Video game characters that you HATE!

Mizuchi. Oh my God that was probably the most annoying fighting game boss battle i’ve ever played

From the Final Fantasy series: Vaan, Cait Sith, Relm, Genesis (fighting him and his clones gets really stale after the 3rd time)

Master Chief. I never jumped on the Halo bandwagon and I think he’s overrated.

Apollo Justice. The only thing he has going for him is his special bracelet. Other than that he’s just a poor Phoenix Wright imitation.

Oh, and I don’t like Lightning either. She’s a bitchy wannabe Cloud Strife. Hell, the devs fucking ADMITTED she was a Cloud knockoff.

Yeah, like Cloud or hate him, he honestly has way more reason to be the way he is than Lightning, Ms. “I don’t know the whole fucking story and so I blame you for everything Snow derp derp”. Fuck that, only thing cool about her is her design which was well done despite totally ripping off Cloud (yet again).

hey now while he may be just a poor imitation that doesnt make him a terrible character. to me hes still way better than most video game characters…but then again i may be a little bias considering im an ace attorney fanboy

I recently picked up SW:KOTOR again and holy shity I’d forgotten how bad of a character Carth Onasi is. He does nothing but whine the entire game about getting betrayed, he has no depth and no relevance outside of being friends with Saul. Bastila is also much more annoying than I remember but at least she has character development and complexity.

Conversely, Jolee Bindo is still the best character I’ve ever seen in a game.

I thought that he was the funniest thing to ever happen to an RPG. He jumps in and out the closet through “memory problems”; One moment he thinks he’s beyonce and all when things got a lil chilly, he turns into big bad Rasheed Wallace

the guy from okami with the wooden sword. i forget his name but yeah. i think the game couldve done without him.

Everybody in FFX except for Auron and Lulu’s tits.

edit: well, I didn’t specifically hate rikku… but she wasn’t particularly endearing either…

was he the only student lol, I thought he must have been adopted or something :rofl: He looks like he has a unibrow too lol

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rikku was yuffie’s retarded cousin

I fucking HATE that dog from Duck Hunt. Seriously, you don’t understand. Pure, unrefined, unabashed, HATRED for that dog

Berserker Locusts from Gears of War. I hope to never see them again since they weren’t in GOW2.

The damn laughing dog from Duck Hunt.

The Flood from Halo 2 in particular, driving around in Ghosts and Wraiths, fuck that shit.

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Oh yeah, another big game character annoyance for me: Xbox Ryu Hayabusa.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? You know it’s already a bad idea when your “reboot” of a character is overshadowed by a version that was made in the 1980s. They basically took some generic ninja dude and called him Ryu. He used to have things like a personality, then Xbox NG came along and he was suddenly “generic badass #83”. :wtf:

First off, Hayabusa is not a effing honorific or clan. It’s Ryu’s surname as in, ONLY Ryu and his family…oh wait they retconned his family except for his dad who’s name they also changed. Before it made sense that he looks white because well, he was in part. Now it’s just the anime cliche that all Japanese guys look white, I never got this change.

Second, why in the hell would a guy with a sword that can cut holes in time/space and ressurrect the dead need another weapon? Oh wait, they retconned that too, now “Ryuken” is just some wack bootleg Force Edge. So I guess he needs other weapons.

Third, his outfit. I don’t care how buff or manly the guy is, nobody here needs to be talking about some cat walking around in black skintight leather like he “looks like a warrior” and then trash talk the more Japanese (read: Square) hero designs. However “girly” or teenaged they look, at least those dudes don’t look like they’re wearing a damn gimp suit. It would be one thing if this version of him had the DOA outfit which was good, but no, instead we get this.

Finally, no Irene (or Aileen in Japan, as I recall). Fuck off with Ayane (all DOA girls really), and Rachel, and Sonia and all these other nobody characters. She was way more interesting than the lot of them.

Yeah, this version of Ryu is bad. Give me the NES one, 20 years old and still better conceived.

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I didn’t even know my brother typed this up. I’m so proud of him. sniffle

Lan di from Shenmue for being such a coward and never fighting Ryo!

Continuing on…

Swordsmaters (Fire Emblem 7) - Yes all of them. That means guy, karel, and karla. The 15% crit nerf is really that bad, it could be fixed by supports but that’s not the point. It’s there and I fucking hate it, not to mention there’s so many damn lance users in 7.

Breloom (Pokemon) - Not so much pokemon itself, just when played competitively. Seriously, this fucking thing is ridiculous. Sleep, Subs, Focus Punch, Seed Bomb. They’re all the fucking same and for good reason too, this thing rapes teams to oblivion if you aren’t careful. Every time I have to fight a Breloom I get raped: spores my counter/slower pokemon, subs, STAB Focus Punch which will kill anything that doesn’t resist. If you’re playing someone good, they’ll save this shit fucker of a pokemon until its counter has been removed or put to sleep.

N.Gin (CTR) - Wow on those trials this guy can be troublesome. Sometimes it’s him Tiny Tiger that just stay on your ass and you can’t shake them off, but it’s usually him. This guy is suppose to have poor speed but I think that doesn’t apply to the cpu. I’ve seen him in 8th or 6th or whatever the fuck it was come all the way back up to 2 and almost beat me! Fucking hate em’

Mario (Super Mario 2) - Sorry but average doesn’t cut it here, even toad topples the plumber. I’d rather just beast the game with luigi, or have an easier time floating over things with princess. But I never choose mario, at all. Hate him in this one for being lackluster.

This bitch was the worst.

Am I really the only one here who loathes Tingle? To those who don’t why do you like him?

The first character that comes to mind is honestly Ingrid of Street Fighter Alpha 3 (PSP) and Capcom Fighting Evolution. As far as I’m concerned, her existence broke what little storyline the franchise had with god-mode-sue bullshit. I’m often inclined to believe her only fans are those that find her sexually attractive.

I have a deep, burning hatred for Dan, and the real Dan fanboys. I fail to see how he is amusing in any way, shape or form.

Also, that absolute cunt in the tunnels of the South America kind-ish locale in Ninja Gaiden II. My rage for him is infinite. I wanna be dicing bitches into mince beef with my Vigoorian flails, not getting bum-rushed by some boss-monster.