Video Game General 3.0 - You know what should come back? Pre-rendered backgrounds!

people have nothing else better to do but get offended by every fucking thing. I mean really calling mario maker of all things, sexiest and racist
https://youtu.be/XB1E04hJgys

After someone claimed that Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is sexist I’m not surprised by anything anymore.

I just laugh and move on.

alphaomgeasin is so annoying.

info stuffs:

Been awhile since I got any ragemail on xbox.

Chainsawed a guy in Gears 3.
“get off chainsaw before i digger yur sister bitch”

Digger?

Hrm. I’m torn. I was given some e-shop credit as a gift…but I dunno what to get exactly. I got Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament and Mega Man X, but I’ve still got $37.64 left over.

I can either get Metroid Prime: Trilogy and Duck Hunt, with either Megaman X2 (or X3) or Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time on top of that. Or get Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time with Megaman X2 and X3, and Megaman Zero.

I was initially set on getting Metroid Prime: Trilogy, but after seeing some gameplay of it…I’m not so sure. Seems too similar to an FPS. It doesn’t look bad at all, mind you…far from it. It just doesn’t look like something I’d enjoy playing. And I’m not sure I want to risk the wrath of Bious if the latter ends up happening.

First thing you’ve said that makes sense, since I started reading your posts. Custom soundtracks for fighting games are SO necessary.

Well it’s an fps but it’s literally the 2d metroid in a 3d world and through the eyes of samus

Ouch…

Well, it’s the fps part that’s the problem.

Maybe I’ll hold off until it goes on sale or something. In the very rare chance that happens.

I liked Super Mario 64 because it was literally the 2D Mario in a 3D world and through a third-person perspective.

Diablo 3– I’m back to giving my Witch Doctor character more attention… and holy shit why have I overlooked the “Grave Injustice” passive all this time!? Maybe I had it before but forgot…it’s been a long time since I’ve played that character, but this might be the greatest thing the Witch Doc has, folks.

The 2nd part of that shit I underlined is GOLDEN, man. Basically, the dude becomes nearly unkillable because of how this plays right into some abuse of his “Spirit Walk” ability— Spirit Walk is the WD leaving his physical body for a few seconds. Naturally, as a spirit/ghost–you are intangible and thus…untouchable…unstoppable. This already has a short cooldown which can be reduced even further by a variety of things in the game… so the Grave Injustice will cut that by 1 second each time something dies within that 20-yard range…nice.

There is so much I love about these games… so many layers to how things work with each other to ultimately create some God-tier characters… action-RPGs, man… I cannot get enough of them.

If you hit an enemy with it directly, it tries to dig through their torso. Looks like a really big sperm cell trying to penetrate something. Probably what he was referring to.

Whenever my friends hit somebody with that, it got referred to as “knockin em up”

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/335/9/8/objection__by_gyakutenfanatic-d6wcp9z.png

Spoiler

http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhla85Z7IG1qhcw70o1_500.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/0/00/Whitesnake.jpg/revision/20150607124622

Whitesnake’s primary ability is to transform either a person’s memories or their Stand (spirit) into humanly tangible Stand Discs. These Discs may be inserted into other people, allowing them to either read memories or use Stands stored there.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/5/51/WhiteSnakeAbility.png/revision/latest?cb=20150509183917

White Snake’s victims are left in a coma/near death state after being sliced by his CDs as shown in Part 6 of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures: Stone Ocean. Furthermore the discs don’t actually inflict physical harm, so no blood loss would occur.

Clearly this is the work of a enemy stand

China’s allowing the sale of consoles all over the country: http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2015/07/china-to-allow-game-console-sales.html

I’m interested in seeing which consoles they flock to the most.

I feel like the only thing holding PC from becoming mainstream is accessibility. I am sure everyone ( @Sonicabid ) is going to come to me and tell me how easy it is and how retarded I must be for not knowing how to build a PC. I feel like when people bought consoles, they paid for convenience. Easy to set up, find some controllers and play. With every console having mandatory installs as high as 15 gigabytes (holy fuck! On a console game? ), i have to wonder if the console market is becoming obsolete. Even consoles from the past have more convenience than the consoles now. I buy an SNES, I buy 2 controllers, and i buy SSF2. Plug it in put it all together, and I am now playing SSF2 with my friends.

Compared to today

I buy my PS4, I buy USF4. I have to install the game. I buy my controllers promised to work. I have to do magic to make it work. Basically things that I would be doing on a PC. So what the fuck is the point of buying a console anymore? Novelty?

Someone needs to streamline the whole PC gaming thing, and then make it cheap. I want to see companies and all of their egotism die from that shit. If your making consoles less and less convenient, your giving me reasons not to buy consoles.

Why can I data share on my dreamcast but not the PS4? Why do ps1 controllers work on PS2 easy, but the PS3 has trouble working with PS4? Its like these companies forgot they were in competition. Fuck this shit man.

And to finally corner you with no chance of escape XthAtGAm3RGuYX

To then I respond that you’ve clearly forgotten about your previous case where it actually happened.

Ace attorney spoilers

Spoiler

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/0f/Dahlia.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20080329180731&format=webp

So fucking good.

Stage looks like a old school Final Fantasy boss. Hell you can see the stage has EYES.

Like we freaking said, the game is NOT an FPS AT ALL

Unless what you hate about FPS is just the camera by it’s very existence, then you’ll be fine.

I REPEAT, METROID PRIME DOES NOT PLAY LIKE AN FPS AT ALL.