game since being fired from Konami. The title is also nominated for Game of the Year at the Video Game Awards

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installing shenmue 3 right now, today is prob. the best day in my whole life lol

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Yea I’m still on the fence on picking it up now or on Black Friday. Might just rush through Shenmue 1 & 2 to get refreshed and to pass the time till Black Friday. I want it pretty badly tho…been waiting almost 20 years for part 3.

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