one prob i have with dead cells is that the devs put the true final boss and true ending only if you beat the game on 5 boss cell mode. which 99% of people will never do.
i beat the game on 4 boss cell and that shit was one of THE hardest things ive done in life.
i dont wanna go through the immense stress of that experience ever again tbh.
they need to rethink that idea of putting true final boss+true ending as a reward for beating 5 boss cell mode.
fuck all that.
hope that gets changed after the alpha.
p.s.
and the true final boss is harrrrrrrrrrrrd cuz he keeps healing himself.
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Ha, sheeeeeeit and Iām over here just now getting to Hard mode with the 1 āboss cellā thingā¦ itās hard as hell, man. Iāve been at it for quite some time now and Iāve only survived long enough to get to Time-keeper ONCE! It seems like enemies are more likely to set up combos on you in Hard modeā¦like one simple green zombie does the jump attack which is fineā¦but that could be the end of things if you realize too late itās coordinated with the attack of 2 exploding green bugs and a bomb all hitting you at the same time, before you have time to recover from the zombieās hitā¦itās like this becomes a ādonāt get hit at allā¦ā kind of thingā¦because that 1 hit WILL be the first part of a combo with 2 or 3 other things, and of course the character simply canāt take all that damage.
Iām trying to stick with ranged options for all this to keep my distance from enemies in this mode, since everything is like 10x more dangerous nowā¦it seems a bit easier to handle if my setup now is something like 2 bows, or 1 bow + that fireball skill and 2 turrets.
Dead Cells, folks. Itās serious businessā¦and absolutely worth all the hype. 
editāhaha that one green slimy āturretā that goes on the ceilingā¦I love that simply because it looks like youāre tossing a giant snot clump up on the ceiling that somehow is able to shoot projectilesā¦gets a cheap laugh out of me every time.
Finished Old Manās Story on Switch last night, and that game is a big fat āmehā. Itās a bit touching towards the end but I mean you can pretty much see it coming. The art style is pretty cool but there is like no variation in gameplay or I donāt even know if I would call it āgameplayā at all. You literally just adjust the height of different planes to solve āpuzzlesā which are paths you walk along, and then after you do this a couple times, a new memory shows up, and then you do the next set of puzzles. There are 2 ādifferentā ones where you are on a train or truck and you have to raise/lower the ground as you are rolling.
I only paid $5 for this and it lasted like 2 hours or so, but had I never grabbed it and spent 2 hours on it, I think Iād be just fine.
Well nowā¦guess that rumor I saw yesterday panned out
only 7 minutes huh? 
Nier GOTY seems pretty disappointing to me. The DLC is small and I could careless about the skins. Did they even improve the framerate and stuff for Steam version? Even if they did, fuck having to buy it again for a better version.
They actually DID do stand alone zombie modes for mobile, two of them actually.
Steam version never got patched. You need to turn to fan mods to fix any problems with the game
Yeah I know. Iām asking if they fixed the issues for the GOTY edition. Sorry it wasnāt clear.
There is a report out that Activisionās and EAās CEOs are the highest overpaid in the gaming industryā¦which isnāt surprising.
Clearly there wasnāt enough room financially for those people that got laid off /sarcasm
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told ya
Yeah the only good thing was how short it was. The lack in variety was irritating. I almost just stopped playing but I wanted to see the rest of the story and knew i only had like 30 minutes left so I just kept going.
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Did you really just toss mobile at me? Lol
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Fuck Mobile, how bout standalone zombie mode for Console or PC?
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Iām just saying they did it.
When they can sell you a whole game you donāt want instead? Why would they?
Okay we need more Morrowind in here
The nightmare of having 2 smash games in the main EVO roster is OVAHHHHHā¦
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