US student is sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for trying to steal a political banner

I love the picture of Kim Jong Il and that other guy on the wall cheesing like “DIS NIGGA!”

In the third pic, you can tell dude’s legs gave out, damn dude, lol!

So…yeah. I’m pretty close to the situation.

My best friend was actually in the group that the kid was in on the NK trip. He said he knew that the kid did it, it was dumb of him, but thinks there’s more to it…like maybe some other stuff he did.

Because he (my buddy) took a flyer and magazine with him (just as much of a no-no) and didn’t receive shit for it. He said that everyone wondered where he was at on the last day, and you could feel in the air that it wouldn’t have been cool to ask about it.

Paraphrasing, but it was a damn good storytelling session that kept us going for hours.

turns oout he had a ton of fun and the DMZ is apparently dope as fuck

I thought he actually went to North Korea from Beijing why would they be at the DMZ?

He certainly didn’t cross into NK from there.

Was this a church trip? Maybe I should actually read the article.

So in one of many places where white privelege does not exist he does this dumb shit.

White people lol

So the whole group was a tour group that arranged this months before, and flew into NK from Beijing (Its the only way to fly into NK). One of the places they went on said tour was the DMZ.

Got it, the DMZ is pretty cool, never experienced it from the NK side though obviously.

I hope dude’s walk to the NK prison is slow and deliberate…

It’s like a real life Ralph heart break.

You can pinpoint the exact moment the dudes soul is just done.

Sad thing is you know Obama is at home watching basketball just hanging up the phone “…another cracker?.. fuck em let trump or hilary deal with that bullshit” click.

WHERE IS YOUR PRIVILEGE NOW WHITEY.

Stay away from Korea kids.

I personally would love for him to get caned. I get pretty tired of dipshit Americans going to other countries, not respecting the laws or customs of that country, and then expecting immunity when the gavel of justice falls upon them. I hope he at least gets to do a few months of hard labor before he gets exchanged for some favor from the US.

Like he came out all confident his whiteness and yuppiness would save him. Not in north korea. Maybe south korea. Maybe if he was in that part of taiwan.

But not a gestapo like north korea. Now he will die within 3 years.

We should just bomb that worthless, dogshit country into oblivion

Fuck that, they don’t have any resources to steal, like oil. This is his problem to suffer from, not the West’s.

So what. The whole country is one big open sore, they literally offer nothing to the world except for the prospect of nuclear war

Before…

During…

After…

Spoiler

http://dekoziol.com/techpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Gladiator-Skeleton1.jpg

NickRocks got me rolling too hard, zero fucks given to this Austrian named asshole, stealing shit from the NK :rofl:

…locked up for 15 years for “stealing”. Please stop, you’re making a fool of yourself

Other countries they cut off your hands, he lucky can still fuck himself.

Yeah you’re right, they actually did him a pretty solid favor only giving him 15 years of hard labor, because at least he can still masturbate. Are you part of the NK cult of personality or something?