Continue in here I guess.
So… Bethesda and blowjobs, y’all.
Great ending to a great thread
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And I am sure the rep would smash my toes, burn dinner, and somehow bruse my dick while sucking it.
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Did we really reach 10K that fast?
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LOL
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I also don’t like Bethesda on the fact that characters look like shit and it’s buggy as fuck. Nothing looks polished or solid. It’s like living in a straw house during a hurricane or something.
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Not to mention they constantly put out questionable in quality content that the community ends up having to fix which Bethesda tries to spin as “our imaginative community!”
What a load of shit.
All of their games are barely playable buggy pieces of shit until the players fix it. And even then, they’re still buggy piles of shit. Its been that way with pretty much every title Bethesda has ever released.
And do we even need to bring up Fallout 76? Cause that’s a whole can of worms we can open again.
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Wouldn’t trust a BJ from Bethesda. There would be teeth involved. You’d have to wait for a Bethesda fan to show up and do the job correctly for them.
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Is Doom 2016 considered a Bethesda game?
If it is It ran great. I didn’t experience any glitches there.
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ID Software developed it. Bethesda published it.
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Though I’ve never played Doom 2016 I like the idea of doom. I just generally don’t like FPS games. Borderlands, Turok 2 and the GOAT Golden Eye are pretty much the only exception to this.
But as Darc said, Bethesda only helped with distribution. So I wouldn’t particularly count it.
If it says Bethesda on the box and its a good game then it was made by someone else and Bethesda only paid.
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The only Bethesda games to be wary of are the ones they developed themselves. The Evil Within series is Bethesda but those games were developed by Tengo Game works.
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Yet everyone loves elder scrolls
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Honestly the only ES game I put any time in was Morrowind. Even then, I spent my time fiddling with mods. I still remember being amazed at a mod that improved all the character models while using less polys. In retrospect, it just shows that Bugthesda was shit all along.
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I’ve never played a Bethesda game.
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I tried Fallout 3. Made it to Megaton or whatever the fuck that first town is outside the vault. Everyone was pissed off at me there and I got myself exiled somehow. So I had to roam the wasteland with no gear and this fucking giant rat killed me because the shooting mechanics are so horrible. I quit right after that. Fuck Fallout 3.
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You all suck, every one of you
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I think in terms of story and setting Fallout New Vegas and Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion were the most interesting games they released.
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