Very Important Technical Advancement: The Urinal Game

Warning, you life is about to change

when you piss in the urinal.

Yes it’s the BBC, a reputable news source!

this dumb stuff pisses me off…

DA GAME.

I would not want to be the one cleaning up those bathrooms.
Maybe it’s just me, but enticing people to lean side to side while peeing doesn’t seem like a good idea.

working urinals basically clean themselves, any mess is remedied with a quick mop up

cleaning urine is smalltime. graffiti, vomit, and shit are all bigger pains in the ass than a piss stain on the floor or walls.

It’s a trap.

Your dick is being scanned. “they” want to know, and they will do anything to find out. You think this is a game? You are wrong. Protect yourselves. Know the game.

-Starhammer-

They should make a urinal game not unlike those watergun games at the carnivals, you gotta shoot at a target to get your horse to cross the finish line. Not only can you race against your buddies but you could also play against strangers for money.

Or a urinal that clocks how fast your piss is traveling. You’ll pee into a hole that acts as a drainage pipe so it doesn’t splash everywhere, and a sensor at the hole clocks your piss and relays it to an indicator above the urinal showing how fast it went in mph.

The future is all in piss games.